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Title: Start the next sentence with the last letter of the last sentence.
Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 05:23:39 PM
Let's see how this goes. I don't know if it's a game or not, but this will be somewhat similar to the "Neverending Story" thread that used to be so popular.

Every post will be a single sentence, each sentence creating an ongoing story. Each poster will make a sentence starting with the last letter of the sentence before it. You can only post one sentence at a time. The sentence can be a descriptive sentence, contain a quote, or whatever. For example, if someone posts:

He looked over his shoulder to glimpse he pursuer.

The next poster, using the last letter of the previous sentence, might post:

"Right behind you," he said menacingly.

I will start it off on the next post.





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Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 05:25:01 PM
The night was sultry.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 04, 2012, 05:42:16 PM


Yolanda anxiously watched from her upstairs window.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 04, 2012, 06:07:56 PM
Where was the man delivering the pizza and calzones?


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Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Silence was her only answer.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 04, 2012, 07:15:14 PM
Reindeer don't live in the Atlantic!


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Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 07:42:51 PM
Crying in the kind of frustration usually aimed at DMV employees, Yolanda relented and moved on.


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Post by: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:37:02 PM
Nobody cares.


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Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 10:42:12 PM
Suddenly, a sound arose in the distance.


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Post by: Allhallowsday on January 05, 2012, 12:56:06 AM
Suddenly, a sound arose in the distance.
Each of us pricked up our ears.


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Post by: Flick James on January 05, 2012, 01:07:03 AM
Several of us even put our ears to the ground.


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Post by: Allhallowsday on January 05, 2012, 01:14:57 AM
Several of us even put our ears to the ground.
Down there, in the dirt, we could hear horses' hooves striking the earth.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 05, 2012, 01:19:42 AM
Hell no Jimmy!


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Post by: Allhallowsday on January 05, 2012, 01:30:17 AM
You annoy me.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 05, 2012, 01:42:58 AM
Excuse me then!


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Post by: Trevor on January 05, 2012, 07:13:17 AM
now is the time for clean underpants  :buggedout:


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Post by: Flick James on January 05, 2012, 11:10:38 AM
Several in the company nodded knowingly.


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Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2012, 12:07:00 PM
Yes I'm hung like a horse, thank you for asking.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 05, 2012, 01:05:41 PM
Greg, I asked if you were interested in playing croquet.


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:53:24 PM
     Trivial questions make me glad I'm a NorthCoaster, and above it all.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 05, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
But there is terrible variability of syntax.


Title: Re: Start the next sentence with the last letter of the last sentence.
Post by: Flick James on January 05, 2012, 05:04:44 PM
This is not a contribution, just a reminder to remember that the each sentence must start with the last letter of the sentence before it, and that the whole idea is to tell an ongoing story. That having been said, I am not at all opposed to the occasional random sentence.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 05, 2012, 06:48:46 PM
This is not a contribution, just a reminder to remember that the each sentence must start with the last letter of the sentence before it, and that the whole idea is to tell an ongoing story. That having been said, I am not at all opposed to the occasional random sentence.
I was so excite dabout the X... allow me to re-do:
Legally, there is terrible variety of syntax.


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Post by: Flick James on January 05, 2012, 08:36:14 PM
xylophones suddenly rang out in the sultry night air.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 06, 2012, 01:25:46 PM


Ricardo arrived with a Mariachi band to court Yolanda.


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 06, 2012, 01:50:21 PM


Ricardo arrived with a Mariachi band to court Yolanda.

     Actually, Yolanda planned to take Ricardo to court, for disturbing the peace.


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Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 06, 2012, 05:18:50 PM
Evilly Ricardo eyed Yolanda and and whispered "Let's have sex."


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 06:30:53 PM
"X-rays could not penetrate as well as you do my soul, my darling."


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Post by: Silverlady on January 07, 2012, 12:18:47 AM

Grinning, Ricardo said, "my sweet,  do you realize you have bird s**t in your hair?"


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Post by: Mofo Rising on January 07, 2012, 04:09:58 AM
Rather nonchalantly, Yolanda flipped her hair in Ricardo's face to reveal the bird droppings were only fakes to call the police off their trail.


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 07, 2012, 01:36:12 PM
    Laughing, Ricardo flipped back his lapel to show off his badge.


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Post by: Flick James on January 07, 2012, 02:36:09 PM
Eagerly, Yolanda began to flirt, as cops were her secret turn-on.


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Post by: Vik on January 07, 2012, 04:37:50 PM
Not only were cops her secret turn on, so were big boobies.


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Post by: The Burgomaster on January 07, 2012, 06:19:34 PM
So she took a chance and tweaked Ricardo's left nipple.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2012, 10:29:41 PM
Ewww, Burgo's beer is left out on the couch again!


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 09, 2012, 01:08:37 PM
Ewww, Burgo's beer is left out on the couch again!

     No, not yet....but SOON!", snarled Ricardo,as he slapped Yolanda's hand away.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 09, 2012, 01:25:16 PM
Yellow light poured from the darkened sky.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 09, 2012, 06:48:54 PM

Yolanda looked up and saw a huge craft hovering over her apartment building.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 09, 2012, 09:11:59 PM
God, It's Frank Miller!!!!


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Post by: indianasmith on January 10, 2012, 12:03:25 AM
Run for your lives and hide all video equipment!!! they shouted.


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Post by: retrorussell on January 10, 2012, 03:40:42 AM
Destitute milkmen in Santa Clara moonlight as pornographic actors.
Next Letter: S


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 10, 2012, 08:00:14 PM
So, what did you mean by that? Yolanda asked in a peevish tone.


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Post by: Flick James on January 10, 2012, 08:03:10 PM
"Everything," replied Frank.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 10, 2012, 10:53:42 PM

"Krispy Kreme donuts turn me on, Frank," Yolanda giggled.


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Post by: bob on January 11, 2012, 12:37:23 AM
Drooling at the thought of Krispy Kreme donuts Ricardo whispered to Yolanda "I'm not wearing any socks, shoes or lipstick."


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 11, 2012, 02:25:52 PM
     "Kick in the tuchus, you deserve", said Yoda, who was hiding behind the setee.


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Post by: retrorussell on January 11, 2012, 06:41:42 PM
Excessive libido seems to haunt the male populace of Micronesia, who simply cannot pee.


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Post by: Flick James on January 11, 2012, 07:25:44 PM
Everybody from there suffered from micronesia, a diminutive form of amnesia.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 11, 2012, 07:39:52 PM

Artichokes steamed in butter is the Yeti's favorite food.


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Post by: Flick James on January 11, 2012, 07:43:04 PM
Darla, Yolanda's best friend, was always fond of sharing trivial information about the habits of the Yeti.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 11, 2012, 09:40:20 PM
In the next few months, Flick got to know the yeti with the iYeti.


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Post by: Flick James on January 12, 2012, 11:13:25 AM
"In the name humanity, what is the iYeti?" said Flick.


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 12, 2012, 02:32:35 PM
"In the name of humanity, what is the iYeti?" said Flick.

     "Kindle for Yeti", said Yolanda.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 12, 2012, 02:34:03 PM
"Actually its a Yeti that costs three times as much, but its far cooler to some people." Said Darla, an unrepentant cynic.


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Post by: retrorussell on January 12, 2012, 03:20:00 PM
Candice Bergen may or may not have a pet spider named Harold.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 12, 2012, 07:45:48 PM
Don't wear shirts with horizontal stripes because the stripes will make you look fat.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 12, 2012, 07:48:16 PM
Thanks a Lot!


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Post by: Flick James on January 13, 2012, 01:54:51 PM
The excitement of the night began to wear thin as the morning approached.


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Post by: retrorussell on January 13, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
Dwight Howard goes bowling wearing nothing but puke-green silk panties.


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 13, 2012, 04:37:43 PM
Dwight Howard goes bowling wearing nothing but puke-green silk panties.

      Someone said Dwight Howard was your real name, pilgrim.


Title: Re: Start the next sentence with the last letter of the last sentence.
Post by: Flick James on January 14, 2012, 10:38:31 AM
Menacingly, the sun brought light to the uncomfortable situation.

**side note: remember this is supposed to be an ongoing story, not a string of random sentences. Geez. I feel like such a control freak.**


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Post by: ulthar on January 14, 2012, 11:47:34 AM
"NOW is the time!" shouted Ricardo while he grabbed Yolanda's arm.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 14, 2012, 03:37:52 PM
"My cakes are still in the oven!" Yolanda squeals.


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Post by: Flick James on January 14, 2012, 03:57:30 PM
Suddenly, everything seemed clear to Ricardo with that statement, and he relented.


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Post by: ulthar on January 14, 2012, 05:49:37 PM
Distracted by her "cakes," Ricardo did not notice Yolanda's hand slip behind her back.


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Post by: Flick James on January 14, 2012, 06:45:36 PM
"Ketchup for your cakes," squealed Yolanda with a silly schoolgirl grin.


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Post by: retrorussell on January 17, 2012, 06:37:20 PM
Never before have a seen a face as ugly as Sam Cassell.


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Post by: Flangepart on January 17, 2012, 06:54:32 PM
Laughing at how his nose had three holes in it.


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Post by: Flick James on January 17, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Theodore, Yolanda's ex-boyfriend, suddenly showed up, demanding reparations for their two years together.


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Post by: Silverlady on January 17, 2012, 08:20:58 PM

Recardo responded by punching Theodore in the nose.


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Post by: Flangepart on January 18, 2012, 09:39:45 AM
"Egregious lout!" he screamed in retaliation.


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Post by: Flick James on January 18, 2012, 10:48:58 AM
Not hesitating, Theodore pulled a live wolverine from his coat pocket and began waving it at Ricardo.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 18, 2012, 01:58:15 PM
Openly, Ricardo tried to fend of the offending mustelid with exquisite syntax.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 18, 2012, 05:13:24 PM
"X-ray her body, Dr. Smith" said Dr.Who


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Post by: Flangepart on January 18, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
"Oh, the pain, the pain...wait, she's quite the looker, isn't she, William?


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Post by: El Misfit on January 18, 2012, 08:24:03 PM
Mr. Smith, she's a prostitute!


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Post by: retrorussell on January 19, 2012, 12:13:04 AM
Eugene Levy just pooped himself while gnawing on human flesh.


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Post by: Flangepart on January 19, 2012, 09:47:13 AM
Hocking up a toe bone while he was at it.


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Post by: alandhopewell on January 19, 2012, 01:46:53 PM
     Trembling, Yolanda wished she were in Pittsburgh.


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Post by: Flick James on January 22, 2012, 11:09:28 AM
"HELLO CLEVELAND!" shouted Derek Smalls, inexplicably walking onto the scene, bass strapped around his shoulders.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 23, 2012, 12:11:29 AM
Son uva b***h! said the judge.


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Post by: Flick James on January 23, 2012, 10:55:43 AM
"Enough of this!" screamed Yolanda, and shewed them all away.


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Post by: El Misfit on January 23, 2012, 02:13:35 PM
"Yolanda, do you get the feeling that we're being watched at?" said the husband.


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Post by: Flangepart on January 23, 2012, 06:33:27 PM
"Dipwad, you're looking up your own exaust pipe."


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Post by: retrorussell on January 24, 2012, 06:59:33 PM
Each and every day of my life I regret that I have never made love to pudding.


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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 26, 2012, 03:54:21 PM
Gee, no one has chimed in for a while.


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Post by: Flangepart on January 26, 2012, 05:57:15 PM
Exactly what I was thinkin'!


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Post by: retrorussell on January 28, 2012, 08:08:59 PM
Necrophiliacs aren't the sort of people I would invite to a funeral.