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Title: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: sprite75 on March 24, 2012, 10:30:28 AM
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Captain Johnson!  We have sensor readings of some most unusual rock formations on the surface of the planet.  They have a long, smooth shaft, complete with...


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: tracy on March 24, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Welcome to Phallicville....


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: LilCerberus on March 24, 2012, 12:49:46 PM
Wow. Jodorowski should've filmed the squirting rock scene here!


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: Nakuyabi on March 24, 2012, 07:50:12 PM
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Captain Johnson!  We have sensor readings of some most unusual rock formations on the surface of the planet.  They have a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
"Major Head, I think you better take a look at this radar."
"What is it?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--"
"Peter!"
"Yeah?"
"Take a look outta starboard."
"Good Lord! It looks like a huge--"
"Pecker!"
"Oh, where?"
"Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--"
"Wang! Pay attention!"
"But teacher, I was distracted by that enormous--"
"Willie."
"Yeah?"
"What's that?"
"Well, it looks like a giant--"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir!"


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 28, 2012, 03:46:51 PM
Must be in the Himalayas.


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: sprite75 on April 04, 2012, 07:45:41 PM
You idiot, this isn't Stonehedge!


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: retrorussell on April 06, 2012, 03:55:46 AM
Unbeknownst to most geographers, there is another Old Faithful geyser.. two of them, in fact; at the top of these rock formations.


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: Flangepart on April 11, 2012, 05:28:35 PM
You want I should circumsize these, Rabbi? Oy, and I hadda be the first Moil in Starfleet...


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: El Misfit on April 14, 2012, 12:08:38 AM
The real set of Twin Peaks.


Title: Re: Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings
Post by: sprite75 on April 03, 2013, 08:22:38 PM
If your stone lasts longer than four hours...