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Title: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on December 21, 2011, 12:54:12 AM
Hey bad movie friends!
New game for ya: Pick 5 words (or if you like, 2-word words, like "ice cream").  The next poster has to make a sentence out of them and then pick 5 of their own for the next poster to make a sentence of.
Example:

Pickle
Feet
Nipple
Transmission
Dump Truck

Sentence:
Yesterday I was driving a dump truck when I dropped my pickle at my feet; as I bent to pick it up I caught my nipple on my jacket zipper, got distracted by the pain and crashed it.. now I have to fix the transmission.

Enjoy!
First 5 words:

Barber
Gerbil
Semantics
Veins
Suicide


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: El Misfit on December 22, 2011, 12:42:18 AM
Well, the Barber wasn't particularly good, as you can see I have an urge to commit suicide when he killed my pet Gerbil, Bob, who was into semantics, had his veins cut.


next 5:
Dork
Peanuts
Queen
Butts
Monkey


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on December 22, 2011, 12:46:23 AM
Queen Elizabeth III once owned a monkey that she fed peanuts; she called him a dork because he liked to paint moustaches on all the butts in the kingdom.

Next 5:

poo
joust
Satan
infidel
contract


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Trevor on December 22, 2011, 07:16:06 AM
Quote
Cow T Robot

 :question:

This must be the robot that says "We've got MOOOOOVIE sign!"  :wink:


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on December 22, 2011, 11:48:04 PM
Trevor, for his display of courage when he flung his underpants at a ninja trying to infiltrate the Satellite of Love, was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

Next 5:

disease
fan belt
fracture
prostate exam
dying


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Trevor on December 23, 2011, 04:07:17 AM
was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

 :thumbup: :teddyr:

I will ask them to invite you as well and they must screen Midnight so that we can all rejoice in that marvelous ABBA like song.  :buggedout: :buggedout:



Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on December 28, 2011, 12:16:06 AM
was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

 :thumbup: :teddyr:

I will ask them to invite you as well and they must screen Midnight so that we can all rejoice in that marvelous ABBA like song.  :buggedout: :buggedout:


Yay!!!  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: JaseSF on December 29, 2011, 09:30:35 PM
Fearing he had some dread disease, Jack visited the doctor who insisted on the sexy female nurse giving him a prostrate exam producing much excitement especially when Jack's angry wife, who was there to tell Jack about trouble with their car's fan belt,  stormed in and insisted on said nurse dying.

Next 5:

Nest
Ghosts
Water
Spaghetti
Worms


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on December 31, 2011, 10:33:03 PM
This morning my pet worms made a nest out of spaghetti and water; when I got home from work they were eaten by ghosts.

Next 5:

heart
snapped
rectum
sneeze
hermaphrodite


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: bob on January 01, 2012, 03:48:21 PM
After the hermaphrodite ate some heart she sneezed while at the same feeling something in her rectum and snapped a pencil after accidently stepping on it.

singer, lamp, dynamite, acid, dictionary


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: The Burgomaster on January 01, 2012, 05:33:51 PM
The singer used the kerosene lamp to light his stick of dynamite, then threw a flask of sulphuric acid at the librarian who was looking up "dynamite" in the dictionary.

Next 5:

nose, javelin, kumquat, lubricant, vasectomy



Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on January 06, 2012, 04:22:18 AM
After stepping outside the hospital fresh from my vasectomy, I ate a kumquat, heard a whistling sound, and looked up just in time to see a javelin pierce my nose; I had to go back to the doctor, who used lubricant to get it out.

Next 5:
pizza
dildo
gumbo
frog dung
bicycle


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: claws on January 06, 2012, 06:30:11 AM
The delivery guy brought my order of pizza and gumbo on a bicycle but had to dodge frog dung squirting from a dildo to get here.

Next 5:

carrot
bikini
ufo
uppercut
condom


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 06, 2012, 08:28:49 AM
A ufo in a bikini placed a condom on a carrot which caused him to receive an uppercut from his earthling lover.

vulva
Retrorussell
infection
traffic
running


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: JaseSF on January 08, 2012, 08:12:35 PM
Retrorussell braved running through oncoming traffic on his way to the clinic where he hoped to get treatment for an infection in his girlfriend's vulva.

Truck
Aspirin
Lasagna
Sword
Bear


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 09, 2012, 07:20:20 PM
While heading to the 7/11 to buy some frozen lasagna,my truck broke down and I was attacked by a bear which I killed with my sword and that's why I need six aspirin,dammit!  :hot:

boobies
Jell-O
spine
angels
boots


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on January 09, 2012, 07:28:26 PM
After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.

Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: alandhopewell on January 21, 2012, 01:50:02 PM
After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.

Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan

     My ourangutan, suffering from dysentery, pulled up a picture of Ronald Reagan on my Windows 95, causing the poor beast to vomit up the pineapple he'd had for lunch.

     ----NEXT 5-----

submarine
autoeroticism
claymore
pulchritude
Ray-Bans


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Snivelly on January 21, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: alandhopewell on July 12, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.

     Pick five more words....anybody.


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 12, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.

     Pick five more words....anybody.

Mister
Shuffle
Daisies
Mud
Living


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on July 13, 2012, 04:28:58 AM
While picking daisies near a mud field, I heard a shuffle behind me; as I turned I saw Mister Rogers standing there, as one of the living dead!

Next 5:

cleavage
pineapple
foghorn
Pokemon
trousers


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2012, 08:51:36 AM
As the mournful foghorn sounded in the distance, I spat a half-chewed piece of pineapple at my wife's cleavage, but she stood suddenly and it hit her trousers instead, staining the Pokemon cards in her hip pocket.

(Bonus points cause I actually did that one time!)


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on July 13, 2012, 05:49:33 PM
Wow.. what are the odds of the foghorn AND Pokemon cards being involved as well?

Got 5 new words, Indy?


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2012, 11:30:11 PM
Brazilian
library
uvula
potato
nostrils


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on July 14, 2012, 04:10:17 AM
I was shoving 2 halves of a potato up my nostrils and got them lodged in my uvula; as I started choking I raced to the nearest Brazilian library to get information on how to save my life, but by the time I got there I died.

Next:

effigy
cyst
Panama
diarrhea
cookies


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: AndyC on July 14, 2012, 01:55:48 PM
A protester in Panama was burning the president in effigy when he suffered an attack of diarrhea, caused by either a cyst in his colon or too many cookies.

Next five:

umbrella
outboard
prancing
solemn
adhesive


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: El Misfit on July 14, 2012, 03:42:42 PM
The Umbrella was fine until the outboard of our boat blew up, with the smoke prancing around us while Joe gave a solemn look at the situation, then said that we shouldn't have used adhesive to keep the pistons together.


Next five:
Banana
Yu-Gi-Oh
solitaire
Crap
Apples


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: JaseSF on July 15, 2012, 07:41:45 PM
While eating a banana and playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with his friends, Bob wished instead he was playing Solitaire while watching crap on television and eating candy apples.

Next five:

Metropolis
Iceberg
Raider
Ewer
Naughty


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on July 17, 2012, 07:34:16 PM
Superman flew from Metropolis to the Antarctic, to stop a naughty Oakland Raider (Matt Leinart) from peeing into a ewer and pouring it on penguins, who gathered on an iceberg.

Next 5:

albatross
frisbee
feminine
pasta
checkers


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: alandhopewell on July 18, 2012, 02:18:34 PM
Superman flew from Metropolis to the Antarctic, to stop a naughty Oakland Raider (Matt Leinart) from peeing into a ewer and pouring it on penguins, who gathered on an iceberg.

Next 5:

albatross
frisbee
feminine
pasta
checkers




     Feminine pasta checkers who spend all their free time playing Frisbee are an albatross around the neck of Barilla.


NEXT FIVE

Rangoon

widdershins

revenant

Slurpee

mollusk


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 18, 2012, 02:27:55 PM
The revenant migrated widdershins, towards Rangoon, while sucking on a Chilled Clam, his favorite Slurpee from 7-11's new line mollusk-flavored line.

help
trampled
mother's
exiles
interview


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on July 18, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
I need help with an interview I'm giving channel 6 tomorrow.. my mother's ex-boyfriends went on self-imposed exiles to Africa and got trampled by elephants, and I don't know what to say!

Next:

balailaka
dank
Peruvian
sandwich
gelatinous


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: alandhopewell on September 13, 2012, 01:35:39 PM
I need help with an interview I'm giving channel 6 tomorrow.. my mother's ex-boyfriends went on self-imposed exiles to Africa and got trampled by elephants, and I don't know what to say!

Next:

balailaka
dank
Peruvian
sandwich
gelatinous

     In a dank chamber, a Peruvian acolyte strummed his balailaka, between bites of a gelatinous sandwich.



hydrostatic
orm
planchette
murrain
hemophage



Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on February 24, 2014, 04:14:15 PM
I do not know what the words hydrostatic, orm, planchette, murrain, or hemophage mean.   :tongueout:


Pelican
Illegal
Volkswagen
nuclear
President


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on February 25, 2014, 12:35:01 AM
Aww.. be adventurous!  Look 'em up!  :smile:

Well, I'll leave it up to Alan.  What do you say.. do we still do your words?  If you want I'll do 'em.


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on February 27, 2014, 11:45:47 PM
Aww.. be adventurous!  Look 'em up!  :smile:

Well, I'll leave it up to Alan.  What do you say.. do we still do your words?  If you want I'll do 'em.
I was supposed to use the words hydrostatic, orm, planchette, murrain, and hemophage in a sentence.

My sentence was "I do not know what the words hydrostatic, orm, planchette, murrain, or hemophage mean."

I used them.  Technically it counts.   :teddyr:


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: indianasmith on February 28, 2014, 12:03:19 AM
The Volkswagon, driven by illegal immigrants, delivered the nuclear-contaminated Penguin to the President.

My words are:

Robust
 Free-spirited
Ukrainian
Puce
Tarantula


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Trevor on February 28, 2014, 06:14:01 AM
The robust free spirited Ukrainian spotted a tarantula and turned the color of puce.

Undies
Awful
Trevor
Wears
His

That one was hard.  :wink:


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: retrorussell on February 28, 2014, 02:41:18 PM
Hard, as in crust?  Bleck..

Trevor wears his undies on his head while attending awful movies.

Next:
Pierogi
detrimental
abscess
calcium
feasible


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: ER on March 01, 2014, 12:54:34 AM
It is feasible though detrimental to find an abscess made of calcium inside your pierogi.

blacktop
lurid
manufactured
unholy
vamp


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 01, 2014, 06:09:23 AM
The unholy,lurid vamp manufactured blacktop.

Gee-that was easy!

creep
liverwurst
kitty
insect
interbred


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: indianasmith on March 01, 2014, 07:59:44 AM
What kind of interbred creep feeds liverwurst and insects to his poor kitty?


fluted
gargoyle
magma
Indonesian
yak-herder


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 01, 2014, 08:39:32 AM
The fluted Indoesian Yak herder  gargoyle stone hopped  over the flowing magma.
He had to save the ewes! If not-how would he feed his children? These yak were his LIFE! Without them-they would starve-which was a slow death.The race of the gargoyles was in his hands. The lava flow would be quick-but neither would stop him-not if the gods were with him-so he lept!

What thf does fluted mean,Indy? :question:


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: indianasmith on March 01, 2014, 08:44:10 AM
It means having a long central flake or groove removed from the surface.  Clovis and Folsom points (two of the oldest artifacts found in North America)  are always fluted.


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 01, 2014, 08:47:42 AM
Oh-then what I wrote makes no sense! (like it made sense even without it!  :smile:)

dingleberry
corn
blacksmith
evil
dogged


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: alandhopewell on March 01, 2014, 01:43:38 PM
     The evil blacksmith dogged the Reverend Dingleberry Corn over an imagined debt of a bushel of calico kittens.

HOLOTHURIAN
WIDDERSHINS
DEASIL
MERKIN
HIPPOCAMPUS


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: ER on March 01, 2014, 07:17:01 PM
Ellie did not know the definitions of some of the words: HOLOTHURIAN WIDDERSHINS DEASIL MERKIN and HIPPOCAMPUS, but still used them in a sentence.


deathray
orbit
fortunate
polyethylene
disco


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: JaseSF on March 04, 2014, 05:17:43 PM
Yog, the Emperor of the Smog People, focused his deathray in Earth's orbit towards a disco but the fortunate dancers had the protection of their polyethylene deathray-repellent headgear.

Kittens
Vertigo
Shipwrecked
Renegade
Organizational


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: Couchtr26 on March 05, 2014, 04:38:43 AM
The shipwrecked kittens suffered from vertigo standing atop the organizational headquarters of Renegade Ops.

Cheese
Plutonium
Ankle
Milky
Adversely


Title: Re: Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!
Post by: alandhopewell on March 06, 2014, 12:30:26 PM
    For lunch, I had a cheese sandwich on plutonium sourdough bread, with a Milky Way. Running down to fetch the afternoon sheep, I twisted my ankle, which adversely harshed my mellow.

GLADIUS
TREBUCHET
KATANA
KNOBKERRIE
BAT'LETH