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This article has pictures and videos of the worst movie monsters of all time. I absolutely can’t believe someone made a movie with killer condoms in it but they did. Lol. Anyone ever see any of these movies?

Go to the FullMoonHorror website - it's the top article on the list...

I can't say that I've seen any of these films, which is probably to my good fortune, but "From Hell It Came" did inspire one of the most memorable reviews I have ever heard.

"From Hell It Came"
And to hell it can go!
ROTFL!

Sometimes the review is better than the film.

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Since new people can't post links ...

http://fullmoonhorror.com/2012/01/27/the-ten-worst-horror-movie-monsters-of-all-time-part-1/

And for those that just don't care enough to clink it, their list is ...

10.  Giant Gorilla and Giant T-Rex from The Mighty Gorga
9.  the Nilbog Goblins from Troll 2
8.  Killer Condom
7.  Tobonga (I think I spelled that right) from From Hell it Came
6.  Creeping Terror

... and I guess they're saving the rest of the list for another update. 

Personally, I liked that killer tree guy that comes from From Hell it Came.  There just a nice old fashioned monster quality about the guy.  You could picture that guy hanging out with Frankenstein and Dracula without any of them feeling terribly embarrassed. 

The Goblins that might have been trolls (or vice versa) weren't really that bad as far as monsters go either.  The movie was horrible, but they weren't that bad. 

"Killer Condom"......? OMG! I have to see that! (http://www.iamiraqi.com/forum/smileys/smiley68.gif)

One guy commented he owned all five videos on the list. Now that's dedication! I hope Ro-Man makes that list! lol

Another classic from Troma!

From Hell it Came for sure. The Monolith Monsters are really weak and flabby too.
-Ed

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Have to concur on Creeping Terror, Ive always hated carpeting now I know why.

Hey that Hitler avatar is freakn me out.

It's less a horror movie than a gay romance/comedy.  The killer condom is less a monster than a metaphor for barebacking or broken condoms causing gay men to get AIDS.  No, really.  Know that going in and the movie should be all right.  I was expecting a Troma-style tasteless gore movie so I was a bit befuddled.

Ah...I see. There's a bit more to it than I thought. Thanks for the info. :smile:

    This certainly qualifies....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=943pcaqVQos

Any monster from any Larry Burchanan monster movie could probably qualify.

The killer penis form Pervert! is funny.

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     Two of the silliest looking monsters ever....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGspm80jaZg

I've got to nominate the zombies from Troma's "Pot Zombies".
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That's the dude who did Mars Needs Women right?  :thumbup:

Ro-man should be a definite.
Others:
Tor Johnson
The Night Creatures
Megalon
The monsters from Inframan

You got it puppetface!

Low-budget werewolf movies usually feature the worst make-up effects imaginable. Like Moon of the Wolf or The Werewolf of Washington. Simply pasting fur to someone's face is not enough.

Also, The Killer Shrews is great, but the "shrews" are so obviously dogs that it hurts.

One more thing: Attack of the Giant Leeches features people in garbage bags. Sad.

The rubbery monster from BRIDES OF BLOOD.
Kind of an evil Michelin Tire Man.

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VOODOO WOMAN....the She Creature with a skull mask,blonde wig,and a burlap sack dress.



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Oh, I give up...  :lookingup:

Here's a crappy monster from IT'S ALIVE (1969):
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Part two of the article is finally up on their website! FINALLY!!!

New users can't post links, but it's on the main page of Full Moon Horror (dot) com

Assuming it's not someone's pet German Shepherd, yes.

I think two of the worst movie monsters are the shrews from The Killer Shrews. Dogs with some carpet draped around them. Also the "monsters" from Night of the Lepus (one of my favorite bad movies). Giant killer rabbits...Yeah so just rabbits occasionally with some ketchup on their faces.

The alien in "Zontar, the Thing From Venus", has got to be right up there. If it counts, the Nimons from Dr. Who (Tom Baker's) "The Horns of Nimon" has to be about the best of the silliest.

If you going to talk "Who," then my vote goes to "The Creature from the Pit" it was much worse than the Nimons. Hell, it looked like a giant green penis. There is even a documentary on the DVD about how bad it is. As far as a movie goes, I vote for the creature in "Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon. Ugliest rubber mask I've ever seen. Since when do yeti's have noses that look like penises. Plus that thing looked like there was a small actor inside it. I thought yeti's were assumed to be big.