Title: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: RCMerchant on April 15, 2012, 06:55:34 AM Chainsaw Midget said I should start a "I Hate RCMerchant" thread-so I'm putting my money where my mouth is.
.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. I'm 5'2"-weigh all of 119 pounds.I'm what my father called me-a and I quote him-a "sawed off little basterd." .I'm an alcholic. I drink.A lot. I drink whiskey like you drink water. .I always think I'm right.So f**k you. .I hate spam. The kind on the internet-and the stuff that comes inna tin.It's really nasty s**t.I don't care if you fry it-scramble it with eggs and taters-its still not good.Waaaay to salty. I hate salt.Its to...salty. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: The Burgomaster on April 15, 2012, 07:21:09 AM But, these are all the reasons why I like you . . .
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: dean on April 15, 2012, 07:57:47 AM Yeah I hate that guy too. :wink:
Makes me angry how he is so awesome. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Newt on April 15, 2012, 08:05:49 AM Can't hate you Ronnie. Can't even hate your awesomeness. :wink: Though at the risk of being a downer, I will say I hate the drink: I fear it will take you from us too soon.
Title: RC Post by: Trevor on April 15, 2012, 08:10:55 AM Ronny: I love you, brother. There - I said it. * HUG*
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: indianasmith on April 15, 2012, 08:59:58 AM I do hate the guys who sell RC cola!
Nasty brown sugar water!!!! :hatred: Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: RCMerchant on April 15, 2012, 09:57:07 AM I do hate the guys who sell RC cola! WhoaH! Its only 89 cents! How can ya not like that? Nasty brown sugar water!!!! :hatred: Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 15, 2012, 10:10:09 AM Quote .Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk. And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with? Quote .I always think I'm right.So f**k you. Right back at ya'! Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea... Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: bob on April 15, 2012, 11:31:34 AM all hail RCMerchant :cheers:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Rev. Powell on April 15, 2012, 11:32:55 AM I hate that I can't give RC karma. :hatred:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Cthulhu on April 15, 2012, 11:40:16 AM I don't. You're pretty cool.
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 15, 2012, 01:13:20 PM I hate 'im I love 'im I hate 'im I love 'im... we should have a nauseated emoticon. :smile:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: RCMerchant on April 15, 2012, 01:35:50 PM Quote .Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk. And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with? Quote .I always think I'm right.So f**k you. Right back at ya'! Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea... See? Told ya I was always right! Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk! Ta da! Magic! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 15, 2012, 06:47:26 PM Quote .Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk. And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with? Quote .I always think I'm right.So f**k you. Right back at ya'! Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea... See? Told ya I was always right! Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk! Ta da! Magic! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: El Misfit on April 15, 2012, 07:03:54 PM I hate RC for making me into a hater, just for this topic! :hatred: :tongueout:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Silverlady on April 15, 2012, 07:59:09 PM Hate you? No way. You're a "Bela" fanatic ... and I'm not talking about that chick from "Twillight". You know a lot of cool stuff and ... you hate SPAM. The internet kind and that gross stuff they try to pass off as food. You're OK in my book, RC. :teddyr: Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: RCMerchant on April 15, 2012, 08:20:24 PM Hate you? No way. You're a "Bela" fanatic ... and I'm not talking about that chick from "Twillight". You know a lot of cool stuff and ... you hate SPAM. The internet kind and that gross stuff they try to pass off as food. You're OK in my book, RC. :teddyr: Thank you sweetie. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Menard on April 15, 2012, 08:25:20 PM all hail RCMerchant :cheers: A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 15, 2012, 09:05:36 PM all hail RCMerchant :cheers: A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 16, 2012, 12:14:41 AM Quote .Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh? jerk. And what's with that avatar? You care barley tell who that is. Is that really the best picture you could come up with? Quote .I always think I'm right.So f**k you. Right back at ya'! Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea... Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk! Ta da! Magic! all hail RCMerchant :cheers: A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle:all hail RCMerchant :cheers: A variation on that: Oh hell...it's RCMerchant! :bouncegiggle:Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: joejoe on April 16, 2012, 03:49:24 AM I don't hate ya RC
I look forward to reading your posts on here it brightnens my usual dismal day Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Flangepart on April 16, 2012, 08:32:35 AM Family's always embarrassing, ain't it? That's one reason I like this place. :teddyr:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: macabre on April 16, 2012, 11:34:19 AM hi
I LOVE THE FACT THAT I KICKED YOUR ASS AT CHESS,EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT PLAYED IT.I love karloff and you love lugosi,two peas on the plate.You are the kinda guy i admire,you say what you mean,you mean what you say.long live RC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: tracy on April 16, 2012, 01:36:55 PM I don't hate you...I don't seriously dislike you...I wonder about you sometimes but then I often wonder about myself. You're a smart and interesting guy. :wink:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on April 16, 2012, 03:16:28 PM Sorry Bro, can't do it.
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 16, 2012, 09:47:16 PM I don't hate you...I don't seriously dislike you...I wonder about you sometimes but then I often wonder about myself. You're a smart and interesting guy. :wink: He's also this forum's mascot BELA and don't you forget it! We hate 'im. :teddyr:Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Mofo Rising on April 17, 2012, 04:29:54 AM I am probably one of the few guys who gets a real kick out of the few drawings RCMerchant has shared with us. We see very little, but I dig it a lot.
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: major jay on April 17, 2012, 10:27:48 AM I hate your awesomeness. :thumbdown:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Flick James on April 17, 2012, 11:15:44 AM I'm sufferin' from Merchant Envy
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 17, 2012, 11:59:44 AM He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is.
Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: tracy on April 17, 2012, 12:48:00 PM I don't hate you...I don't seriously dislike you...I wonder about you sometimes but then I often wonder about myself. You're a smart and interesting guy. :wink: He's also this forum's mascot BELA and don't you forget it! We hate 'im. :teddyr:Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: JaseSF on April 17, 2012, 09:10:28 PM RC, self hate isn't posi. Self love is posi (so OK that just sounds wrong yet it's true).
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 17, 2012, 09:24:28 PM He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is. "He zoo"? If you try to be funny, you should at least copyedit your postings. And I said we hate 'im. Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Olivia Bauer on April 18, 2012, 11:05:43 PM I hate KeeperOfTheB-List, what a stupid name; immature, too.
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Saucerman on April 19, 2012, 07:40:34 AM I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr!
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: RCMerchant on April 19, 2012, 04:47:04 PM I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr! Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr? Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Olivia Bauer on April 19, 2012, 10:41:48 PM I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr! Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr? I posted anonmyously to you on Tumblr. BWAHAHAHA- *HACK* s**t. Never got the hang of evil laughter. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Frank81 on April 19, 2012, 10:55:03 PM I don't know you well enough to hate you yet, but, I'll keep it in mind.
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Saucerman on April 21, 2012, 09:46:12 AM I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr! Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr? monsters-and-madness. I post a mix of classic movie monsters, Dungeons & Dragons humor, and fat girl appreciation. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: tracy on April 21, 2012, 11:59:09 AM I hate RCMerchant so much I'm following him on Tumblr! Cool! Whats yer name on Tumblr? monsters-and-madness. I post a mix of classic movie monsters, Dungeons & Dragons humor, and fat girl appreciation. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Frank81 on April 21, 2012, 12:43:27 PM He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is. "He zoo"? If you try to be funny, you should at least copyedit your postings. And I said we hate 'im. Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again. It's a term from the lower east side of NY, like 'youze' guys, 'he zoo' as in Hey you.. :teddyr: Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: RCMerchant on April 21, 2012, 04:55:17 PM He only made this topic so people would tell him that they don't hate him and think he's awesome. if that's not a reason to hate him, I don't know what is. "He zoo"? If you try to be funny, you should at least copyedit your postings. And I said we hate 'im. Well, I guess there's also he zoo incident. Those poor monkeys will never walk again. It's a term from the lower east side of NY, like 'youze' guys, 'he zoo' as in Hey you.. :teddyr: Chainsaw-dont be a shmooz-because I don't have any clue what were talking about. Talk about old movies-that I know. Otherwise Im a babbling drunk. So f**k you. Next. I need to hear it.I'm an insecure geek who wants to know why I'm such a loser-its hard to know from the inside. I know you said so,Chainsaw-but I dont put much beans in what you say-because yer a jerk. Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: El Misfit on April 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM I hate RC for what he did with those potatoes, you just can't do that RC! :hatred: :wink:
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 21, 2012, 10:11:26 PM So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things?
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Rev. Powell on April 22, 2012, 09:02:14 AM So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things? We're hijacking the thread. I hate Chainsaw Midget! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 22, 2012, 10:02:28 AM So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things? We're hijacking the thread. I hate Chainsaw Midget! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 22, 2012, 11:54:55 AM So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things? We're hijacking the thread. I hate Chainsaw Midget! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 22, 2012, 05:55:52 PM So ... apparently I'm a jerk. Why am I always the last one to find out these things? We're hijacking the thread. I hate Chainsaw Midget! Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 22, 2012, 07:23:13 PM I didn't want to actually join. I just wanted to be able to refuse when you invited me to join ... because I'm a jerk.
Title: Re: I Hate RCMerchant Post by: Allhallowsday on April 22, 2012, 11:16:15 PM I didn't want to actually join. I just wanted to be able to refuse when you invited me to join ... because I'm a jerk. You're young. You don't have to be a jerk. Like RC, or me, or any old jerk. Don't be a jerk. |