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Title: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on January 05, 2012, 01:56:37 AM
so I had very strange dream last night

the taco bell dog spoke to me saying that green beans are evil


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: El Misfit on January 05, 2012, 02:06:02 AM
There was a thread by Rev which stated what have you been dreaming, so I put this one here.

I've been dreaming about dancing duck ninjas in tutus :question: Is my brain okay? :question: :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on January 05, 2012, 06:33:47 AM
A little kid with mental problems captured a jogger, cut off his legs, put him in a red rider wagon drawn by a large dog, and told it to, "Take this man to the animal hospital!"  When the man begged for help, the little kid cut off his head and said, "Shut up!"  Another jogger happened by, who also had an amputated leg, and hosed down everyone on the playground with blood from his stump.  A good time was had by all.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 05, 2012, 01:04:11 PM
Dreamed I woke up with an embarassing girly tattoo on my hand. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Flick James on January 05, 2012, 09:42:25 PM
I dreamed once about a gorilla playing a flute. Once he saw that I was watching him, he stopped playing, dropped the flute, and started running to attack me. Fortunately I awoke before, I assume, he would have started ripping my flesh off.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on January 05, 2012, 09:59:56 PM
I dreamed that Ron Paul was on top of the Empire State Building throwing copies of "Atlas Shrugged" at attacking Israeli jet fighters.



I've been watching WAY too much election coverage!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ChaosTheory on January 05, 2012, 11:45:53 PM
I had a dream that I was doing some acting on a movie set - the flick itself seemed like a b-movie but there were some relatively big names there, one of them being Vin Diesel.  Filming concludes for the day and the Vinster approaches me with a script that has written and/or is producing, it's some type of mystery/thriller and the character he wants me to play happens to be a lesbian.  The weird thing is, I don't remember anything in the script other than that but I do remember reading several pages and thinking the story was actually pretty good. I don't tell him that though; I tell him, "You just want to watch me kiss a girl, don't you?" He says, "Yep." and then starts making out with me himself.
Then I woke up. 

I have NO clue what any of that is supposed to signify.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on January 06, 2012, 12:07:58 AM
so I had very strange dream last night

the taco bell dog spoke to me saying that green beans are evil


Well, they are. Heed the small dog's warnings.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2012, 08:23:07 AM
I had a dream a few days ago where I was out in the backyard pruning the lilac bush.  I noticed there was a mole tunnel on the ground, and I could see the dirt moving as if he was crawling through it right then.  Being really uncoordinated in my dreams, I picked up a rock and tried to hit the moving dirt, but missed.  So I went and got a mole trap.  Meanwhile our neighbors (not our real neighbors, some group of guys) wanted to borrow my engine hoist out of my garage.  Anyhow, I got lost trying to find the lilac bush in our yard, ended up in the neighbors yard, then went up the hill behind our house  a little ways.  But instead of it being a forested area, there was a great big neighborhood back there.  One guy had a swimming pool.  Then the alarm went off.

It's funny because I was having a dream the next morning when the alarm went off too, but this one I can remember every detail of, and the other one I can't remember at all.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 10:23:23 AM
Dreamed I had a huge tumor in my chest; I could see it in great pulsing detail.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2012, 10:34:39 PM
I dreamed that I was in my gorilla suit and dancing atop a Mardi Gras float. :tongueout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2012, 09:54:33 AM
Someone was amazed and impressed that I wear 30 waist, 30 inseam pants, complimenting me on the perfect symmetry of my body.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on February 18, 2012, 11:00:29 AM
had a dream last night that I got someone, presumably my girlfriend who only exists in the dream, pregnant, it's all good but then for some reason the girls mother refused to let me see the child or her from that point forward onwards

I was not happy and then I woke up


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on February 18, 2012, 01:06:51 PM
so I had very strange dream last night

the taco bell dog spoke to me saying that green beans are evil

I believe David Berkowitz had the same dream  :buggedout:

Dreamed I was caught in a snowstorm only wearing a shirt, pair of socks and sweat pants. As much as I love snow I was a bit freaked out by the dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: alandhopewell on February 20, 2012, 03:06:26 PM
     I had this dream about twenty-some years ago....I was walking down the hall, at my high school, although I'd been out of school about ten years by then. No one else seemed to be around, and the only sound was the echo of my footsteps.

     All of a sudden, one of the lockers ahead of me opens, and out steps this girl, Kris, who was going with a friend of mine. She's naked, wearing only a pair of silver cat-glasses, a long string of pearls, and white opera gloves. She's carrying a liquor bottle in her right hand.

     She smiles at me, holds up the bottle, and says,
"WANT SOME GIN, AND A WHITE GIRL?"

     Then, I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2012, 04:48:21 PM
Last night I dreamed my brother buried a meat cleaver in my eyeball. I kept walking around to people, showing it to them and hoping they'd call 911, and they kept telling me it was no big deal, shake it off.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on March 15, 2012, 08:55:02 AM
just had a very strange one...

I was seeing some girl who has very powerful enemies, including the owner of a club and his henchmen

they took me somewhere and the owner of the club made it clear that I was not to take her to "the club"

and I was drugged by them


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 15, 2012, 09:55:59 AM
Dreamed about a pack of cigarettes last night. It was calling to me. Woke up with an urge to smoke. Went back to sleep.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: alandhopewell on March 15, 2012, 01:41:13 PM
Dreamed about a pack of cigarettes last night. It was calling to me. Woke up with an urge to smoke. Went back to sleep.

     I stopped smoking fifteen years ago, after twenty-five years of smoking a pack a day. Stopped cold-turkey, never had so much as a craving....except in dreams.

     I drive in my dreams, too, although I don't for real.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on March 31, 2012, 01:18:49 AM
Well, after getting up at 5 am today and working 9+ hours, I came home and threw back a few brews. I passed out and had a few odd dreams while I was under. The first one I remember was hearing a news story that pro-wrestler Bryan Danielson had died. It was then reported as false a few moments later. But what the hell??

Then I remember seeing a graphic on screen showing the Superbowl as being Detroit Lions vs. Indianapolis Colts. I think it was actually being touted as the battle of the worst recent franchises in the NFL.

I don't quite understand any of this, but at least I got a laugh out of my next dream. I came to this forum I believe, and there was a thread titled "midget dicks". Don't ask....





Yes, I clicked on it. :-(


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on March 31, 2012, 01:53:31 AM

     She smiles at me, holds up the bottle, and says,
"WANT SOME GIN, AND A WHITE GIRL?"

     Then, I woke up.

nice  :cheers:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Nakuyabi on March 31, 2012, 03:05:29 AM
I once dreamed that time got reversed and I got regressed all the way back to the 1980s when I was child, but allowed to keep my memories of the future. Somehow, I turned up in a city in another state far away from my childhood home, so I was trying to find my way back to my parents there and see if I could live my life over again differently. At the same time, I was telling some grown-ups I met in a tourist shop, who were discussing some recent news about the Soviet Union, that communism was going to collapse in a few more years and they didn't need to worry about Reagan and the Soviets because we were going to win the Cold War.

I remember still being mildly concerned about where I could find a map and how I was going to get a ride home being just a kid and having no money to pay for anything when I woke up from that dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Saucerman on March 31, 2012, 07:23:53 AM
I had a dream the other night about being in a house with these two cats.  Except then it turned out the cats were aliens disguised as cats, and I wasn't able to get out of the house before quarantine was slammed down to contain the aliens.  After that the alien-cats started doing weird things just to mess with me -- one suddenly ballooned up to the size of a sofa, the other would start spinning its head around, etc. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Vik on April 01, 2012, 01:29:39 PM
I dreamt I dressed up as someone who lived in the 1920s standing on a crowded market place where a shirtless person was beating defenseless people for no particular reason.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on April 01, 2012, 01:59:22 PM
Last night I dreamed I was on the run, and hiding from, the Dinosaur creature from the movie The Crater Lake Monster. Except in my dream the dinosaur was gigantic like Godzilla, and there was a smaller version of the creature helping me finding a better hiding place.
This all took place not too far away from our house on a big traffic island. Such a silly dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 03, 2012, 08:44:37 AM
I dreamed that Menard and a guy I know from another online site were drug smugglers operating out of Houston. I observed their operations but didn't participate. They climbed up skyscrapers like in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: El Misfit on May 05, 2012, 10:29:57 PM
A few nights ago, I dreamed that a Transvestite was the President of the United States.....


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on May 11, 2012, 10:11:18 AM
I dreamed that I met Christopher Nolan....back when I was I high school, however he was well known for some reason back then -- which is impossible since I graduated in 2001

stranger yet, I met him at a fancy hotel on my way to shower after a football game

then I fell down a hole which was filled with very strange stuff related to movies like the funny side of death with the Billy doll from the Saw movies ...very very strange


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 11, 2012, 12:53:55 PM
I dreamed I was trying to eat a pizza but the toppings all slid off when I raised it to my mouth.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: El Misfit on May 11, 2012, 03:53:30 PM
I dreamed I was trying to eat a pizza but the toppings all slid off when I raised it to my mouth.
So are you sure that wasn't the joke pizza I sent you? :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on May 16, 2012, 05:50:30 PM
I believe I put this on another dream thread but here goes..

Crispin Glover and I were selling drugs at a convenience store, and they were disguised as oatmeal.  We sold them to Helena Bonham Carter.  We would conduct the sale right after I got off of work (my workplace 15 years or so ago).

When I was little I dreamed of my hamster getting struck by lightning until it died. :(

I'd have to think of some more doozies.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 24, 2013, 08:31:16 AM
Dreamed I needed to take some cash out of the bank for an emergency but the teller tried to talk me out of it. Gave me a five point presentation on why I shouldn't make a withdrawal, the most important part of which was the importance of having "branded money."

Later I dreamed Rebecca Black was kidnapping old men and dressing them up like her.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on December 22, 2013, 06:26:14 PM
I had a dream Saturday morning that was kinda strange. I had been drinking heavily and under the influence of a few other substances.

I was in the kitchen, and for some reason my mom was here at my house in the living room. She was like sorting through about 30 boxes and the whole room was a mess. I was in the kitchen looking for a Sega Genesis console for whatever reason. I heard her crying and ran in to give her a big hug. It was very strange because she had just told me the day before she was feeling a little depressed about me not being around for the holidays.



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 22, 2013, 11:44:55 PM
check the unsolved "what was that film?" archive


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Bushma on December 25, 2013, 07:46:52 AM
Its now 4:17am and I've been awake for about 10 minutes.

I had two dreams in a row which just got me so frustrated with the stupidity of people that I gave up on sleeping because I can't deal with it anymore.

In the first dream I was a serial killer and I was trying to dispose of bodies. I had already hacked the up, had the in trash cans and was driving to the dump when something would go wrong. I would usually hit a bump and an arm or a leg would hang half way out. Then people would start honking and yelling at me because "something is coming out of the trashcan" and having done a "good thing" by letting me know they would simply drive away. There was one time when a hand had come out and landed on someone's car. They had honked and honked until I pulled over. Then they gave !e the hand back and asked what it was. I explained that it was a Halloween decoration, that they bought if. It clearly was a severed human hand in a plastic bag!

My second dream (maybe continued from the first) I was driving down the freeway when someone e was merging into my lane behind me. Traffic ahead of me was stopping so I applied the breaks and the person merging hit me. Now according to US traffic laws if someone hits you from behind 99% of the time it is their fault for not leaving g enough of a space cushion for reaction time. Anyway we pull over and start exchanging information when the other driver starts blaming me for stopping and making her hit me. I'm ignoring her, I check my van which is fine except for some searched paint. She has a nice sention of her bumper which has my paint on it now. Not much damage but she has a nice car and I'm sure she's going to want it to be fixed. A few minutes later a motorcycle cop shows up. The cop looks over the scene, writes the woman a ticket for following too closely can reckless driving, then he writes me a ticket for having a breaklight out. I didn't know I had a breaklight out And the van was off so I also didn't know how the cop knew I had a breaklight out. So I turn my van on and using a small baggie of popcorn seeds (its a dream) I weighed the break peddle down, and sure enough my lights were fine. I showed this to the cop and wanted the ticket voided. The cop had turned from a motorcycle cop to a metermaid and refused to void the ticket saying it was only $12 and there is something that could be wrong and I should get it repaired. At that point I just blew it, I started yelling "Of course there is something wrong! You uses to be a moto-cop now you're a metermaid who won't void a bad ticket and my minivan just became a raised F250 4x4!!"

That was when I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on December 27, 2013, 04:31:42 PM
I would be p**sed if it was me and the cop did that. I've actually had a very similar situation happen to me back when I had my truck. I got ticketed for a tail light and there was some dumb s**t that happened involving the officer when I went in to show I had it repaired. Gotta be cautious driving on Woodward.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on December 31, 2013, 02:55:26 PM
Just had some last night.  A couple involved me starting fights just because I was angry.  I picked a fight with Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks.  I just started bludgeoning him with exercise equipment.  No provocation or anything.  I think I gave him a few cuts and a busted nose.  Somehow we both just laughed it off.  I also picked a fight with a lion and a couple lionesses.  They didn't want to fight either but finally scratched me out of frustration at my weird behavior.  I definitely lost that battle.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on January 01, 2014, 11:12:37 AM
Just before I woke up I dreamed I was painting the roof of a barn white, and while I did that this van pulled up and these nuns got out and started throwing butterscotch candy at me and I climbed down this rope to make them quit, and one got up right by me and tried to whisper something to me, and in my dream I knew if I listened to what she was going to tell me it was going to be really scary, so I screamed in my dream and woke up trying to scream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: DeepBlueNothing on January 02, 2014, 04:53:34 PM
I had this awkward dream with my male GED math teacher a couple of months ago. It was real dark,he had my shirt raised and was kissing my bare belly. He said something to me and then he mounted me. I then woke up. Its awkward,because he's married, has kids and I'm not interested in him that way.He's not bad looking,but still.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on February 03, 2014, 12:06:21 PM
I dreamed I was in this plowed field looking for arrowheads (finding one right after the other too) and Margaret Thatcher came walking by me. And not zombie Margaret Thatcher, like she was when she was alive.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Newt on February 04, 2014, 06:51:06 AM
I dreamed I was in this plowed field looking for arrowheads (finding one right after the other too) and Margaret Thatcher came walking by me. And not zombie Margaret Thatcher, like she was when she was alive.

Were her nostrils sexy?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on February 04, 2014, 07:47:25 AM
In the first dream I was a serial killer and I was trying to dispose of bodies. I had already hacked the up, had the in trash cans and was driving to the dump when something would go wrong. I would usually hit a bump and an arm or a leg would hang half way out. Then people would start honking and yelling at me because "something is coming out of the trashcan" and having done a "good thing" by letting me know they would simply drive away. There was one time when a hand had come out and landed on someone's car. They had honked and honked until I pulled over.

 :buggedout: :buggedout:  :teddyr: :teddyr:

They would have really honked if they knew what it was in the bag.  :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 31, 2014, 11:09:21 AM
Dreamed I was in some sort of group home. We were all flying out somewhere in the morning but I had spent the night at a hotel across the street talking to an old friend. I returned to the home to pick up my packed bag and get my ticket from the women who supervised the place. They were chewing me out, and I was giving it right back to them. Suddenly, from behind me I heard someone say, "It's because you're an alcoholic." The speaker? Roger Ebert. I held a newspaper to the side of my head to block him from my view and told him, "No it's not, madam, I am doing what any normal human being would do to silence a blowhard such as yourself."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 31, 2014, 01:05:14 PM
Way way back, I had a doozie of a dream, and to this day have no idea here it came from...

I dreamed I went to the mailbox to get the mail, and there was a newborn baby in it!  I pulled him out, and in front of my eyes, he grew into a toddler of around 2. He had bright blonde hair, blue eyes, and was dressed in a little red jumpsuit with white high top sneakers.

My mother, in a stately English accent, was overjoyed, and said 'Ooh, there's a baby'! 

We took him inside, and he started to walk around, and he was the talk of the day, laughing and giggling, but then he tripped, hit his head on the floor and his head broke open like an eggshell, and what looked like a giant yoke spilled out all over the floor.

"Oh my!" my mother went, and she scooped up the baby and put him in a box with a return sticker on it. 

2 days later, another baby arrived, and again we were all overjoyed at him growing into an instant toddler and running around the house. This baby had brown hair and blue eyes.

Suddenly he looked up at my mother and said, "Mommy"? My mother said, "what is it, sweetie"? and then the baby started crying, and began melting...his feet turned to liquid as he slowly began to dissolve, and finally, with with just his head ans shoulders left, he bubbled away into nothing.

My mother got angry and said, "that's the second one this week!"  Then she said, "Oh well, I guess they just don't make babies like they used to."

I think the fact that I was watching Monty Python before I went to bed might have something to do with this dream, sounds like something they'd do...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 19, 2014, 04:00:34 PM
Dreamed I was a private detective who used a lion as a tool to interrogate suspects. One interrogation of a minor player led me to the ringleader---James Mason, who was doing laundry in my basement.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on May 19, 2014, 04:07:13 PM
I woke up Sunday dreaming my house was overrun with rattlesnakes.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 19, 2014, 05:02:56 PM
I had a dream where a couple cartoon chicks (baby birds), one wearing a frog mask, we re-enacting the Jimmy John's radio ad.   

-Ed


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Josso on May 19, 2014, 08:14:03 PM
I get reoccurring area dreams over periods of 6-12 months, I could map them out but I feel like that is a path to crazy. I really want some lucid dream environments to mess around with again, they are real brain twisters. Last time I had one I managed to master spawning objects from memory.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on May 20, 2014, 12:42:20 AM
I had a horrible one on Sunday morning: I dreamed that I was back in my old college residence and some students were larking around on the roof when one fell to his death.  :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Mofo Rising on May 20, 2014, 03:04:57 AM
Dreamed I was a private detective who used a lion as a tool to interrogate suspects. One interrogation of a minor player led me to the ringleader---James Mason, who was doing laundry in my basement.

I kind of hate to tell you this, lions are always on James Mason's side. Good luck getting any police to believe you. It's James Mason all the way to the bottom.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Jack on May 20, 2014, 06:14:18 AM
A few nights ago I dreamed I was back at the technical school where I took a couple of years of auto mechanics way back when.  Except I had signed up for some phy-ed class and I arrived late.  The instructor asked me if I wanted to drop the class because I missed the first 5 minutes.  Anyhow I had to undergo a physical first.  They gave me a blood test and had me running on a treadmill, then they told me I had a cold and gave me something for it. 

I always have dreams set in locations I haven't been to in decades.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on May 20, 2014, 06:21:35 AM
Dreamed I was a private detective who used a lion as a tool to interrogate suspects. One interrogation of a minor player led me to the ringleader---James Mason, who was doing laundry in my basement.

I can just hear James Mason saying: "Quilty? Quilty?"  :teddyr: :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on May 20, 2014, 03:21:31 PM
Had a few recurring dreams about our old apartment we moved out from three years ago. My family lived half our lives in the old apartment, so there are lots of good and bad memories. Anyway, in my dreams the old apartment always gets a new make over. I'm there for a visit and in awe, but the situation is always awkward because the landlords are dumb primitive a***oles (in real life), so in my dreams I'm always kind of nervous they might show up since I don't have no business being there. After exploring the newly renovated apartment I leave the grounds in a sad mood.
I'm actually glad we moved but this recurring dream always makes me feel moody.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on May 21, 2014, 10:18:01 AM
Dreamed I was doing my old job as a golf club inspector, but from my folks' house.  My dad was the boss and he was his a-hole, impatient self from long ago (thank God he's not that way anymore).  He got in my face over a minor disagreement and he turned it into a mountain.  I refused to back down and told him he didn't need to act that way.  It only made him more angry.  Then I woke up.  Did I mention I'm glad he's not like that anymore?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Josso on June 01, 2014, 08:13:35 AM
Fairly mundane one (for me) but still quite weird: I'm stuck in some party town with active night life (I think this is related to my "panic dreams" that started after going out of the country for a holiday 4 years ago). Usually I am panicked about how to get back home and gathering all my things without losing anything (it's related to homesickness that I didn't feel while there but obviously did subconsciously, I have slightly developed it in older age for some reason). This was a variation of the party town, definitely not the same place, and I was wandering around with these huge deep cuts all over my arm trying to get medical opinions off a bunch of drunks on the street for some reason, I have a theory that this is related to a cut/rash that I noticed was itchy on my leg the other week (which is gone now, before anyone starts WebMDin' me) - I have another small bit presumably from something in the woods that I got on friday, this one is in the area that had all the injuries in my dream guess it was itching in my sleep. Another bemusing thing about this dream sequence, which involved a gunfight and many other obscure diatribes, was meeting some lady mixing records in the middle of the street and when I asked for a track ID the vinyl was on the Tommy Boy record - my brain works in mysterious ways, I don't know that label too well at all, maybe only a couple of records. I have a feeling it's A: to do with wanting to meet women with SIMILAR interests, B: I played jump around (pete rock mix) the other day on vinyl... I have it pretty sussed out HOWEVER I will be looking at the discogs page for the label today xD.

On a side not my "invented river towns" have come back, which I haven't had in dreams since yesterday  night for a good 3 years. Repeated areas again.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on June 07, 2014, 06:48:54 AM
I have been having a lot of dreams involving my ex girlfriend lately for some reason. I also have recurring dreams about my childhood dog being alive, and wondering how it could be possible. It seems like about 14 times, I'll go in my basement and he will be there, as if to say "oh you thought I was gone?"


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on June 12, 2014, 08:47:18 PM
I had a dream a few days ago that I lived next door to a pro football stadium.  During the offseason I could walk through the whole place by myself; the field, locker room, lobby, everything.  One time I took my mom on a tour there.  Somehow there was pee absolutely everywhere.  In the stands, on the field, in the locker room, everywhere.  Both the players and fans (and maybe stadium staff too) had peed everywhere they possibly could.  Disgusted, we left.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 11, 2014, 10:24:08 AM
Dreamed that Venus Williams and Bobcat Goldwaith were dating, and the New York Post declared them "Tragedy Couple of the Year."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on July 11, 2014, 01:53:42 PM
Godzilla took the form of a large Asian man wearing a trenchcoat and moved into my house.  I couldn't get him to leave and he kept wanting to eat bagels.  He'd follow me to work and constantly demand I take a break to feed him bagels.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on July 11, 2014, 02:32:15 PM
What do dreams about labyrinths mean?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on July 30, 2014, 10:39:56 AM
I had this dream that I was reading the news on my computer, & I found out they were making The Flying Nun into a feature film...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on July 30, 2014, 01:47:58 PM
I dreamed I was working at an old job I had from the 90s, for a boss from an old job I had from the 2000s, with somebody from my same workplace of today.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on September 16, 2014, 10:07:35 PM
I dreamed Christian Bale Batman and Tom Hardy Bane were playing hide-and-seek in a large house.  Batman hid inside a bed with a hinged mattress.  Bane shoved the mattress into some sort of industrial looking location.  Batman had to take off his mask and sneak around, avoiding the employees there, until he could get outside and drive a bulldozer back to Wayne Manor.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 17, 2014, 07:49:59 AM
Dreamed a friend of mine got busted for selling fake water.  :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Silverlady on September 17, 2014, 08:19:49 AM
 Had a dream recently where I lived someplace where they had cluster mailboxes. I went to pick up my mail and I stopped to chat with Angelina Jolie, who was there picking up hers.  She was wearing gray sweats, no makeup, and hair pulled backed in a ponytail.  She was really nice.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: JaseSF on September 18, 2014, 12:05:44 AM
Dreamed I was riding on a CN train across Canada and they reinstated the CN Bus national service as an alternative to privatized bus services....and I was excited to see CN buses return....Basically the whole country was moving towards doing away with privatized industry and moving back in time to certain services being public (phone, bus, train, etc.)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on November 20, 2014, 03:36:56 PM
I had this one two days ago. I was beating the holy hell out of people while classical music was playing in the background...so I was Alex DeLarge?  :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on November 21, 2014, 12:30:34 AM
I had this one two days ago. I was beating the holy hell out of people while classical music was playing in the background...so I was Alex DeLarge?  :question:

Yup.  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on November 22, 2014, 02:36:13 PM
I had this one two days ago. I was beating the holy hell out of people while classical music was playing in the background...so I was Alex DeLarge?  :question:

Yup.  :teddyr: :teddyr:

Depends . . . ?! Upon the classical music playing in the background. If it was Rossini's "William Tell Overture," then you were either the Lone Ranger or Tonto. If it was Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee," then you were either the Green Hornet or Kato. Actually, in the scheme of things, the Green Hornet was actually, supposedly, related to the Lone Ranger.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on November 22, 2014, 07:08:17 PM
I had this one two days ago. I was beating the holy hell out of people while classical music was playing in the background...so I was Alex DeLarge?  :question:

Yup.  :teddyr: :teddyr:

Depends . . . ?! Upon the classical music playing in the background. If it was Rossini's "William Tell Overture," then you were either the Lone Ranger or Tonto. If it was Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee," then you were either the Green Hornet or Kato. Actually, in the scheme of things, the Green Hornet was actually, supposedly, related to the Lone Ranger.

I honestly wouldn't know that because I'm not really familiar with classical music and I cannot recall the tone of the song that was playing in my dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on November 23, 2014, 01:50:58 AM
I had the weirdest dream this week. In my dream I was browsing the internet and found news about a female singer who just died recently. I didn't know her but apparently she contributed a song to the Top Gun (1986) soundtrack (!). They were playing the song and it didn't sound bad at all lol. It was a song I never heard before (kind of downbeat pop/rock, very melodic) and I was like "how did I ever miss out on this song?". So weird.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on November 23, 2014, 12:42:55 PM
i dreamed i bought a dump in a ritzy neighborhood...
i thought cats were getting in, but they turned out to be Cornish hens, which had escaped from some french guys, who were wondering around my property looking for them.
one of my neighbors hated me & didn't want me hanging out with his daughter, & i found out why when i fell through a hole in the bathroom floor & found myself in this guy's front yard, thus discovering my house had been built on top of his...

the rest of the dream had something to do about mazes....


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on November 27, 2014, 03:04:54 AM
I have recurring dreams about my childhood dog, where I go to the kitchen and he is still alive. It's strange because every time he's in the same spot.

Honestly, I believe his spirit is still inhabiting my place. Other dogs owned by my friends/family won't even come into the house.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on November 30, 2014, 02:33:51 PM
Since we can explain the reasons (do you want them in alphabetical order or order of importance) Trevor never changes his underwear, maybe some one can explain the following paragraph, which I--apparently--wrote down, while I was asleep. That is the only explanation I have for how it got on to the paper. Does anyone want  to try?

"No reason to think not that when 'Star Wars : Episode 7' came through the door, then the cook and chief airman were slept along, till they it is fairly soon that library will open and close till the operating brudget exceeds the value of the even G till there is nothing left."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on December 07, 2014, 02:05:49 AM
No clue, dude. I'll do that myself sometimes. I keep a pad and pen near my bed so I can write the things down. I often read them later and I have no idea what they mean.

I just dreamt I was bitten by a walker. I tried to shoot at it with a Playstation controller. I sat around with some pals watching Simpson DVDs waiting to reanimate.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2014, 10:13:40 AM
Dreamed that I went to an exhibition which featured translucent crabs with forks stuck in them.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: VenomX73 on December 07, 2014, 10:24:13 AM
That we are all programs in a simulator - I think.

and can feel whats its like to be "erased" and have feelings when others are erased...

and something about the devil taking over the world...

BUT then again - I was listening to horror-theater in my earphones last night. Fell asleep...

I'm trying to research to see if they played something like that last night around 2am.

http://www.horror-theatre.com/ (http://www.horror-theatre.com/)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 07, 2014, 10:49:52 AM
I went to a sandwich place that was in a depressing looking office with carpeting, like a realtor or shrinks office. on the wall were paintings apparently painted by Helen Keller. they were pretty bland but the idea of her painting them brought me to tears and i woke up just before I started crying


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: JaseSF on December 08, 2014, 12:33:54 AM
I dreamed that there was this weird cult trying to get me to perform witchcraft ceremonies and there was this huge glowing Anton LaVey head presiding over the proceedings. Creeped me out.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on December 20, 2014, 09:48:47 AM
I dreamt that I was playing a football videogame with President Obama. He got upset when I accidently paused the game when I tried to call a timeout.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on December 24, 2014, 08:05:15 AM
@ Bob: He knew you were trying to cheat and secretly find out how to injure a Bears player.



Just dreamt I was back teaching middle school again and for some odd reason, I was hiding a blank test in the bathroom. Also, I heard John Goodman calling on the phone screaming that we were a bunch of amateurs.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on December 26, 2014, 09:16:07 AM
Today, I had a very strange X-Men related dream. I was viewing some woman (most likely a mutant) go through a warehouse and escape from a mission she was supposed to die in.

Then, for whatever reason, she was confronted by The Undertaker circa 2003. He was singing the "You're Gonna Pay" song, and trying to get her to race him for some reason.  The dream ended with a teaser trailer for a new X-Men film.  ???

I guess I shouldn't drink so heavily before sleeping.  


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Jack on December 26, 2014, 09:46:49 AM
This morning I woke up in the middle of a dream where I was living back in Minneapolis, and my uncle and aunt were there.  I asked my mom what they were doing there but she didn't answer me so I got mad and walked all the way to the other side of the city.  Then I was lost (which is a common thing in my dreams) and couldn't figure out how to get back.  Then there was an earthquake accompanied by some high winds / tornado type thing.  I met someone who offered to drive me home afterwards, but then she had to go to her apartment first and I had to tell her boyfriend that I was trustworthy and then I woke up and was like "WTF?"   :lookingup:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on December 26, 2014, 10:55:43 AM
@ Bob: He knew you were trying to cheat and secretly find out how to injure a Bears player.


Just dreamt I was back teaching middle school again and for some odd reason, I was hiding a blank test in the bathroom. Also, I heard John Goodman calling on the phone screaming that we were a bunch of amateurs.

I will neither confirm nor deny this  :teddyr: :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: JaseSF on December 26, 2014, 05:46:27 PM
I had a weird dream where a bunch of my teeth fell out and turned into a gooey candy-like substance.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 18, 2015, 02:52:11 PM
Dreamed I was falling down an endless hole, waiting to hit bottom so I could climb back up, but the bottom never came. A little scary, frankly.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on March 18, 2015, 09:09:24 PM
I was at a concert.  While I was in line at the concession stand, I noticed a lizard person in the kitchen.  I jumped up on the stage, took the microphone, and said, "If there are any heroes in the audience, there's a lizard person in the kitchen!"

None other than Spider-Man answered my distress call!  Upon confronting the lizard person, we learned that she was just someone who was born different and was only trying to make her way in the world as best she could.  Spider-Man put his arm around her, made a speech to the crowd about not judging people etc., and everyone cheered.  Before Spider-Man swung away, I realized he was Tobey Maguire and not Andrew Garfield.  I was about to question him about this but he was gone before I could.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on March 18, 2015, 10:11:53 PM
I had a dream where a female friend of mine was working the meat counter at a deli for some reason. Suddenly this led to me seeing a close childhood friend and his real life current life, and their kids.

 :question: :question: :question: :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on March 18, 2015, 11:13:37 PM
Had one where I was trying to teach Jason Voorhees how to dance.  He was kind of torn between wanting to hack me with his machete and wanting to learn how to dance.  It seemed like I was starting to win him over and he was enjoying dancing.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on March 18, 2015, 11:51:52 PM
I dreamed I was a banker, but then I lost interest.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on March 20, 2015, 11:48:25 AM
had a truly odd one...I was back in high school and was trying to take a math test which the teacher ordered the class to take since some people were talking while he was trying to explain what said test was about

once again I was stuck not sure...and a friend of mine was trying to help me through it and moved my desk into a corner so the blackboard was directly in front of my line of sight with no one sitting in front of me

my friend appeared to me a teachers assistant


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 21, 2015, 12:29:05 PM
From time to time I have strange dreams involving a restaurant I used to work at about 20 years ago.  I'd be working there again and every table in the place needed to be bussed.  Plus the little room where we'd put the tubs full of dishes on the conveyor belt to go back to the dishwasher was all backed up and dishes were stacked everywhere.  The restaurant closed in early 2013 after being open for over 40 years but I still have that dream from time to time.  It was part of the local mall and after it closed they demolished that part of the mall and put up a new building for the beauty supply store that took its place.

A strange one I had the other day was where I was supposed to be helping out at church but at five minutes before services started I was several blocks away having my car washed.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 21, 2015, 06:32:12 PM
And one I had this morning involved me getting home from one of my overseas adventures and all of the gifts I had purchased for my family were nowhere to be found.  I was digging through everything but couldn't find the wine and other stuff I bought overseas.  (And as far as I know the camera and phone I used to take the pictures of the nekkid statues to put in the humorous captions section were OK).


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on March 21, 2015, 07:25:53 PM
I was out in the woods when I was attacked by a man with a pig's head.  He was otherwise normal, he just had the head of a domestic bacon pig.  He stabbed me in the right arm with his combat knife and I ran into the woods to hide.  I was trying to get my gun out of its holster on my right hip with my left arm.  Pig-man was looking for me saying, "Here, piggy piggy."  It made me angry that a literal pig man was making fun of my weight, so I picked up a stick and bashed in his pig head.  Then I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on March 21, 2015, 10:13:53 PM
On my fifth wedding anniversary I dreamed I was in a museum with a vaulted ceiling and marble floors, and I saw this man I used to know in Austin, who had his back turned to me. He was wearing no shirt, and was taller than he was in real life, like easily seven feet in my dream. So I walked over and started talking to him, but he didn’t answer, just kept facing away. No matter which way I walked toward him or around him, he kept facing away. He was having this fun-sounding conversation with others he knew, who were holding drinks and carrying on like it was some sort of club, not a museum. Nobody seemed to notice me or hear me or think it was strange that I was walking around trying to see this guy from the front. Also nobody apparently thought it odd that they were formally dressed and the man I used to know had on no shirt. Finally I stepped into a subway station that was right beside the museum gallery, and got onto a train without even looking up to see where it was going. I just knew I had to get out of there.

Then I woke up, sat straight up, saw it was exactly 5:00 AM, and before I thought about what I was doing said out loud, “I definitely married the wrong man.”

To which the man I married said with a chuckle, “Yeah, I know. Go back to sleep.” Which actually sort of shows I did marry the right man.

Can’t tell me dreams aren’t strange subconscious mutterings.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 21, 2015, 11:17:20 PM
I was out in the woods when I was attacked by a man with a pig's head.  He was otherwise normal, he just had the head of a domestic bacon pig.  He stabbed me in the right arm with his combat knife and I ran into the woods to hide.  I was trying to get my gun out of its holster on my right hip with my left arm.  Pig-man was looking for me saying, "Here, piggy piggy."  It made me angry that a literal pig man was making fun of my weight, so I picked up a stick and bashed in his pig head.  Then I woke up.

ManBearPig?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 22, 2015, 04:20:32 PM
Name a way to get killed in a dream, and it probably happened to me, since I started keeping track of what was happening in my dreams. Though . . .?! For what ever reason it is happening less frequently now then it happened in the past. Happening less than a half dozen times since September 1 of last year.

1. Convicted: 1st degree murder
Executed: lethal injection

2. Stabbed in a knife fight and while kneeling on the ground, trying to keep the blood from seeping out of a knife wound in my side. Somebody sneaks up behind me, pulls my head back by my hair, and slits my throat from ear to ear. Rather neatly, as there was less blood than expected.

3. As a gay werewolf, while in werewolf form, blasted by a load of double-ought silver buckshot from a sawed-off shotgun wielded by a member of a motorcycle gang.

4. Knifed in another fight and killed.

5. And hanged by the neck till dead.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on April 05, 2015, 02:22:20 PM
Dreamed this morning that Donna Summer (rip) was singing "Hot Stuff" onstage.  Behind her, really long worms were crawling down the walls.
And a later dream involved a new version of Contra in which one boss was your ex-girlfriend, who is now 50 feet tall and really p*ssed at you for some reason.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on April 05, 2015, 09:29:30 PM
Dreamed I was taking care of a baby.  It appeared to have Down's.  I tried to wash it but kept almost drowning it.  When I took it out of the water, I noticed it had very hairy knees. (???)  So, I decided to reach inside it - as in, shove my hands directly into its body - and pull out its hair gland. (?!?!)  Somehow, this also cured the baby's Down's but it was left bald, which made its parents so angry they chased me out of the house by pelting me with gum from the bottom of their shoes (seemingly an endless supply).


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on April 06, 2015, 07:31:24 AM
Now that is an odd dream!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on April 08, 2015, 06:44:10 PM
Dreamed I came back from a trip to somewhere only to find out my wife was dead. (I don't have a wife irl.)  My best friend told me this at the airport and I went into the airport gift store to get some flowers for her grave.  There was merchandise devoted to my wife (HUH?) on the shelf in the gift store, which caused me to have a breakdown.  When I got to the cemetary, I realized my wife's grave was fake.  I'm not sure how I knew this, but I was convinced.  I searched high and low for my wife's hiding place, finally ending up in a trainyard full of decomissioned traincars.  My wife was living underneath one, and had quite a nice little living area there.  (Turns out she was one of my real life exes, Lori.)  She was happy to see me because finding her meant she didn't have to hide anymore.  I awoke rather happy from this dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on April 14, 2015, 06:55:09 AM
Had a weird Star Wars dream this morning. It was in the time between episodes III and IV dealing with the Emperor and a graduate student in cybernetics. At least Jar Jar wasn't present. (Whew).


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on April 14, 2015, 11:42:18 PM
Dreamed some cops or other authority figures found my stash. Scary stuff.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on April 15, 2015, 09:07:33 PM
I just had another one and I don't know what brought this on. I had a dream where I was around all these people who were dying. And the weird thing is it wasn't like they were dying immediately, it took them a while to die like six hours. So I was just laying on the floor in the bedroom and I could just sense they were like about five or six people around me dying slowly. It almost felt like something was possessing me and making me kill them but I wasn't actually in control of it. And then the strangest part is it felt like the wrestler Edge was one of the people who died. I woke up at about five in the morning feeling really strange. You can bet it was hard to go to sleep after that.

Yeah I don't know what that means.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on April 15, 2015, 09:35:09 PM
I was out in the woods when I was attacked by a man with a pig's head.  He was otherwise normal, he just had the head of a domestic bacon pig.  He stabbed me in the right arm with his combat knife and I ran into the woods to hide.  I was trying to get my gun out of its holster on my right hip with my left arm.  Pig-man was looking for me saying, "Here, piggy piggy."  It made me angry that a literal pig man was making fun of my weight, so I picked up a stick and bashed in his pig head.  Then I woke up.

Was it Piggsy from Manhunt?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 29, 2015, 09:28:14 AM
Must be election season. Guys are campaigning to me in my dreams. Dreamed I was walking along with a Senator from Indiana who was running for reelection. He told me he had a plan to put a firing range on every hilltop in the state. I told him he was pandering. He called me "fellow member" and assumed I had read his book about Bob Dylan. I hadn't. Joke's on him; I didn't remember his name and I'm not even registered to vote in Indiana.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on May 18, 2015, 10:41:58 PM
I was driving some strange combination of my old Plymouth van and Dad's old Ford truck.  There was a Chinese ninja girl in the vehicle with me.  Somehow, I knew that we were both members of some kind of hero squad and this was an episode of their anime series.  (The dream was "real life" not "animated", for what that's worth.)  Furthermore, I knew that I was a minor character in the series and this was going to be the only episode where I did anything but drive people around.  Suddenly, a Caucasian ninja woman (like, pushing 30 instead of 17 or so like the Chinese girl in the van/truck with me), was inside the van/truck and the two of them started to have a sword fight.  I lost control of the van because I got a throwing star in the shoulder, or something, and drove through a mall, trying to not run over any people.  Eventually, we were outside again and the van/truck broke down for some reason.  The evil ninja lady was winning the fight with my friend, so I ran up behind her and suplexed her.  She got up and started kicking my ass but I distracted her long enough for my ninja girl to recover and take out the evil ninja with a sneak attack.

I said, "Whew!  If this is what it's like for you guys every day, I'll just stick with driving the van!"

Then the show's end credits started playing.  No, seriously, this dream had an ending credit sequence, with a j-pop song and still frames of the characters and everything.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: dean on May 19, 2015, 02:47:39 AM
Must be election season. Guys are campaigning to me in my dreams. Dreamed I was walking along with a Senator from Indiana who was running for reelection. He told me he had a plan to put a firing range on every hilltop in the state. I told him he was pandering. He called me "fellow member" and assumed I had read his book about Bob Dylan. I hadn't. Joke's on him; I didn't remember his name and I'm not even registered to vote in Indiana.


https://youtube.com/devicesupport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKY3scPIMd8#ws)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on May 26, 2015, 05:45:39 PM
I dreamed my dad absolutely HATED a present I got for him for his birthday.  He would not stop complaining about how cheap a SOB he thought I was and that it was the worst birthday present he ever got.  He's nothing like that, and his birthday isn't for a couple more months.  Wonder why I dreamed that...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on May 27, 2015, 04:04:04 PM
I dreamed my dad absolutely HATED a present I got for him for his birthday.  He would not stop complaining about how cheap a SOB he thought I was and that it was the worst birthday present he ever got.  He's nothing like that, and his birthday isn't for a couple more months.  Wonder why I dreamed that...

It might be fear. We often dream about what we fear. I know I do. The good thing is that our dreams serve as a release for our fears in real life. Again, I know they do for me.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on May 27, 2015, 05:19:10 PM


It might be fear. We often dream about what we fear. I know I do. The good thing is that our dreams serve as a release for our fears in real life. Again, I know they do for me.
It was probably a mashup of other things.  If someone doesn't like a present I give them I'm not going to stew about it.  Sometimes dreams are therapeutic in the ways you mentioned, but I don't think this one.  It was just weird.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on May 27, 2015, 10:19:40 PM
Had one last night.  I dreamed I was at my last assignment and it was the last day I worked at that assignment, and I went in to what had once been my supervisor's office before he retired and I took over for him.  Anyway I happened to go into his office and saw that a couple of very large windows had been hidden behind the office furniture (desks/credenzas/etc) in his room.  I was kicking myself for not taking his office when he retired.  And all the offices in that wing were being stripped all the way down to the bare walls.

When I took over the supervisor job there were several empty offices and I decided to move into a former project manager's office because it seemed a bit nicer, and I wanted to send a bit of a new sheriff in town message.  The wall where I saw the windows in his office in my the dream make no sense, because it was an interior wall between his office and the next office over, which was a manager's office.  And in my dream that office was totally empty too but he was still working there when I left that assignment.  As far as I know he's still in that office. 

I was hoping when I left that the weird dreams about that assignment would go away.  I hope it's not going to be like the dreams I had about a restaurant I worked at in my late teens/early 20s, which went on even after the place closed (about 17 years after I left there).




Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Newt on May 28, 2015, 06:36:23 AM
Had one last night.  I dreamed I was at my last assignment and it was the last day I worked at that assignment, and I went in to what had once been my supervisor's office before he retired and I took over for him.  Anyway I happened to go into his office and saw that a couple of very large windows had been hidden behind the office furniture (desks/credenzas/etc) in his room.  I was kicking myself for not taking his office when he retired.  And all the offices in that wing were being stripped all the way down to the bare walls.

When I took over the supervisor job there were several empty offices and I decided to move into a former project manager's office because it seemed a bit nicer, and I wanted to send a bit of a new sheriff in town message.  The wall where I saw the windows in his office in my the dream make no sense, because it was an interior wall between his office and the next office over, which was a manager's office.  And in my dream that office was totally empty too but he was still working there when I left that assignment.  As far as I know he's still in that office.  

I was hoping when I left that the weird dreams about that assignment would go away.  I hope it's not going to be like the dreams I had about a restaurant I worked at in my late teens/early 20s, which went on even after the place closed (about 17 years after I left there).

So...the 'office' you did not choose had 'openings' that led to the manager's office?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 28, 2015, 08:05:10 AM
Must be election season. Guys are campaigning to me in my dreams. Dreamed I was walking along with a Senator from Indiana who was running for reelection. He told me he had a plan to put a firing range on every hilltop in the state. I told him he was pandering. He called me "fellow member" and assumed I had read his book about Bob Dylan. I hadn't. Joke's on him; I didn't remember his name and I'm not even registered to vote in Indiana.


[url]https://youtube.com/devicesupport[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKY3scPIMd8#ws[/url])


Wish I could see that. If you remember how to find it try posting it by pushing the "share" button, then removing the "s" in "https."

I dreamt my brother Chris died and I found a letter from him explaining that his doctor was trying to kill him by prescribing the wrong drugs and if anything happened to him we should go to the police. I also discovered some plane tickets in the doctor's name to Arizona, and found out that he had graduated from Arizona State. My only thought was, "Why didn't Chris change doctors?"



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on May 28, 2015, 01:21:01 PM
Had one last night.  I dreamed I was at my last assignment and it was the last day I worked at that assignment, and I went in to what had once been my supervisor's office before he retired and I took over for him.  Anyway I happened to go into his office and saw that a couple of very large windows had been hidden behind the office furniture (desks/credenzas/etc) in his room.  I was kicking myself for not taking his office when he retired.  And all the offices in that wing were being stripped all the way down to the bare walls.

When I took over the supervisor job there were several empty offices and I decided to move into a former project manager's office because it seemed a bit nicer, and I wanted to send a bit of a new sheriff in town message.  The wall where I saw the windows in his office in my the dream make no sense, because it was an interior wall between his office and the next office over, which was a manager's office.  And in my dream that office was totally empty too but he was still working there when I left that assignment.  As far as I know he's still in that office.  

I was hoping when I left that the weird dreams about that assignment would go away.  I hope it's not going to be like the dreams I had about a restaurant I worked at in my late teens/early 20s, which went on even after the place closed (about 17 years after I left there).

So...the 'office' you did not choose had 'openings' that led to the manager's office?

Another thing I remember about the dream was being able to see the outside of the building too and the office overlooked a rather large courtyard, which was kind of strange because we were just above ground level.  And the building we were in had no windows at all.

It wasn't really possible to advance much further in my last assignment within the client organization, we were working on client site and the client decided to switch to another company.  The client told the company I work for that they wanted to keep me another couple months but I declined as I already had another position lined up in the same company I work for by then.  It was kind of nice to move on, it really cut down on my commute and I was getting a bit antsy to move on after a 2 year assignment with a long commute had turned into an almost 9 year assignment.  (I thought about but never moved closer because it was just supposed to be a temporary assignment and later on I didn't want to get stuck with a place then decide to or have to move on).



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: alandhopewell on May 28, 2015, 02:38:13 PM
I was driving some strange combination of my old Plymouth van and Dad's old Ford truck.  There was a Chinese ninja girl in the vehicle with me.  Somehow, I knew that we were both members of some kind of hero squad and this was an episode of their anime series.  (The dream was "real life" not "animated", for what that's worth.)  Furthermore, I knew that I was a minor character in the series and this was going to be the only episode where I did anything but drive people around.  Suddenly, a Caucasian ninja woman (like, pushing 30 instead of 17 or so like the Chinese girl in the van/truck with me), was inside the van/truck and the two of them started to have a sword fight.  I lost control of the van because I got a throwing star in the shoulder, or something, and drove through a mall, trying to not run over any people.  Eventually, we were outside again and the van/truck broke down for some reason.  The evil ninja lady was winning the fight with my friend, so I ran up behind her and suplexed her.  She got up and started kicking my ass but I distracted her long enough for my ninja girl to recover and take out the evil ninja with a sneak attack.

I said, "Whew!  If this is what it's like for you guys every day, I'll just stick with driving the van!"

Then the show's end credits started playing.  No, seriously, this dream had an ending credit sequence, with a j-pop song and still frames of the characters and everything.

     I had a dream with opening credits once; I starred, wrote, produced, and directed the whole thing. There WAS a song, but the only lyrics I remember (IWT70'sAIMHBH) were

"Taking my place in my own world here
Making a name in my own world here"

     Around the same time, I had a dream that was a trailer for a gorehouse flick....
These two high-school age dudes walk into shot, in a gym locker room, each one leading a kid, about five or six, by the hand, a boy and a girl. They sit down on the benches, each one with a child sitting facing away from them on the floor. Suddenly, these guys pull ball-peen hammers out of their back pockets, and start wailin' away on these kids' domes, while this Brady-Bunch type music swells up. These psychos are grinning, and the kids are twitching spasmodically, blood and brains oozing out of their mouths.

     Just then, the title, in quivery blood red, slides in from screen left....MUSH HEADS.

     I woke up, and just laid there for I dunno how long, too creeped out to move.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on May 29, 2015, 03:00:09 PM
Here's a weird one I had this morning - I had a dream where my brother handed me a check for $120,000 that my aunt had given to him to give to me, this was my share of the proceeds from Grandma's estate.  But I looked at the check and it was not filled out right in the pay to the order of field, nor was it signed.  I tried to track down my aunt but was informed she went to South Korea with a friend.  Then I learned that the $120 grand check was a joke my Aunt and my parents were playing on me and that my actual share was going to be around $9,000.  I was very upset because I intended to pay off my car and my student loans with the money.  (If I had gotten money from Grandma or Grandpa any amount would've been nice but I could've done without the tricks).


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on May 29, 2015, 11:30:32 PM
There was some code I was trying to decipher and implement into a system. I felt so bad because I couldn't figure it out when I woke up, and I really wanted to. :(


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 04, 2015, 02:53:45 PM
My English teacher asked me my opinion about a book, she was reading, a comedic take on vampires, and whether it could be made into a film, with her writing the script. Others had a higher take on the idea, then I did, but, if the book is made into a film, there is a role in it for me, as a teenage intern, who, while undressing each other, item by item, falls prey to the youngest of the vampires, and thus dies. Though, the film does end happily with neither victim, including myself, nor vampire actually dead, and all the victims, including myself, and all the vampires becoming lovers, including myself. As it was all a dream, or was it . . .?!

Little violence. No sex. A little profanity. The problem with the film is all the nudity in it, as we want the film to be rated no more than PG-13.

It is good that time is timeless in the dream world, as I have not been a teen for over 4 decades.

More dreams as I think of them.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on June 08, 2015, 01:59:51 AM
I had a weird one on the weekend: I spent the entire dream debating the merits and other things of the film Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams.  :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 08, 2015, 09:03:11 AM
Dreamed I was on a trip and needed to book a hotel for a large group. I decided it would be best to split up, and sent my dogs (!) to check out hotels for rates. I lost them and when I heard them barking, I went around a corner and saw the rest of my party---the female half of the Brady Bunch. A couple of busty women in bikinis where walking on the other side of the street. Either Marcia or Jan said something to the effect that they'd really like to have those. Cindy didn't understand, and Florence Henderson told her to wait until she was older.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on June 24, 2015, 10:55:37 AM
I was sitting in a movie theatre watching Star Wars Episode VII and reading a book on the events 20 and 35 years after Return of the Jedi.  An older couple walked up to me and identified themselves as being members of the Rebel Alliance ever since the days when they were fighting the Empire.  They asked me if I had seen a special speeder at the theatre.  We walked around and checked all the speeders.  Finally it occured to me to draw the speeder that the girl in the trailer had rode away on and asked if that was the speeder they were looking for, and when they said yes I told them that the girl who appeared to be running away from something hopped on and took off with it.



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 10:24:42 AM
A few months back I had a dream where two friends and I were approached by this huge demonic yak/hog/thing. For some reason we began to offer it food. My two friends gave it meat products, I gave it oatmeal cookies with frosting. The beast then proceeded to consume each one of us whole and alive. While inside it's gut, we suddenly felt some kind of motion. It was then we realized that it didn't want to consume us, but this was its way of transporting us somewhere. Upon finally reaching our destination, the beast puked up my friends. Strangely, I exited through one of its eyes which opened up like the hatch of a submarine. Next thing we know, we're in this forest and the light is shining brightly, even though some of the trees and grass looked kinda dead.

And then I awoke.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on June 25, 2015, 04:01:35 PM
Had another strange one this morning that was a combination Star Wars/Superman/Babylon 5/Star Trek II: TWOK one.  All mashed together.  There was also time travel where someone travelled back in time to do something in regards to Khan's attack on the Enterprise.  Quite a mess too.   


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 02, 2015, 09:51:15 PM
I had a horrible dream last night...I dreamed that I looked like my father.  :buggedout: :buggedout:  :bouncegiggle: :bluesad:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 03, 2015, 07:28:59 AM
Dreamed that I changed my password to "floridamanisgr8."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: JaseSF on July 03, 2015, 02:41:09 PM
Had a super weird dream where I and a group of people were being held prisoner and manipulated by a devil worshiping magician type (who happened to look like an old buddy of mine)....he even had a huge ballroom in his house where their was a lake of fire and a huge demonic horned figure in the middle...the creature reached out and grabbed other people while I hid behind a beam in a hallway. Another weird element was the whole room looked like a CGI creation...anyways I saw several of the people placed in a sort of living painting...and then I woke up...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 08, 2015, 02:06:54 PM
Recently had a dream where I went to see the band OM perform live. They took forever to set everything up and when it was finally done, the stage looked like a cross between a disco dance club and an ice rink (weird choices for a mellow stoner doom band). They played only one song which was a Nirvana cover and then got distracted by watching American Dad on a TV that randomly appeared. p**sed off, I exited but wound up getting lost in a maze where each corridor and room looked like something inside a fancy hotel.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Dark Alex on July 10, 2015, 03:20:58 AM
Possibly the strangest dream I can (partially) remember. Me and some other people were being chased (although I can't remember why) and we took cover in a museum dedicated to Tom Sellecks moustache. The museum however was filled with many lethal booby traps that killed off many of my group and our pursuers. Woke up just as the last few survivers had one trap to get through to escape.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A.J. Bauer on July 11, 2015, 09:16:29 AM
I just had a nightmare where somebody stabbed me in the balls. I don't remember the context but I do remember ball stabbing.

I even felt pain. (Probably not nearly as much as you'd feel in that situation)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on July 12, 2015, 05:46:44 PM
I dreamed I was walking along through this war-torn landscape, a town with wrecked houses, and this little moon-faced girl with curly blond-brown hair and a dirty torn up dress started following me. She was about six, maybe younger, and had this Polish or German look to her, the dream itself seemed WWII-ish, sort of the way Saving Private Ryan had that dated aspect to its visual tones, and the little girl kept following me, not saying anything, and so I stopped and she came over and held out her arms, so I picked her up and she wrapped her own arms around me real tightly, scooting up close to my neck, and I said, "Isn't there anybody with you here?" She didn't answer. So I started off walking with her and I think I walked away and took her with me, carrying her. A powerful sort of dream. Shrug.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on July 12, 2015, 10:58:53 PM
I dreamed the swing set I had when was little was still in the yard.  There was a little girl on the swing, facing away from me.  I walked out to talk to her and the swing slowly spun around to reveal she was actually a rotting corpse.  I woke up nearly having a heart attack and couldn't get back to sleep.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on July 15, 2015, 07:53:28 AM
I dreamed last night that I was running around naked with a pistol in my right hand.

1) My wallpaper will peel off if I run around nekkid and (2) I haven't held any kind of weapon in my hand for years.  :smile:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 16, 2015, 09:34:51 PM
Lately I've been having a lot of dreams where I'm failing classes, assignments or just giving up on school. Not to be superstitious, but I hope these are just dreams and nothing else.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on July 17, 2015, 02:51:38 AM
I had a particularly chilling one a few moments ago. I dreamt I was witnessing my own funeral. My parents were there, I saw one of my uncles, who is a widow. I attended his wife's funeral irl. I also saw one of my mothers' friends there who is also a widow. I attended her husbands funeral irl. I even saw him there in the crowd.

It was disturbing because I could see that my eyes were wide open, which I suppose makes sense since I could witness all of this. Another thing is that everyone seemed happy. I don't know how I'll sleep now. I did find this on some website:

"To dream of your own funeral symbolizes an ending to a situation or aspect of yourself. You may be repressing some of your feelings or parts of yourself. Thus, the dream may be a signal for you to recognize and acknowledge those feelings. Instead of confronting a situation, you are dealing with it by burying it and trying to forget about it. If you are nearing death, a funeral dream may relate to your feelings/anxieties about your own death."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on July 17, 2015, 10:43:53 PM
I had a horrible dream last night...I dreamed that I looked like my father.  :buggedout: :buggedout:  :bouncegiggle: :bluesad:

Actually that's one I probably wouldn't mind, being how he's thin and muscular. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 21, 2015, 01:56:07 PM
Lately, I've been having a lot of dreams where I'm fighting people. Specifically people who I have some bad blood with in real life.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on July 22, 2015, 06:17:11 AM
I dreamed the other night that I was having rather energetic you-know-what with one of my colleagues. Not the right dream for someone who's been celibate for eleven years.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 27, 2015, 05:51:06 PM
What is the worst thing to happen, when one accidentally saves the life of someone?
a.) One becomes the fount of all knowledge?
b  ) One becomes a magnet for all women?
c.) One becomes a receiver of all gifts, including a new car?
d.) All of the above?
e.) None of the above?
f.) One even has this dream?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on July 27, 2015, 07:14:55 PM
Had a dream where I was ... somewhere, an outdoor eatery or something, and some enormous calamity happened.  A nuke, big tornado, something like that.  I packed the people who were with me into the old VW Bus my family used to own and had to drive through what alternated between strong winds with lots of debris blowing around and heavy sleet/rain.  We escaped, I think, but somehow my friend Chelsea got shrunk and stuck inside a hollowed out 5.56 NATO bullet, which an evil wizard person wore as a necklace.  What felt like years later, I had tracked the guy down and found his corpse in a veldt-type setting.  He still had the bullet, which was clogged with dirt from sitting around outside for so long.  I cleaned it out, popped the bullet out of the casing, and *poof* Chelsea was restored to normal size, apparently with no memory of what happened to her.

Then we had sex.  (Not really.  I woke up.)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Dark Alex on July 28, 2015, 04:43:24 AM
Decided to play Fallout: New Vegas through again recently with the next one coming out soon.

Had a dream where I was in the game. My wife was the head of a sort of mafia style gang and when I wanted to speak to her about something she wouldn't send her goons out of the room, so I sneakily dropped a time bomb to kill them and the casually walked over to the other side of the room (apparently this was enough to kill them, but keep me and the wife out of the blast zone). This did not have the desired effect of giving us some privacy as she pulled out a pistol and started firing away at me. I took cover behind our fridge (hey if it can keep Indiana Jones safe from a nuclear blast it can damn well protect me from a few bullets). When she ran out of bullets she charged me with a large knife and I ended up burying a meat cleaver in the side of her neck. Then, even though I knew there was a sniper waiting to shoot me outside I carried her outside so we could die in the sunlight together.

I have decided to go play Civ 5 for a while instead.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on July 28, 2015, 06:32:28 AM
I had a dream about the guy on the right: we chatted for a while, he smiled, shook my hand and walked away. Cool.*

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/07/article-0-09EF8B75000005DC-985_468x321.jpg)

* At least the dream was about meeting Steve McQueen and not the #@!$%^ idiot on the left.  :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on August 19, 2015, 11:46:21 PM
I took a long nap today, long enough to have a strange dream in which I was a Klingon who had sworn a blood oath to protect the life a woman fleeing some really nasty religious cult who had sought refuge on our tour group's bus as we toured the southwestern United States.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on August 30, 2015, 06:29:28 PM
Had one this afternoon during an extended nap.  I dreamed my Volt was fitted with a flux capacitor and could time travel like Doc Brown's car could.  I traveled to several different times in the future, including December 31, 39999 which is about as far ahead as the car's circuits could take me in order to see the celebrations at midnight as we went to the year 40000.  People still drove cars and were out partying at midnight ringing in Y40K.  Plus I visited a grocery store in the distant future.  The highways were built with autopilot strips that allowed people to drive as fast as the car was capable and I was traveling at 130mph in my dream.  The main problem was that no one used gas anymore but fortunately stations with J1772 plugs were widely available so we could still use them.  It was actually a fun dream that I enjoyed.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on September 10, 2015, 10:33:12 AM
I dreamed it was raining...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on September 12, 2015, 07:16:06 AM
a buddy of mine from another forum and I were trying to kill each other  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

Hulk Hogan showed up near the end


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on September 12, 2015, 11:06:21 AM
Had another one this morning.  My parents house was built sometime around 1880.  We were doing some work in the basement when I came across this old door after removing some wooden wall panels we put up in the 1990s.  I was able to push it open enough and get inside to see an old room that was full of stuff from about the time the house was built.

It's kind of strange because I do remember there being what was once a doorway in the basement when we put the panels up.  Dad said it was due to the outside entrance into the basement being in that corner of the house at one time before it was filled in and a new outside entrance put up in another corner of the house.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: retrorussell on September 17, 2015, 02:01:56 PM
I dreamed this morning I was on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew.  We were heckling some bad horror film trailers.  One of them was EYEBALL (1975), a really dumb giallo.  Except it wasn't a slasher involving eye-removal, but about a giant killer eyeball.  It would either run over people, eat them, or collect them and fly over the sea, dropping them into the water where they'd get eaten by sharks.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on September 26, 2015, 02:27:08 PM
Last  night I dreamt I was talking with Russell Wilson, QB for the Seattle Seahawks about the Jimmy Graham trade.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on September 27, 2015, 12:55:20 PM
I had this gosh awful dream last night, that I'd just got back from the store & discovered I'd accidentally bought decaf...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on September 27, 2015, 01:20:03 PM
I dreamt that my Grandpa and Grandma were coming home from a ride and it was up to me to remove a big ass pile of snow from in front of their garage door.  Grandpa looked like he did in the months before he passed but he was driving a car with no problems at all (he hadn't driven himself in about ten years) before he passed.  I was trying to remove the snow with a blender.



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Gene Worm on September 27, 2015, 06:31:54 PM
Well, my dreams are always very strange and inexplicable. But it is also very hard to remember the important details of most of them.

But one of them I had always remembered since my childhood, when I was about three years old.

So, I was in my small bedroom, at night, in what was my little purple boat bed, sleeping. The closet was for some reason right next to my doorway (which it wasn't before), and the actual door was gone. My mother, in the hallway told me to come to her fast, as she started going down the stairs. As I try to exit the room, a black, shadowy apparition, that had long claws, glowing red eyes, huge, shark-like teeth, and a triangular head would appear in the closet and tickle me, making me back up, preventing me from escaping. The creepy part is that my reaction to this was fear in being unable to exit, as opposed to laughter. I also had the idea that the creature was called "Sepulcher", even though I do not recall anything in the dream indicating so. I also recall it repeatedly cackling as it tickled me.

 Eventually, I considered the delay between "Sepulcher" manifesting, and reaching its hand out to tickle. So I ran top speed, and made it through the hallway and downstairs, and I burst out the door, which led to a desert. I looked back and saw Sepulcher burst through the door, roll up half the skin on its face, and it said something in a rather sinister voice that sounded part masculine and part feminine. I just can't put my finger on what it said. Something like "Come back little one". That wasn't it, but it was something like that.

It also grew much larger in size, and proving to have a much more demonic reptilian look to it. It then began to chase me. I eventually ran into an outhouse, in the middle of this desert, and hid inside of it. I then remember seeing... some animal. I can't remember what it was though. I believe it may have been a white horse. Anyways, it was standing in front of the monster, who then disappeared. I exited the outhouse and rode whatever this animal was back home. The animal was completely positive. I didn't feel the creeps or anything whilst near it. I then went inside of the house and woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on November 01, 2015, 11:35:49 AM
I, or some strange version of me, was at a wedding.  It was taking place outside some kind of vet's office or perhaps a farm and feed store.  I spent a while talking to people I hadn't seen for a long time.  The wedding was over and I went back to my normal life in town, or at least in the huge freaking house I lived in outside of town.  Then, there was some kind of monster.  People just disappeared, enough that everyone knew something must be wrong but not enough all at once to cause a panic.  There was a creepy chase through an abandoned junkyard in the middle of nowhere between two kids (boy and girl) and the monster.  I took it upon myself to solve the mystery.  Turns out the town preacher was the monster, and he had a young boy (like, late teens) helping him.  I figured this out, somehow, by snooping around the bathroom in the preacher's house.  The preacher tied his accomplice into a wheelchair and told me to wait where I was while he "dealt" with him for his "betrayal".  Suddenly, Hugh Jackman Wolverine.  He was just ... there.  He defeated the priest monster by spreading him out with a rolling pin, like dough, and plucking out his bones, one by one.  He had to do this several times, as the preacher would reform and run away after Hugh-verine pulled out every few bones.

The End.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on November 01, 2015, 06:01:50 PM
I had a dream where I went to some mall wearing nothing but a very flimsy loin cloth so I stopped at the Sears to buy some proper clothing.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on November 02, 2015, 01:49:19 AM
I dreamed I was back here www.tut.ac.za (http://www.tut.ac.za) and was sitting in class when the teacher announced that exams were starting the next day and guess who hadn't studied?  :buggedout: :buggedout:  :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on November 06, 2015, 11:36:21 PM
I had a dream where I was in grade school and the teacher took us outside to look at mushrooms.  The teacher and all of the kids in the class got infected by mushroom spores and were growing mushrooms all over their faces.  I was trying to hide inside the school so I wouldn't get turned into a mushroom person.  The teacher and the kids were trying to find me and touch me to infect me and make me a mushroom person.  This is one of those dreams I woke up from almost having a heart attack and couldn't go back to sleep.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 07, 2015, 10:13:51 AM
Dreamt David Lynch started a mutual fund, but wouldn't tell anyone what stocks it held. It was a mystery...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on January 07, 2016, 12:13:10 AM
Last night I dreamed that Trevor was coming to Texas for a visit, and I invited him to dinner at my house.  I also invited Alan Hopewell, who lives a couple of hours from me, to join us.  In my dream the evening was going well enough - I had ribs on the grill and drinks in the cooler, and we were all about to sit down and watch ZOMBIE HAMLET together.  Then Trevor started laughing maniacally and throwing his underpants at Alan, who fell over backward and knocked one of my artifact display cases over.  Then I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on January 07, 2016, 12:26:47 AM
I've been having the dream where I'm back in college and I haven't completed some critical assignment in order to be able to graduate and I'm quite some distance up s**t creek as a result.  Then I wake up and remember that I graduated from college about 16.5 years ago.



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: A_Dubya on January 24, 2016, 01:49:22 PM
I dreamed I was playing a survival mode in online GTA. Then for some reason, there was a host in the session who insulted me for dying quickly. I guess I got mad and knocked her case of pencils over and broke it. Not sure what she had pencils for, but she got mad and tried to call the cops on me. I tried to take the evidence and run, but she started chasing me. It was ridiculous.

I should probably add that I had taken several pills and had a good amount of alcohol prior to falling asleep, which may explain the details of said strange dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on January 25, 2016, 03:14:01 AM
I just had the one where no matter how much I peed I still had to go. Them I realized I had to go to the bathroom so I got up and finally emptied my bladder.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on January 25, 2016, 08:06:38 AM
I just had the one where no matter how much I peed I still had to go. Them I realized I had to go to the bathroom so I got up and finally emptied my bladder.

 :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr:

I would have peed the bed (I do this often)  :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on January 25, 2016, 11:00:44 AM
Had a dream where an old granny was telling her grandkid a bedtime story about souls.  If a person has a good soul, when they die it turns into a glowing ball and floats up to the heavens.  It shines like a star so everyone who looks up at the night sky can see how good they were.  If a person has a bad soul, when they die it turns into a black ball and floats up to the heavens.  No one will be able to see it against the black night sky so it will be like they never even existed at all.

However, if the person didn't want to die ...

At this point in the dream, the scene suddenly switched to Peter Venkman - as he appeared in the Real Ghostbusters cartoon - standing on a stage in front of some kind of science-y container holding a red ball with an angry face (which I presumed was the soul of someone who didn't want to die).  The container failed and the red ball started sucking all sorts of metal debris into itself.  Peter was smooshed by a huge piece of steel plate.  Suddenly, Ray - also as he appeared in the Real Ghostbusters cartoon - was also there, trapped under the growing pile of  metal debris.  He called out to Egon for help before his face was covered by debris.  All the debris formed into a huge robot with the red ball at its heart.

The End


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on January 25, 2016, 08:10:18 PM
I just had the one where no matter how much I peed I still had to go. Them I realized I had to go to the bathroom so I got up and finally emptied my bladder.

 :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr:

I would have peed the bed (I do this often)  :wink:

And often when my bladder is full when I'm laying down I wish someone would hurry up and invent a transporter to beam the contents of my bladder directly into the toilet.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on January 25, 2016, 11:06:41 PM
The other night I dreamed that I was pulling a dogsled through the snow, barefoot.  It was piled high with crates full of books by Stephen King, and Pope Francis was standing on the front of the sled, wearing a New York Yankees T-shirt, mushing me on with a whip while smoking a pipe.


This . . .  means something!   :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on January 25, 2016, 11:59:26 PM
Last night I dreamed that Trevor was coming to Texas for a visit, and I invited him to dinner at my house.  I also invited Alan Hopewell, who lives a couple of hours from me, to join us.  In my dream the evening was going well enough - I had ribs on the grill and drinks in the cooler, and we were all about to sit down and watch ZOMBIE HAMLET together.  Then Trevor started laughing maniacally and throwing his underpants at Alan, who fell over backward and knocked one of my artifact display cases over.  Then I woke up.

Oh, BTW did I or my cats show up?  Did we bring beer?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on January 26, 2016, 12:13:59 AM
Not that I recall.  But I think there was a cat on the sled next to Pope Francis in the other dream I related . . . :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 28, 2016, 08:47:03 AM
Dreamt that there was an car wash on the fifth level of a skyscraper, with no way to get to it except by elevator. I thought this was a bad design.

Also dreamt that THE SHINING (1980) was a remake; Kubrick filmed the same story badly back in the 1960s and made it again to get it right this time. Furthermore, Trevor had nice things to say about the remake in a newspaper review!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on January 28, 2016, 08:58:42 AM
Last night I dreamed that Trevor was coming to Texas for a visit, and I invited him to dinner at my house.  I also invited Alan Hopewell, who lives a couple of hours from me, to join us.  In my dream the evening was going well enough - I had ribs on the grill and drinks in the cooler, and we were all about to sit down and watch ZOMBIE HAMLET together.  Then Trevor started laughing maniacally and throwing his underpants at Alan, who fell over backward and knocked one of my artifact display cases over.  Then I woke up.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

So: I didn't get any ribs? Dammit.  :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on January 28, 2016, 09:01:25 AM
Also dreamt that THE SHINING (1980) was a remake; Kubrick filmed the same story badly back in the 1960s and made it again to get it right this time. Furthermore, Trevor had nice things to say about the remake in a newspaper review!

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

If I said good things about the remake, then that was definitely a dream.  :wink: :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on February 01, 2016, 11:23:48 AM
2 days ago I dreamt I met Peirce Brosnan and told him he did a great job as James Bond.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 01, 2016, 11:35:46 AM
Dreamt that the first page of "The Fellowship of the Ring" introduced two characters named "Tool" and "Face" who were never mentioned again.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on February 02, 2016, 01:43:25 AM
Dreamt that the first page of "The Fellowship of the Ring" introduced two characters named "Tool" and "Face" who were never mentioned again.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 03, 2016, 08:45:39 AM
Dreamt that I developed huge pus-filled boils on my face that also had growths that looked like tiny penises hanging off them. And a new razor gave me a shiny blue beard when I used it (I was clean-shaven before!) Not really a look the ladies dig...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on February 14, 2016, 11:31:29 AM
Yeah my subconscious came out to play last night.  Had two rather odd dreams overnight.

First one was about driving a new pickup truck around town, and floating it across the river because the bridge had been dismantled.  I had my whole family with me and my brother threw my brother in law out of the back of the truck then he jumped out so we had to go back and get both of them.  And I wanted to get back home and go to bed so I was mad at both of them.

Second one I was at a joint religious service featuring the local Catholic Archbishop and the Episcopal Bishop of Iowa.  And the Starwolves from the Fugitive Alien movie had landed in town and were moving towards the church.  Plus I was only wearing a t-shirt and underwear under an alb which kept trying to fall off in front of everyone.  Along with underwear that was about to fall off.  Plus I and the pastor of the local Episcopal church were trying to evacuate the Episcopal Bishop from the church to a place of safety and he didn't want to go, he wanted to continue with the service.  Dream ended with a Starwolf coming in the church to get him and me disarming him with a lightsaber.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2016, 10:11:36 AM
I had a dream last night that I was watching the Episode I Christmas Holiday Special.

It was animated and had Jar Jar doing all sorts of stupid things, such as rolling himself down a bowling alley by accident. And Jar Jar and Obi-Wan dancing on the royal starship.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on February 16, 2016, 08:28:12 AM
I had a strange dream over the weekend: I dreamed I was in a hotel, looking for my room - a bit of a hassle because none of the rooms had numbers. Once I found my room - I assumed it was mine, because the door was open - I started to unpack.

I then looked down and saw several Ziploc bags on the floor, next to the bed and picked one up, only to discover that there was marijuana in it.  :buggedout: i spent the rest of the dream frantically trying to get my fingerprints off the bag.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 04, 2016, 12:58:56 AM
Had one this morning where I was getting into a relationship with someone I had known back in the early 2000s after helping her out with some sort of problem we had.  We're friends on Facebook but I haven't really talked to her in years.  So this morning I just dropped her a quick line to say good morning and ask how she's doing these days. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on March 05, 2016, 09:19:13 PM
I grew up living next door to a really sweet older country lady from West Virginia, who was a self-described "holy roller" and she liked to play these old time Gospel records, LPs, and we'd sometimes hear them spilling out her open windows in the summertime.

Well last night I had a semi-lucid dream about that. I was walking from our old yard to hers in a pretty twilight in what seemed like springtime, and she was playing this song she often told me was her favorite, called "How Great Thou Art." It was done by this booming-voiced quartet of men with deep Appalachian accents, and in my dream I got to her door and didn't knock, I walked in, and she was sitting on her couch, this overstuffed pink-orange sofa, and she said, "Come in, honey, you haven't been here for so long."

And in my dream I knew I was dreaming because I retained the knowledge that in the real world she died a few years ago during Thanksgiving, sadly, and yet I felt a massive sense of happiness at seeing her again and being with her in her house, looking out and seeing mine where I lived, like I was suddenly back years ago, when everything felt all right, and years could be relived and maybe even changed, and she said, "This where I am, honey, this is where I'll always be."

That dream has stuck in my thoughts all day, and it almost seems mystical.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 05, 2016, 11:40:00 PM
Had one this morning where my car's front end fell off .  I remember thinking f**k, I just got the car fixed and now this happens. 



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on March 06, 2016, 04:53:15 PM
Last night i dreamed i was walking down the street & i was stuffed up so i blew my nose & there in my hand were my pills which had somehow gotten lodged in my nasal cavity (It's happened once or twice in real life) so i had to take em right there on the street because my pills don't grow on trees...

enjoy your supper!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: javakoala on March 07, 2016, 12:12:45 PM
I dreamed there was some sort of gathering at the house I grew up in. Lots of people, most of whom I did not know. Somehow, I found myself accompanying a young woman who seemed fun and she had a friend with her.

She killed her friend over something petty (can't remember what it was), and I did nothing. We buried her under a bunch of broken cinder blocks and other loose stuff. She told everyone that her friend was a jerk and had left her stranded. The young woman apparently got a ride because she disappeared shortly after that.

I spent a while wandering around, trying to come to terms with what had happened. Every time I saw that pile of debris the body was under, I got more and more scared and depressed. I realized that I would either be found out or I needed to tell someone. In either case, I knew I would go to prison. (In real life, I have an intensely phobic feeling about going to prison after spending some time in a county lock-up, which was the most horrifying time of my life.)

I knew that I should tell someone, but couldn't figure out who to tell because of the shame of what had happened. No matter what I ultimately did, I knew the outcome: I was going to kill myself as I didn't want to live with the guilt or going to prison.

I've been awake for six hours now, and I can't shake this feeling that I need to die, even though I know it was only a dream. I want this feeling to go away.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 12, 2016, 11:52:58 AM
A 3 dream mash-up.
Cole Porter is dead, but "Star Search" is live, so get up and dance to the music.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on March 14, 2016, 11:16:29 AM
I dreamt I put some bacon from the fridge and put I down my pants  :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question: :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 14, 2016, 07:49:35 PM
This morning I had one where I had acquired a container that had a liquid in it that could hold one Undecillion (a trillion trillion) bytes of data and I was donating it to a local college.  Also Darth Vader was paying a visit to the college for some reason. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 17, 2016, 11:07:46 AM
Dreamed I was walking down a street in Palestine and a dust storm made it impossible to see or breathe. I may be channeling Indy.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on March 17, 2016, 01:48:52 PM
I dreamed about Paris Hilton. (Shudder!) She was getting arrested over a library card. Weird.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on March 18, 2016, 08:56:48 PM
Had a dream where I was a member of a band (bass player, natch).  Our manager told us someone stole the sheet music to our new song and hid it in a haunted mansion.  We did the whole Scooby-Doo thing where we went through the mansion to find the music.  When we did, we suddenly had instruments and started to play the song, which was called "Incinerate It!"  It was a total hair-metal song that sounded sort of like RATT covering Twisted Sister.  My fingers were getting tired but the drummer said, "I believe in you!" and I was able to finish the song.  It ended with a guitar solo, of course.

In-cin-er-ate it!
In-cin-er-ate it!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on March 22, 2016, 11:03:54 AM
Last night I dreamt Emma Stone was  teaching a class of some sort I was in. For some odd reason the class ran from summer into the traditional school year.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 26, 2016, 07:37:17 AM
Had a weird one this morning.  I was riding in a tour bus and was playing some sort of Star Wars game on the entertainment system, so everyone was watching me play.  Then we got back to the high school I went to and I was going through the halls on my birthday suit pulling a suitcase along.  I went into a bathroom and put some clothes on, but some of the other clothes had splotches on them.  Well I looked in the suitcase some more and found a couple bottles of liquor in the suitcase, along with glasses partially full of brown liquor.  I wanted to put the suitcase in my car before I was discovered but had no time, I was having to go into class for a lesson on the Quakers.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 26, 2016, 06:06:33 PM
was skateboarding with burritos on my feet instead of sneakers


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on April 06, 2016, 10:26:31 AM
Last night I dreamt that I got my nose pierced.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 06, 2016, 07:04:41 PM
Dreamt I was driving in France with my father and we saw a horse by the side of the road sunk in mud up to his knees. Somehow it seems like Freud would be interested.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 09, 2016, 07:53:10 AM
A very politically incorrect dream: I dreamt I was watching a trailer for a movie called WELL-ENDOWED BLACKS VS. DRUNKEN IRISHMEN. The trailer featured a very tall black guy and a very short white guy, so that when thy stood "face-to-face" the white guy was at eye level with "it." The black guy was naked and covered in tattoos, with his junk digitally fogged. The white guy made a joke which I thankfully cannot remember.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on April 11, 2016, 06:04:34 PM
A very politically incorrect dream: I dreamt I was watching a trailer for a movie called WELL-ENDOWED BLACKS VS. DRUNKEN IRISHMEN. The trailer featured a very tall black guy and a very short white guy, so that when thy stood "face-to-face" the white guy was at eye level with "it." The black guy was naked and covered in tattoos, with his junk digitally fogged. The white guy made a joke which I thankfully cannot remember.

Sounds like the film has something to offend everyone, which probably means they'll be making it any day now.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on April 11, 2016, 08:51:58 PM
I dreamt that Daisy and Bo duke were going to town to get 8 track tapes, but Boss Hogg had imported a bunch of hippos and let them loose on the Dukes' land.  Every which way they tried to go, a hippo was in the way.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on April 12, 2016, 11:00:53 PM
Had one this morning where I had gotten up nice and early to go to another day in high school but the time came I just stayed home, looking for someone to let school know I was going to be late, and after a while to let them know I wouldn't be in.   


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on April 14, 2016, 06:26:03 AM
I had a weird one last night: I dreamed I was at a conference and my badge wouldn't let me out at the exit or the entrance. Eventually I had to hit someone and steal their badge to exit.*


*I still couldn't leave!  :tongueout: Eventually I woke up: tonight I will probably be back in there, wherever that is.  :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on April 14, 2016, 06:30:05 AM
I dreamt that Daisy and Bo duke were going to town to get 8 track tapes, but Boss Hogg had imported a bunch of hippos and let them loose on the Dukes' land.  Every which way they tried to go, a hippo was in the way.


(http://m.snopes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hippofake.png)

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on April 14, 2016, 12:38:28 PM
I had a weird, complex "feel good" dream that felt like a movie. I don't remember all details but during the dream I became a spirit, and being invisible to others I was able to explore a busy shopping mall (moving through walls etc) our family used to go (the building was torn down in the 1990s), so there was some nostalgia involved. In the dream I was joined by a family member (I don't remember who) and we were taught by a small group of experienced spirits on how to move about as spirits in the real world. This dream played out like an exciting adventure, and when I woke up I actually said "wow" to myself.
I'd like to think that my mother was part of the dream who passed away six years ago. I don't recall seeing her but I think I felt her presence throughout. Either way, it was an interesting one for sure.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on April 14, 2016, 04:44:24 PM
I dreamt that Daisy and Bo duke were going to town to get 8 track tapes, but Boss Hogg had imported a bunch of hippos and let them loose on the Dukes' land.  Every which way they tried to go, a hippo was in the way.


([url]http://m.snopes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hippofake.png[/url])

 :teddyr: :teddyr:



What THE HECK is up with that picture?????


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on April 15, 2016, 01:25:34 AM
I dreamt that Daisy and Bo duke were going to town to get 8 track tapes, but Boss Hogg had imported a bunch of hippos and let them loose on the Dukes' land.  Every which way they tried to go, a hippo was in the way.


([url]http://m.snopes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hippofake.png[/url])

 :teddyr: :teddyr:



What THE HECK is up with that picture?????


Don't know: I just googled "hippo charging" and that came up  :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on April 20, 2016, 03:23:56 PM
Never mind that. Which one is the hippo? Though, that's a good selfie of you, Trevor.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Flangepart on April 20, 2016, 03:35:01 PM
Never mind that. Which one is the hippo? Though, that's a good selfie of you, Trevor.
PahRoom-Ching!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on April 25, 2016, 12:53:28 PM
About fifteen years ago too much stress gave me ulcers, and I used to have these recurring dreams about people doing things to my stomach: cutting me open, jumping up and down on me, gut-punching me, pushing a corkscrew into me, once I dreamed a blacksnake was in my stomach trying to rip its way out. I'd wake up and drink this numbing liquid and go back to sleep. Shrug. Not that strange, I guess, but I was remembering those today. Life gets easier when you learn to mellow out a little. School/work/death/lawsuits shouldn't ruin your life, health, and sleep, especially when you're only twenty-two.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on April 26, 2016, 12:57:11 AM
Never mind that. Which one is the hippo? Though, that's a good selfie of you, Trevor.

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on April 28, 2016, 02:34:23 AM
I dreamed I was back at my old high school and there were monkeys hanging in the trees en route to one of the hostels. The dirty buggers started flinging their poo at me, so I threw my poo at them and then one of them knocked me out cold.  :buggedout: :teddyr:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/HZAzBllQJ2B1K/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on April 28, 2016, 02:41:12 PM
I dreamed that I read on the internet that the BBC was going to round up all of Tom Baker's Dr. Who adventures and destroy them, then re-film them with modern special effects and Hugh Jackman as the Doctor.  I didn't want this to happen, so I hopped in my car and drove about 200 feet from my house, which put me in Australia, and went around trying to find Hugh Jackman and kill him.  Every time I found him, I had either forgotten to load my gun or it jammed, and he was able to escape by snapping his fingers to summon a tornado which whisked him away.  The tornado made the Tardis noise.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on April 28, 2016, 05:35:02 PM
Had one last night where I was shopping at a K-Mart.  Anyways half the lights were out in the store for some reason and no one could turn them on until I was just getting ready to leave. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on May 11, 2016, 01:57:07 AM
Had one last night where I was shopping at a K-Mart.  Anyways half the lights were out in the store for some reason and no one could turn them on until I was just getting ready to leave. 

Sounds like you were in the last reel of The Equalizer :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on May 11, 2016, 02:00:00 AM
Weird one early this morning: I dreamed I was on the set of Castle and was waiting by a trap door. The lovely Stana Katic was there and I gave her a hand up to the ladder, apologizing for my cold hands, she smiled at me *Trevor faints* and then she vanished. So I climbed the ladder and saw what I thought was her leg and patted it, only to find out it was Nathan Fillion's leg.  :buggedout:

(https://www.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/j.NXqfVxaw.yGG4E3GxiNw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjIwO2g9NDIw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-us/homerun/tvline.com/f9fdc5c99f18b000085a8ed7915224be)


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on May 24, 2016, 10:00:53 AM
I had a strange one yesterday.

I found a newly discovered Stanley Kubrick film on DVD called Coffee.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2016, 03:47:03 PM
Dreamed I was in Paris for some reason, enjoying myself just walking the streets. A very short American couple came up to me. The man was undergoing withdrawal from steroids (?) and the woman asked me to call a French doctor for them. I told her I didn't speak French and she looked at me incredulously and said "Really?" like she thought I was lying to her.  :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on May 29, 2016, 09:27:46 AM
Had a dream where I had a wife and kid.  We were at a cabin in the woods during winter.  Three people, two men and a woman, tried to kidnap us, or something ... and we kicked their asses!  I ran over one of the men with my Cherokee (it was specifically a Jeep Cherokee in the dream).  The other man tried to jump in the passenger seat to fight me, and I beat the crap out of him.  The woman tried to get my wife, but my wife beat her down, too!

It was so different from the way things usually go in dreams like that.  I woke up and said, "That was awesome!"


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Hammock Rider on May 31, 2016, 07:42:01 PM
Weird one early this morning: I dreamed I was on the set of Castle and was waiting by a trap door. The lovely Stana Katic was there and I gave her a hand up to the ladder, apologizing for my cold hands, she smiled at me *Trevor faints* and then she vanished. So I climbed the ladder and saw what I thought was her leg and patted it, only to find out it was Nathan Fillion's leg.  :buggedout:

([url]https://www.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/j.NXqfVxaw.yGG4E3GxiNw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjIwO2g9NDIw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-us/homerun/tvline.com/f9fdc5c99f18b000085a8ed7915224be[/url])


He's no Stanic Katic, but still. Malcolm Reynold's leg? Could have been worse. Could have been Jane's.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Hammock Rider on May 31, 2016, 07:52:42 PM
  There was this woman at work that I liked but she had some kind of troubled past. She had a cute little kid too, and being young and smitten I wanted to rescue her

One night I dreamed I was in a seedy, run down diner. The dust was an inch think on the counter and there were bugs everywhere and grease on the walls. She was working behind the counter and looked just as dirty, tired and run down as the diner. Her boss was standing behind her and he looked like that misshapen priest/oracle from 300 Spartans. He kept giggling and snapping her bra strap but she looked like she was beyond caring.

 I said " Smack that guy and let's get out of here."

  She looked at me with these dead eyes, spread her hands to indicate the surroundings, and said, " THIS is who I am now."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on June 03, 2016, 03:37:23 AM
Just had a strange one where I was on the Enterprise and Captain Picard was being a total jerk towards everyone and I got into a shouting match with my sister over his behavior.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on June 04, 2016, 11:10:11 AM
And another strange one this morning.  I was in the computer room at a place I used to work but the place had been stripped completely clean.  The console, tape racks, computers, storage cabinets, and even the AC units were all gone.  There was just an empty room with raised flooring.

I was trying to put my personal email address on cards to give to my coworkers since we no longer had access to our work email but I kept screwing up - at first I had misspelled Yahoo so I tried to make up a few new cards but I felt my handwriting was so sloppy when I went to write an e that I was worried that people wouldn't recognize it and not be able to reach me.

Then I was coming back to visit for the last time after having been working remotely in a part time role and they had moved a bunch of people in to my room and the set of offices next door and a couple of people in one office had put up a bunch of notices declaring one office to be off limits to non-employees (such as contractors and the like).

Ugh I hate work related dreams.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on June 14, 2016, 10:13:29 AM
Last night I dreamt I was getting a piercing..............on my chin.  :question: :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 20, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
I dreamed that someone discovered a way to produce small amounts of petroleum from seeds. The process involved placing the seeds in a snare drum and I was hired to be a jazz drummer, even though I don't know how to play.

Also dreamed that we found out where Andrew has been: he's been overseeing drilling operations for several Danish oil companies on islands in the Arctic Circle (don't know why I had so many dreams about oil, but I'm buying energy stocks).

Finally, I dreamed I was in Las Vegas (where I used to live) and got lost while trying to walk from the Strip to the Hilton--- I ended up walking through some dangerous neighborhoods.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on June 20, 2016, 02:08:16 PM
I had the one again where my bladder was full and no matter how much I went and drained the little buddy I still could not get any relief.  After an hour or so of that I finally woke up and realized I had to use the can.  I hate that dream.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 30, 2016, 05:59:05 PM
Many years ago, a party of Americans, 17 in number, including myself, found ourselves in Syria. Where we found ourselves in the midst of 72 Syrians. When the odds are like that, it is best to tread lightly. We did not tread lightly. And we soon found ourselves being attacked by the 72 Syrians, wielding invisible knives. The survivors survived by finding an oil pipeline (there we go with the energy again) filled with flowing rice for the Syrians, who were hungry. I was not one of the survivors.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on July 01, 2016, 06:56:08 AM
I had a weird one last night: I was leading a bunch of troops - one of whom was my Mom (??) through what looked like a mixture of an oil field and a sewage farm. I ran across the rickety bridge, Mom tried to cross it, slipped, fell and drowned in the poo.  :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on July 03, 2016, 12:10:47 AM
Had a strange one the other day where I was at church, helping out during a funeral where the deceased was in one of those coffins like they use over in Europe and during the middle of the services the funeral directors came up, slammed the lid on the coffin, and just dragged it right out of the church.  And I was trying to call the rector and tell her what had just happened. 

(This was a couple days after the rector said she was going to write to a funeral home that handled a recent funeral over some problems she saw come up during services).


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 04, 2016, 07:55:25 AM
Carry Grant and I stowed away on a helicopter headed for Boston by hanging on to the landing skids. Later, my weight dragged it down and I started flying it like a kite. Cary got beat up in the cabin, but the people flying it weren't bad guys; they were my friends, they just had different plans for getting to Boston. The copter landed at a T station and I met up with everyone there.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on July 20, 2016, 10:56:25 PM
I had one where I was on the Small Council which was being held at my maternal Grandparent's home and Cersei was none too happy that I was there and I told her that I was part of the council and she couldn't do anything about that.  And Tyrion was there and happy to see me.  There was something about taking care of some important business on the north end of town.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on August 06, 2016, 11:58:14 AM
OK had a weird one this morning.  I was running late to a Cubs game in Chicago and hadn't even left Iowa yet, I left a movie early to get to the game on time.  I stopped to talk to the guy who sold me my car about when the Chevy Bolts would be out.  He said they would be out next May so I asked if it would be possible to reserve that one for myself, he said no so I made a mental note to start checking out other dealers in the area.  I went home to take a shower but someone had pulled the toilet out and smashed it with a hammer.  There was a giant hole in the floor so I went and used the bathroom downstairs.  Then I was on my way to Chicago but going the long way, all while trying to avoid the ongoing battle between Sean Connery dressed in armor and Jon Snow.  I was sort of relieved that the ticket had the game starting two hours later but I was still going to miss most of the game.  Then I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on August 06, 2016, 09:09:12 PM
I had a dream where Jon Pertwee Dr. Who was at my house and we were having breakfast or something.  He suddenly jumped up and said we had to go.  We got in my Bug and drove at very high speed through what looked like the quarry they used in all the old Dr. Who episodes.  The Doctor kept looking behind us and telling me, "Faster!  Faster!"  Finally, he said, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" and I could feel something looming up behind us.

That's when I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2016, 09:18:14 AM
Dreamed I was talking to an ex-girlfriend. She sounded like she wanted to get back together. Then, suddenly, these glass tubes burst from her neck, shooting out water that mixed with the blood spurting from the wounds. She cried out "what's happening to me! Help me!" I woke up as I was driving her to the emergency room. I don't remember asking David Cronenberg to guest direct my dreams.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2016, 07:58:55 AM
Dreamed I stepped up to the mike to debate Donald Trump at a local town hall-style rally because no one else would. After the debate Trump took me to his underwater bunker to "hang out." I figured he was going to leave me there until the election was over, but I figured out a way to convince one of the guards to kill another. Woke up before I found out if I escaped.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on September 06, 2016, 12:22:11 PM
I had one this morning where I was sitting down in a movie theater to watch Rouge One, complete with people from town who were trying to find out where all the soda had gone.  Plus there was a bunch of jumping around in hyperspace.  Then it segwayed into a dream about having to go to Chicago to pick up a bunch of materials for the garage and the radio telescope.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on September 06, 2016, 05:27:12 PM
I had a dream that mixed 1980's anti-terrorism, feminism, DARK SOULS 3, and the persistent cough my wife had this weekend.

She and a friend of mine had formed an elite all-female fighting force to defeat the IRA and force the Lords of Cinder back to their thrones, but my wife got infected with a coughing poison in the Farron Swamp and the Amazon Corps was looking for a Luden's moss clump to cure her sickness and restore the spell of virtuous slumber to the castle where they trained, guarded by Lothric Knights.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on September 12, 2016, 03:09:26 AM
I had a horrible one last night: I dreamed I was in a room with a corpse under a sheet and was trying (and failing) to find a light switch and to get out of the room. When I finally found the door and a switch on the other side, the light came on and everything went dark again.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Newt on September 12, 2016, 06:27:07 AM
I had a horrible one last night: I dreamed I was in a room with a corpse under a sheet and was trying (and failing) to find a light switch and to get out of the room. When I finally found the door and a switch on the other side, the light came on and everything went dark again.  :buggedout:

Why were you under a sheet with a corpse?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on September 12, 2016, 07:13:12 AM
Why were you under a sheet with a corpse?

I was in the room and could never take my eyes off the shrouded body: strange that there was no light in the room but I could still see the body.  :buggedout:

Quote
On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

I didn't want to know either: all I wanted to do was wake up and get out.  :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on September 12, 2016, 08:45:58 AM
I don't remember asking David Cronenberg to guest direct my dreams.


(http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/david-cronenberg-the-fly-slice.jpg)

I don't remember agreeing to direct them either.  :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on September 14, 2016, 09:29:17 AM
I was having to fly from New York out to Los Angeles in order to catch a flight back home so I was wandering around the airport, trying to find the food court so I could have a bite to eat.  Meanwhile I came across a giant flying pickup truck parked at the gate that had a huge missile mounted on the side.  The missile was so long they had to cut a hole in the glass and had the end of the missile extended into the gate area.  And the tip was all tricked out with spinning stuff to cut a person up when the missile hit.  I then went to the gate to start boarding and was told several times that I was at the right gate but when I got to the scanner for the boarding pass I found out then my flight to Los Angeles was at gate 29 instead of gate 24 so I had to go down there.  Since I had some time I decided to find the food court again but couldn't find the place.  I went in a promising direction only to find an empty corridor like you see in shopping malls.  Then I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on September 24, 2016, 11:08:14 PM
Ok, truly weird one.

The Justice League had their headquarters inside a gigantic version of the Statue of Liberty.  In fact, I think there was an entire city inside the thing.  Anyway, internet meme Jeff the Killer was killing each of the members so that he could get to a baby (or miniature person, I dunno) they were protecting.  The Flash, once he was the only one left alive, had the great idea to hide in the basement, where there was a disused library full of huntsman spiders.  He had to use a ladder that ran down the elevator shaft (?) to get there.  Jeff tried to kill Flash by getting in the elevator and squishing him, but Flash vibrated his molecules real fast and phased through it.  Once he got to the basement/library, he had burnt out his powers so he had to make do with hiding under a couch.  He watched from his hiding place as Jeff came into the basement and killed all of the huntsman spiders (that were the size of beagles).  Jeff eventually found the Flash and killed him.

Then I turned off the TV (I had apparently been watching the dream on TV) and went to do something else because the "movie" was over.  The miniature person from the dream was following me around the house, just out of my field of vision.  When I finally managed to turn around fast enough to see him -- it was Jason Voorhees!

I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Chainsaw midget on September 28, 2016, 02:26:30 PM
This morning my alarm clock went off.  I reached over to turn it off, but it didn't work.  I flip the switch back and forth and pressed every button on the thing, but it still wouldn't go off.  So I just layed there thinking "okay, now what?" 

After a few minutes laying there and listening to the alarm, I tried one more time.  This time I actually relized I hadn't tried to turn off the alarm yet.,  I'd only been dreaming I was trying to turn off the alarm. 



Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 12, 2016, 08:42:35 AM
This one's not so terribly strange... but it involves people on here, so...

I was walking home after a party with RC Merchant and Allhallowsday. RC was drunk and wandered on ahead muttering to himself after I reached home. AHD said "it's early still" and I said "for him."

Then AHD turned into another friend of mine and said "I can't feel really great or really bad anymore." I said, "I think that's a function of our age."

I looked and RC was still walking down the street alone, several blocks away.

The dream felt very melancholy.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on October 20, 2016, 10:03:25 PM
Well my aunt died the other day so I went to the "festivites" this morning. (Ugh).  After the dinner I slipped into a tryptophan coma.  Had a strange dream then

The Henry Cavill Superman was pulled into a white tunnel that sucked him in to the Phantom Zone by the Marlon Brando Jor-El for breaking some Kryptonian rule.  The Phantom Zone looked like a beach resort but it was run by a sadistic female jailer who went to work on Kal-El for a while, including throwing burning hot sand in his face before blasting him out onto the beach where he was burned some more by the sand.  It was then that the Brando Jor-El pulled him back and said he had learned his lesson before sending him back to Earth.  He then rescued the President before helping some of the stranger members of my family make a custom crypt front for another relative's mausoleum front.  Then I went to another showing so I could watch the movie again.

I then had to go back to my elementary school where one of my law school profs was taking his sweet time in showing up for class - which was my hybrid class - so I went out to use the restroom.  Then came back and missed a whole bunch of stuff.

Then I woke up and found it was about 3.5 hours later, I had only intended to sleep maybe 1/2 hour.





Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on October 21, 2016, 05:07:16 PM
Had a dream last night where some Romans were discussing Jesus's tomb being found empty.  They theorized that his followers may have taken his body to cannibalize in one of their barbaric rituals.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Dark Alex on October 24, 2016, 06:29:26 AM
Had two dreams that I can remember last night. The first involved me fighting a dragon. It was a battle lasting several days and no matter what I tried nothing could damage it and I knew the whole time it was just playing with me like a cat with a mouse.

The second one I was in charge of an investigation into a train crash. A tractor near the railway line on a hill started rolling down to the hill towards people and although they could see it no one was moving out the way of it. I woke Kristi up in the middle of the night when I yelled at them to get out the way and she then woke me up to see what was wrong.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on October 24, 2016, 10:31:56 AM
A week ago I had one where my boss said something the size of my stomach was getting a little big........which was odd because he himself is not in the best of shape himself.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on October 25, 2016, 07:13:55 AM
I dreamed that I was getting married but not as the groom: as the bride! Hairy legs and armpits, high heels, stockings, veil, the works!  :buggedout: :buggedout:

It would have been nice to have been all over clean shaven - and I do mean all over - nicely made up, nice gown, shoes, stockings etc but that was the dream  :buggedout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on October 25, 2016, 07:26:49 AM
had a dream where I was with Grandmom at a grocery store.  They sold normal stuff, but also stuff like whole baby hammerhead sharks.  Anyway, this guy pulled out a gun, and the sheriff (like a sheriff from a b-Western) moved in to arrest him but got shot.  Another guy pulled out a gun and shot the first guy, then took the first guy's gun and shot him some more.  I got Grandmom out of there.  For some reason, I had to steal a car to get out of there (I guess my car was too far away), but it was for sale for only $100, so I figured I'd come back and pay for it later.  I spent the car ride calming Grandmom down and telling her I loved her.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on October 31, 2016, 02:48:51 AM
Weird one a few nights ago: I dreamed I had parked my first car in a parking space and returned to it after picking my bicycle up. Just as I loaded the bike in the back and was preparing to go, a security van stopped right up against my door. The door of the security van opened and out stepped............ Negan.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

He told me to go collect 20 bags of cement with my pickup, I told him to [expletive deleted] off and that was the dream.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on November 06, 2016, 07:25:21 AM
had a dream last night where I kissed another guy

I'm not gay so that was odd


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on November 09, 2016, 11:57:42 AM
Had two in a row:

In the first one, I was a child with an evil stepmother and evil stepbrother.  Turns out the stepmother was a xenomorph queen disguised as a human, and stepbrother was a drone disguised as a little boy!  I killed the drone with a pistol a priest gave me (don't ask me, I don't know) and had to run and hide from the queen.

The second one took place in two time periods.  In 1984 or thereabouts, I went on vacation with Clive Owen, Jason Alexander, and two women to the most awesome resort imaginable.  It had holograms, robots, hovering platforms you could use to reenact sidescrolling platformer video games, water coasters that ended with you being dumped into a lagoon full of robot octopus people you had to "flee", underground mine rides, everything.  In 2016, my son (who was also me) went on vacation to the same resort.  This time, it focused mainly on his adventures in the town in the middle of the resort.  After viewing the nightlife for awhile, some big dude stole his phone and his wallet, so my son beat him up by prying his jaws apart (like Kong did the t. rex).  For some reason, he also got his room for free.  Then he ran into one of his friends unexpectedly and they had a great time.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2016, 10:23:13 AM
Dreamed I was picked up at the airport. Asked the driver his name, he looked embarrassed and then said "Indy Hanna." I laughed and asked him where his friend, Ken Tuckee, was. He said "shut up, I'm meeting him later."


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: alandhopewell on November 30, 2016, 03:41:27 PM
     I have a recurring theme in dreams that lets me know I'm still asleep....
I'll dream that I wake up; sometimes, I even get out of bed. Then, I'll look at my watch, and it's always some big clunky thing, instead of this....

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dKFe-ApBHRw/maxresdefault.jpg)

which is what I actually wear. It always has a big screen, which shows me pictures, maps, stock quotes, everything but THE TIME. When I see it, I know I'm still dreaming, and I wake up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on December 04, 2016, 11:31:54 AM
Dreamed I was on my way home from a town I know in real life. I was driving on the autobahn and my vehicle was a motorized camping cot. Yes, it even felt awkward in my dream. I had to pull over because of a traffic jam. Crowds of people were standiing on the side so I folded my "car" and joined them. After a while I ran into a community of service area people. It was a regular service area, but people had their living accommodations weirdly blended in, that made "sense" in my dream but is hard to explain. This was a tight knit, interesting and fun kind of community but they questioned my ways of travel (with the cot) and for some reason called the cops on me.
I felt disappointed that they would do such a thing, and the cops sort of shrugged this whole thing off. They even apologized. The service area blended into a small village of some sorts, and I was a bit confused as where my exact location was because I was looking for directions to get home. I walked around and came across three middle aged Army veterans in the midst of a BBQ and living together. We talked and it turns out they knew my father (who was also a veteran). Out of nowhere one of my sisters pops up, as she was on her lunch break driving around. I got in her car and we drove to her work place that had a coffee and snack vending machine under a roofed driveway leading to the entrance. We get coffee and I wake up. I swear my dreams are getting weirder lately.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on December 22, 2016, 09:40:13 AM
Had one this morning where I was back in Turkey and our tour group asked for volunteers to drive the bus before we got to the hotel.  And it was one of those minibuses too.  Then we got to the hotel but I found I only had a couple sets of clothes in my suitcase.  After a bit we were supposed to leave and go to some sort of site on the coast but apparently they all left without me - I kept running around the resort looking for the bus but no luck. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Dark Alex on December 22, 2016, 12:13:10 PM
No idea what I was dreaming about this morning, but part of it involved a female friend being defenestrated. Confused the wife when I  sleepily told her that I was glad she hadn't been thrown out the window as well.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: LilCerberus on January 02, 2017, 09:15:10 PM
Last night, I dreamed that my house had spiders, but their legs were made out of the shoe strings from my work shoes, and when I stepped on one & killed it, it's body was made out of the same kind of leather. Even had Red Wing stamped in the side.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Ash on January 13, 2017, 11:50:42 PM
Woke up from a nap one time and had a crazy dream that I was drag racing against Hitler.  We were at the starting line and he was wearing that light brown military uniform complete with regalia,(captain's hat on and everything) revving the engine of his muscle car and screaming at me in German. WTF??


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on January 14, 2017, 04:54:06 AM
I had a dream earlier this week that I got the copies of my new book, LOVER OF GOD, in the mail, only to find that they had put the wrong cover blurb on the back.  There were some reviewer's comments included at the beginning - for SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOK!  I started reading through and realized that about half the content was gone, and all the chapters out of order - and then I realized that I had already sold several copies before checking it.  I was trying to get them back, and trying to call my publisher, only their number now picked up at a pizza place - and then I woke up!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 15, 2017, 09:50:09 AM
Dreamed I lived in a boarding house and one of the fellow boarders was Alec Baldwin, but I believed he was Mike Pence. I made fun of him for the fact that President Trump didn't keep him in the loop. He got angry and wrapped his hands around my neck and threatened to strangle me. I said, "great, that will just bring more attention to you and your scandals." He then threatened to put me in jail (which scared me more), but I answered, "Even better." Then I realized who he really was and apologized. He agreed to accept my apology but only if I would deliver a coffee made with mineral water and a mint to his door. He then left, and I realized I didn't know which room he lived in.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 07, 2017, 05:26:34 PM
I had one this morning where I was at the Mall of America and I received a cash award from work from a former director along with a note that I needed to be evaluated for alcohol use within the next 30 days.  And I was trying to find the bathroom the entire time.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on March 08, 2017, 04:30:14 AM
He agreed to accept my apology but only if I would deliver a coffee made with mineral water and a mint to his door.

I would have given that coffee an additional flavor  :drink: :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: claws on March 14, 2017, 11:09:00 AM
Dreamed of my old neighborhood where I was walking around naked. Strange thing is I didn't feel embarrassed being actually naked, I was afraid people thought I was some perv exposing himself. I finally managed to get into our old apartment but all I found to wear was an oversized t-shirt, but it was long enough to cover my private parts.
I went outside again and Debbie Harry from Blondie was singing Heart of Glass while walking on our sidewalk. I ran after her but before I could reach her I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on March 16, 2017, 07:38:55 AM
I had a weird one last night: I dreamed I was on holiday in New York with my folks - who didn't seem to either know me or interact with me - and two friends. I remember climbing around the wreck of a ship, then I found myself in a classroom where zombies were surrounding the place, I attempted to kick a hole in the glass wall, the teacher (James Cameron  :buggedout:) remonstrated with me, opened the door, the zombies grabbed me and one said "Yo dude, we made you sh*t yourself" and that was it.  :question: :question:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on March 18, 2017, 09:46:51 PM
I had one where I had started a new job at the plant I had worked at from 2006 through late 2014, and several of us had to go to the local McDonalds to fix a plant mainframe computer in the back room.  Add to that they were remodeling a bunch of the offices, and we were also stripping down the old computer control room and turning off all the lights.
 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: bob on April 01, 2017, 08:45:19 AM
I dreamed I got my ass kicked in a UFC title fight against Brock Lesnar.For some reason an engraving of a hot dog was on the championship belt he held.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: akiratubo on April 01, 2017, 11:11:29 AM
Had a dream about the original Terminator.  He succeeded in killing Sarah Connor.  Then, he had to decide what to do with the rest of his life.  He had a conversation with a little girl about it (apparently he had befriended her at some point).  It was very weird.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on April 21, 2017, 10:27:59 PM
I had one early this morning where I dreamed I had moved to the United Kingdom and was a member of parliament and lived only about 10 minutes from work, and had my Volt over there in the UK.  I couldn't get the car stopped on the way in to work one day and blew through a construction zone before getting to work.  Then Commons speaker John Bercow was there to help me draft and submit a motion to put a cover on a pit in the floor of the Commons, which contained a bunch of corn.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on May 06, 2017, 07:43:44 AM
Strange one this morning where I was supposed to fly to Pasadena from the Madison, Wisconsin airport.  Supposed to because we never got off the ground.  We would accelerate a bit by would never get airborne.  We went over every single inch of taxiway and runway, which was full of cop cars and UPS trucks.  We even returned to the gate to let a passenger, where I spent some time sending nasty tweets to Delta saying how I wanted to get where I was going and putting down the flight number.  They eventually brought some KFC on board to feed us.  One time I honestly thought we were getting airborne and started clapping but nope.  Just more of the same.  Then I woke up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on May 10, 2017, 08:31:06 AM
And another one.  This time at school where some of us decided it would be a good idea to invite some Shadows and Vorlons in to a hotel conference room see what they would do if they were in the same room.  The two parties began to attack each other with energy weapons and ships and the like.  The next day we got a bill for  $3,000 in damages.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 10, 2017, 08:36:54 AM
Dreamt that someone led me to a deposit of "caustic roach dung" as part of a Secret-Santa type gift exchange, while a hurricane was brewing on the horizon.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Dark Alex on May 11, 2017, 07:11:12 AM
Had a dream that I was searching for a large number of people who had went missing in a small town over a period of months. Turns out a serial killer was kidnapping them, chopping them up and then mixing the bodies up in a giant mixing bowl before feeding the remains to his pet giant squid. At the end of the dream he had captured me and I was trapped non chopped up inside the mixing bowl trying to figure out a way to climb up the smooth steel edges to escape.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: kakihara on May 20, 2017, 09:51:23 AM
I usually cant even remember my dreams. Often when i dream it seems to be full of anxiety or anger, im often running from something or fighting something. This was very strange for me. In 2 parts:

1St dream - me and my older brother are going to waffle house to eat. Hes driving. As we are  parking, he backs into a space. Were the asphalt ends, theres a drop off,  like a ditch.  He backs in smoothly. The rear wheels stop at the edge of the asphalt. Perfect parking. Nothing wrong. Im calm. He gets out to check behind the car, hopping down the drop off to look. Im siiting in the car as it begins to roll back. The car rolls down the hill, and flips over backwards on top of him. I crawl out. Some people help me flip over the car and pull him out. Hes ok except that his leg is broken badly. The parking lot hes become an outdoor bar and there are people hanging out and having drinks. We put hes leg in a splint and wait for an ambulance to arrive. There was no fear during this. There was only a strong sense of embarrassment, because this happened in front of everybody. The car was later towed without us even seeing it. I was more worried about the car and not getting home.
Then i woke up. I havent spoke to my brother or seen him in 7 years, we are not on good terms. Im sure that theres something freudian going on there.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: kakihara on May 20, 2017, 10:32:37 AM
2Nd dream- this to one that affected me. After waking up from the previous dream and going back to sleep, the other dream mutated. It was now night time in the parking lot that i was stranded in. I caught a taxi to go home. Dana Delorenzo was sharing it with me. As we were in route, we started to kiss. Not passionately but very lovingly. It was like a first kiss with someone that i was falling in love with. Very innovent and adolescent in a way. Not making out in a sexual way but just kissing in a way that felt so natural. I was looking her in the eyes, i could feel her hair. I can even remember her tongue texture and her taste. It was so vivid and real. It felt so real and natural. We arrived at another bar. Im setting there with her enjoying her company. The bar is full of nerds and geeks. Everyone was peaceful and silly. The waitress was a b***h and wouldnt give me my 99 cent tequila shot. No hard feelings though. We had a nice time that night being in each others company.

Well thats my dream.  Heres why its freaking me out; I am not attracted to Dana Lorenzo! Shes not ugly, but she just doesnt do it for me. The thing about the dream is that i had such a feeling of being in love and at peace. I even woke up feeling that way, thinking about her and last night.  I felt that "glow" you feel when you fall in love with someone and its mutual. Not since adolescence have i felt like this. It felt right. I felt real. It felt more right than any relationship ive ever been in. It wasnt a sexual dream at all. I just looked at some pictures of her and i feel nothing.  Sorry for the long post.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: AoTFan on July 02, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Got a real crazy for you.  I dreamt I in this narrow room overlooking a larger area and it's got stairs leading down, but all these various bad guys are there and trying to attack me.  Most of the bad guys look a lot like bad guys cosplay characters (and some are female).  Well, apparently I'm a wizard (and the only person on my team).  But as things are looking dire (the people are pouring towards the steps), I noticed several LARGE sized bags of regular and peanut M&Ms nearby.  So, I cast a spell on them (even though there's no indication of magic going on.. no glowing or anything) but suddenly they're not weapons.  I rip open a bag and shout, "Beads of force!" and began hurling handfuls of candy down the steps.  They exploded in puffs of a smoke when they hit something and people start yelling and screaming as they're hurt. 

After a bit of back and forth fighting (mainly with me ripping open more bags and throwing/dumping more stuff.)  Suddenly the crowd parts and the apparent leader of the group shows up, challenging me to a one on one fight.  I just somehow know she's called The River Queen, she vaguely like that dragon girl from Game of Thrones (silverish hair, pale skin, etc.) and she's got all kinds of M&Ms stuck to her armor like, telling me my trick is going to be ineffective. 

Just as she gets to the top of the stairs, a flaming arrow arcs high into the air and lands right in the back of her head! Her eyes rolled up and she slumps down and I see, coming over the hillside, several other flaming arrows and warriors who cause off the rest of the bad guys.  I think to myself, "Finally, some backup!"

Turning to the side door (which just now appeared in the room next to the stairs), I walk through it to enter a gymnasium full of injured people lying around on the bleacher steps, as well as random children that are just walking around. A few react to me in fear, saying stuff like, "The wizard!" but most are too injured to do much.  I hold up my hand and say, "It's alright!  The war is over.  The River Queen, I'm afraid, is dead, and no, I did not kill her."  I look down at the bags of M&Ms I have with me, mutter some kind of incantation, then say, "And these are now just harmless candy.  Please enjoy." 

I take out a handful of M&Ms, and drop them on the floor.  When they see nothing happening, the children eagerly accept the bags and begin passing them out amongst themselves.  I just walk away.

And that's when I woke up.

What's really weird about this is that, although I've read the books, I don't get cable, so I haven't even seen any but a few eps of GoT and that was years ago. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Chainsaw midget on July 02, 2017, 06:41:24 PM
I'm going to share a story with you.  This is a long one description wise, but mostly it's just a few people standing around waiting. 

It's fitting that I share it with you here, as this dream involved a bad movie, or maybe it was one.  It's hard to say. 

I'm inside an old video rental shop.  In real life the store closed more than twenty years ago and I've never been inside it without either my mom or dad taking me, but there I was.  This was the kind of old mom and pop style place that you don't see anymore.  The kind that thought nothing about putting up movie posters of Hellraiser next to the poster for Land Before Time.  It was also huge.  Despite being in a small tucked away town, it's still the biggest videostore I've ever been in in my life. 

I walked up to the counter with a VHS tape.  In real life, you would take the empty boxes up to the counter and they'd get you the movie from the numerous shelves and backroom they had that contained the actual movies, but here I was bringing them the tape itself.  If it had a label identify it, I couldn't tell you what it was. 

The dream shifts.  Maybe that what comes next isn't even part of the same dream. 

An unmarked white van stops just outside town at the overlook.  In movies, this would be the place that teens would label Lover's Lane or Lookout Point.  It didn't actually exist in my real townb, but this dream town wasn't quite the same place.  It was more an idealized version of my old home town, mixed with a few other places I've lived over the years.  It was more a sanitized sitcom's version of a place than a real place itself. 

The van looked new and clean.  It had no markings on it and the windows where tinted.  I wasn't at that location to see the van stop, I just saw it in the dream, like the dream had switched scenes.  Somehow I knew it was trouble. 

The dream goes back to me.  I'm a little bit taller in the dream than I really am and a bit thinner as well.  I'm also wearing a humorous dinosaur costume, the kind with a big stuffed dinosaur head you wear as a hood and a equally big stuffed tail.  I'm walking down the street late at night.  I might be coming from a costume party, or I might be going to one.  I'm not sure.  It was October after all.  Halloween wasn't here just yet, but it was close. 

As I'm walking down the street, the van pulls up beside me.  Driving it is what I thought was a woman in very elaborate make-up.  Her skin was pure white smooth like marble.  She wore a red and yellow Chinese dress and had her hair cut short.  She may have had long opera gloves on and had one of those long cigarette holders as well.  The details are fuzzy.  She told me I was late.  Somehow I interpreted this as being asked to go to a party with her so I got in the van. 

You know how in dreams you sometimes know things without knowing how or why you know them?  The dream skips ahead again at this point and there are just things I know now. 

It's hard to explain what order to tell them in. 

I was now standing at the overlook with the marble Chinese woman and surrounded by other, not quite human things.  They had mistaken me for one of them somehow. 

There leader appeared to be a slightly chubby Asian man that looked like he stepped right off a badly faded and damaged VHS tape.  Literally.  His colors were faded and he was tinted slightly blue.  He seemed out of focus.  The weirdest thing was how there appeared to be grain, static, and flicker on him.  Just him. 

Apparently during the part of the dream that it had skipped, he had explained the rules.  Know I knew them.  There was something these things did once a year.  There were thirteen of them (supposedly) that would go to a different town each year and have a contest.  One by one they would be let lose and for the next 24 hours, they competed to see who could kill the most people in the town.  It was never explained what, but there was supposed a prize for coming in first place and some sort of penalty for loosing.  How you lost wasn't explained either.  I just knew those were the rules.       

I say there were supposedly thirteen, but I never got a clear view of all of them.  There were also far more than thirteen that stood in the shadows with only their silhouettes visible.  I also remember not knowing if the Static Man was counted as one of the 13 or just the score keeper.   

I stood there nervously as well all waited for midnight to start the 24 hour mark.  We were all just milling around.  Walking in front of each other and almost socializing, although none of them ever seemed to talk.  I think there might have been an introduction sequence as I remember a few of them being highlighted, but I must have missed most of it, being too nervous that these things would find me out and kill me. 

I do remember something that looked like it was wearing a cheap store bought Hellraiser costume, except instead of the white head with pins, it had a large egg for a head.  The smaller end was pointed forward and there was a tiny chipped out hole were I could see two big cartoon eyes inside.  He walked past me. We didn't interact. 

There was a werewolf.  There was something wrong with the shape of his head though, making him seem somewhat ape like as well.  He wore a suit with one sleeves ripped off the coat, one of the legs ripped off the pants, and a tie, but no shirt.  His fingers were short and stubby, but clawed, looking halfway between fingers and paws. 

There was a skinless man in a leather jacket.  Somehow I knew he was supposed to look like a greaser.  As I got a better look at him, something was off.  His body was too thick and his eyes looked too sunken to be a skinless man.  Either his costume was cheap, or it was something that had skinned a human and was no wearing him like clothes. 

There was a character that looked like what  you would get if you asked a person to draw Jason Voorhees and only gave them a vague description of what he should look like.  His mask was more angular, and looked like the one Casey Jones wore in the old Ninja Turtles cartoon.  His hair seemed to alternate between being Sonic the hedgehog like spikes and those tendril dreads the Predator has depending on when you looked at him.  He had those oversized Boris Karloff Frankenstein shoulders and boots.  I can;'t remember what he was wearing but I remember seeing reddish twisted and burnt skin.  Also, he had a Freddy like claw, instead of being a glove though, it was a mechanical hand.  There were long blades instead of fingers, and they seemed to have a joint in the middle of them so he could bend them. 

Somehow I knew in the dream, he was the star character.  He stood there silently and nobody interacted with him. 

He may have been the star, but there was one other.  This one, even this group seemed to fear.  She was naked and had the body of a super model.  Just the body.  There were no legs and no head.  Somebody had roughly sawed them off leaving just bloody stumps behind.  Likewise her nipples had been cut off leaving jagged x-shaped scars on her breasts.  A thick, smooth patch that was more soft fur than pubic hair covered her lower regions.  Her body appeared to float in the air, but she moved as though she still had legs, her stumps swinging as she "walked" and even stretching as she "stepped over" a branch at one point.  Sometimes she had those old fashioned straight razors in her hands, sometimes she didn't and in the dream, I knew it was because she could make them appear or disappear at will.     

I can also remember the Static Man being upset at Marble girl for not killing other women but keeping them chained to her as slaves, although he still gave her points for terrifying them.  I don't know if this was a flashback or a jump forward.  It felt like a scene that had been put in the wrong par to the movie.

Surrounded by these terrors and somehow mistaken for one of them, I stood their waiting for the game to begin.  I knew things would go horrible for me if I lost or revealed I wasn't one of them, but the alternate was murdering friends and family. 

Before I knew which one I was going to do, the dream shifted to something far less interesting that I won't bore you with. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 08, 2017, 01:16:54 PM
The fear is that one of these days he'll enter Dream World and never come out. For as unpleasant as the Real World can be at times, Dream World can be just as unpleasant.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on July 08, 2017, 01:26:58 PM
All right, Tex, the gauntlet is down....

1. I once got a backrub in a Maine cranberry bog.

2. I stuck my hand into a crack in the door of a 19th century tomb at Spring Grove and put a dinosaur sticker on the inside of the door.

3. During the 1997 mega-flood, I tossed several yellow rubber duckies into the flood waters, each with something odd written on the bottom.

Admittedly any could be true, all sound like me, but one....is a product of my imagination.

But which?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on July 08, 2017, 01:57:33 PM
All right, Tex, the gauntlet is down....

1. I once got a backrub in a Maine cranberry bog.

2. I stuck my hand into a crack in the door of a 19th century tomb at Spring Grove and put a dinosaur sticker on the inside of the door.

3. During the 1997 mega-flood, I tossed several yellow rubber duckies into the flood waters, each with something odd written on the bottom.

Admittedly any could be true, all sound like me, but one....is a product of my imagination.

But which?

This should be in the Two Truths, One lie thread, I think.
Rev, wanna move it please?

And, ER, I am going to call - #3 as the lie.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on July 08, 2017, 02:46:32 PM
Now THAT is weird, I am 99.9% sure I posted this on 2T1L thread, and yet it showed up here??????

No, sir, number three is not the lie! Victory dance, I finally got one past you at long last!!!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on July 08, 2017, 02:48:45 PM
The fear is that one of these days he'll enter Dream World and never come out. For as unpleasant as the Real World can be at times, Dream World can be just as unpleasant.

Ever read The Sandman, BSK?


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 09, 2017, 07:50:06 AM
Dreamed I met Billy Ocean at some kind of public event.

BILLY OCEAN [walking past me on the way to his seat]: Hey, isn't that the janitor?
ME: I wish I could say it was nice to meet you, Billy.
[Other audience members titter and repeat what I said. Billy Ocean says something angry but inaudible].
ME: Oh, shut up.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Chainsaw midget on July 09, 2017, 05:56:23 PM
I was a writer for a cartoon series.  I was sitting there in a small poorly lit room with stacks of paper and a pencil.  The cartoon starred an evil looking Tom (from Tom and Jerry) and a cute looking more realistic CG mouse. 

The plot was that the cat had to trick the mouse to eat a ham sandwich.  As I was writing it, I realized somehow that was the ONLY plot in the entire series.  I had to write hundreds of episodes by hand and they all had to be about a cat tricking a mouse to eat a ham sandwich.  I was stressing out because I couldn't think of that many ways to write a cat making a mouse eat a ham sandwich but if I didn't, I'd get fired and I really needed that job. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 22, 2017, 01:27:17 PM
The fear is that one of these days he'll enter Dream World and never come out. For as unpleasant as the Real World can be at times, Dream World can be just as unpleasant.

Ever read The Sandman, BSK?

Yes


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: javakoala on August 21, 2017, 11:40:30 AM
I was at work, which was, for some weird reason, in a 10-story high-rise in a town that has appeared in my dreams many times before. I kept seeing people I didn't recognize, and they seemed like security people with light body armor and automatic weapons.

Next thing I know, these same people go into lockdown mode and start herding people into the middle floors of the building. They are hitting protesters with the butts of their weapons, and shooting those who resist further. I am avoiding them as best I can as the whole building is this weird labyrinth that they apparently aren't familiar with.

I make my way down to the areas where they are holding people. While down there, I run into a ex-girlfriend (she does not work where I do in real life). She is carrying around a length of cord. As we talk, I find out that she has been designated as a killer by the people taking over the building. In fact, they have labelled all the workers as either killers, victims, or saves. The saves are people they need alive to accomplish whatever they need done. The killers are supposed to kill victims. Basically, the interlopers want the bulk of the employees to kill each other while they want the "saves" to work on some project.

The ex-girlfriend attempts to use the cord to strangle me, but I somehow get away. I find a guy who has been in other dreams I've had. He is a "save". He explains that the whole attack is related to some computer program which has made recent appearances in other dreams I've had.

I find a group of people who have avoided being rounded up, and we decide to make a break for the roof as the ground floor would be too heavily guarded. After a series of weird events that I don't recall completely (people jumping to their death or being shot), I find a way down the side of the building with a little girl in tow.

We pass through a few surrounding buildings that have been featured in other dreams I've had. Once we are about a block away from the original building, we try to find help. A realty office is around the corner, so we go in there. I get them to call the authorities while I try to explain what is happening.

A woman from my place of work comes into the office, but she is dressed like the "security" people. She shoots the lady who called the authorities. I pull the gun away from her and shoot her, but she just seems to absorb the bullets as she rambles about end times, the computer program from earlier, and random gibberish. She eventually melts into a blob.

We step out of the realty office in time to see four huge airships fly into the area with each ship stopping to hover over a corner of the high-rise building where I work. The ships turn on end and land, effectively surrounding the building and proceed to seal it away from the rest of the world.

I know I'm paranoid, but that was way too f**ked up even for me, especially with this computer program that keeps popping up in relation to work.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Trevor on September 11, 2017, 02:40:24 AM
Early this morning I dreamed that a colleague and I were having very vigorous and very athletic sex: me dressed as Dame Joan Collins and my [male] colleague all in very tight leather. Nice way to start off the morning.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Chainsaw midget on September 27, 2017, 06:50:01 PM
I don't remember most of my dream last night, only that there was a Vincent Price movie where his intended murder plan was ruined because he killed somebody's pet gorilla. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: ER on September 28, 2017, 04:12:26 AM
Yesterday I had a strong dream about Hugh Hefner dying, and this morning I wake up to the news that...


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Dark Alex on September 30, 2017, 03:01:09 AM
I dreamt last night that Kristi was being tickled by cat sized ants with feathers tied to their legs.

Today I want to buy my own genetic research facility and make it a reality.


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: indianasmith on September 30, 2017, 04:40:40 AM
I had a crazy dream the other night.
I was working for the CIA when two of our field agents, trying to take down a warlord in Somalia, were killed by a bomb planted in their car.
My job was to identify the mole in the agency who had turned over their names, and when I found some notes that one of the two had left behind, I was able to figure out which Congressman was on the warlord's payroll, and then which staffer of his had recruited someone in the agency to give up their names.  I woke up as we were arresting the lot of them!


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: sprite75 on October 04, 2017, 08:46:34 PM
Had a strange one this morning when I went to church one Sunday morning at a basilica and found they had painted over most of the artwork in the church, took out the canopy over the altar, and then took out all the posts that you see in the nave in gothic architecture churches.  The priest (who has been dead 10 years now) when asked said they had all been taken out on Ash Wednesday . I woke up and realized it was just a dream and that they couldn't take the columns out since they were holding up the roof. 


Title: Re: strange dream depository
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 11, 2017, 08:41:52 AM
Matthew McConaughey agreed to do an interview, but only if I would serve as his spiritual advisor.