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Title: Yo, Adrienne! Post by: TheDope on February 20, 2012, 10:31:26 PM (http://cinegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bts1_jason1.jpg)
DIRECTOR - Okay; the scene is: you, Jason, leap out of the water and grab Adrienne around the neck and drag her under with you. Got it? JASON - Yeah, Sean? I got a problem with that.... DIRECTOR - What is it. JASON - I thought my character was dead already, so how can I be grabbing Adrienne in the first place? Also, since it's my mom that has the vendetta against the counselors, what's my say in any of this to begin with... and I have a problem with aggressiveness against women in general.... DIRECTOR - Oh, for the.... Look, it isn't even my thing, Jason; I promised the makeup guy we'd either put his idea for an ending in or we'd have to pay him - one or the other. JASON - I don't feel good about this. ADRIENNE - Guys, can we just do this; I'm getting cold in this boat. JASON - (to Adrienne) YOU'RE gettin' cold...? DIRECTOR - Come on, we're losing daylight; let's get this in one shot then we can have a gnosh, eh? Places, everybody! JASON - Sorry in advance, Adrienne. (starts to get under the water) ADRIENNE - It's okay; Union pays me, regardless. Title: Re: Yo, Adrienne! Post by: tracy on February 21, 2012, 02:33:33 PM That's the last time I go out with The Creature from the Black Lagoon's son....one date and he's all over me!
Title: Re: Yo, Adrienne! Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 21, 2012, 04:00:25 PM Well, know we know why the sign says "no swimming".
Title: Re: Yo, Adrienne! Post by: retrorussell on February 21, 2012, 06:39:35 PM Jason: Sorry, ma'am. I looked all along the riverbed but I couldn't find your car keys.
Adrienne: Oh well.. thanks for trying. Title: Re: Yo, Adrienne! Post by: The Burgomaster on February 22, 2012, 11:08:43 AM "Every time I fart, this guy covered in muck pops out of my ass."
Title: Re: Yo, Adrienne! Post by: Mr. DS on February 25, 2012, 07:47:49 AM "Don't take this the wrong way Jason but you look way better with the makeup on."
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