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Title: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: bob on January 05, 2012, 09:06:27 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45881755/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

I wonder how exactly they determined the amonut of damage her backside did to the paintings


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: zombie no.one on January 05, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Strange, she doesn't look crazy or anything...


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: indianasmith on January 05, 2012, 10:19:14 PM
Boy, she made an ass of herself, didn't she!


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: akiratubo on January 05, 2012, 10:30:49 PM
Was she filming a weirdly specific fetish video?


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: The Gravekeeper on January 05, 2012, 10:42:24 PM
If she'd just said it was performance art or that she was expressing her opinion on the piece, she would've gotten away with it in some circles of the art community.


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 06, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
See, it's perfectly reasonable for most people to think that mild ass-rubbing would cause less than a third of a tenth of a percent of damage to a highly valued piece of art. I get that.

But to me, that's just adds to the history of the piece. A hundred years from now, when all of us will totally value this piece as it's valued now, we will just look back at that close encounter with a mildly-disturbed woman's buttocks as vital. It will in fact, make its way into the lore, and may eventually add more than a third of a fifth percent to its overall value.

I pity this current age, which has no idea how to capitalize on a woman's buttocks. Compare that to the advanced wisdom of our future generations.

High art, it's a heady subject.

(Thank God she didn't get any urine on the piece, though. That would just be gross.)


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Trevor on January 06, 2012, 04:00:53 AM
Look on the bright side, guys: at least it wasn't me who rubbed my bum on that painting.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Trevor on January 06, 2012, 04:40:45 AM
Just a quick thought about the painting: did it look like that before or after she rubbed herself against it?  :wink:


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: zombie no.one on January 06, 2012, 09:21:37 AM
I agree with mofo, they should keep it like that...for posteri(or)ty


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Trevor on January 06, 2012, 09:43:16 AM
I agree with mofo, they should keep it like that...for posteri(or)ty

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 06:46:16 PM
I'm not arty or knowledgable, but that woman has raised the awareness of a regional artist to a huge degree. 


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: The Gravekeeper on January 08, 2012, 07:33:03 PM
I'm not arty or knowledgable, but that woman has raised the awareness of a regional artist to a huge degree. 


The paintings of regional artists aren't worth millions. According to his wikipedia page, this guy's work ended up in quite a few major collections. So, he's obscure (I hadn't heard of the guy either and I'm getting ready to get my Bachelor of Fine Arts) but definitely bigger than a regional artist.


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2012, 07:59:21 PM
She'll be the butt of the joke years to come....


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: bob on January 08, 2012, 11:15:00 PM
I wonder if she's cheeky


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: AndyC on January 14, 2012, 09:46:02 AM
Was she filming a weirdly specific fetish video?

So, a typical fetish video?

Look on the bright side, guys: at least it wasn't me who rubbed my bum on that painting.  :buggedout:

Ever consider putting those undies in a frame? Could be worth something.

Actually, I'm surprised nobody has made a remark about the artist getting behind in his work.


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Flick James on January 14, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
She looks crazy, but you never know, she could have a nice ass.


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: AndyC on January 14, 2012, 02:14:28 PM
I don't think we're getting the hole story.


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 15, 2012, 03:25:44 AM
L.H.O.O.Q. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.H.O.O.Q.)


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: Jim H on January 17, 2012, 10:55:47 PM
I hope the museum's other assets were undamaged!


Title: Re: Woman rubs her buttocks on expensive painting
Post by: AndyC on January 18, 2012, 12:35:19 AM
Did the artist respond by turning the other cheek?