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Title: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: sprite75 on April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Turkish_Airlines_Airbus_A321_cockpit_Karakas.jpg) Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed! Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: Jack on April 23, 2012, 06:49:36 AM Guys, that's for spaceflight only - no street racing!!!
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: Mr. DS on April 23, 2012, 07:12:29 AM Pilot: "Now this is podracing..."
CoPilot: "Dude, that was beyond lame..." Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: Flangepart on April 23, 2012, 08:21:42 AM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Turkish_Airlines_Airbus_A321_cockpit_Karakas.jpg[/url]) What happens when Northwest airlines maintenance hacks into Area 51. Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: Hammock Rider on April 23, 2012, 10:51:44 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Turkish_Airlines_Airbus_A321_cockpit_Karakas.jpg)
How most grandparents see a VCR. Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: tracy on April 23, 2012, 01:51:51 PM Budget Rental was out of Mustangs but this will do.
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: Doggett on April 24, 2012, 10:09:47 AM With all those neon strips flying around, they knew they landed on Planet Eighties!
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: Frank81 on April 24, 2012, 12:29:24 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Turkish_Airlines_Airbus_A321_cockpit_Karakas.jpg[/url]) Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed! :cheers: Great, let's get the F#@$ outtta here. :teddyr: Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: El Misfit on April 24, 2012, 11:47:16 PM Pilots high as f**k, seeing crazy lights go by as if it was nothing to them.
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: sprite75 on April 26, 2012, 09:55:26 PM Pilot: We're flying faster than any man has ever flown before.
Co-Pilot (Finishing up a joint): Oh, wow! Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: retrorussell on April 26, 2012, 11:22:36 PM "Dude! Floyd laser light show!"
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: AndyC on May 05, 2012, 06:47:58 PM "Good nyborg, man."
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: El Misfit on May 05, 2012, 10:23:45 PM Time to push the red button
*Moment later* JESUS F**KING CHRIST, THIS IS FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!! Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: sprite75 on May 11, 2012, 06:10:01 AM Co-pilot: Oh s--t! I left the garage door up when I left the house this morning!
Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: tommex84 on May 11, 2012, 11:54:36 AM Co-Pilot: Dude!
Pilot: Whaaat? Co-Pilot: Did you see that? Pilot: Dude, I'm so high right now I can't see s**t. What was it? Co-Pilot: I just saw some hot as hell babe lifting her skirt and giving us the thumb-up. Pilot: Yeah, right. Co-Pilot: No really! Maybe she saw us on youtube or something? Pilot: Youtube? Co-Pilot: Yeah. Pilot: Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Co-Pilot: You know, the thumb-up thing. Pilot: Thumb-up? No dude, that's hitchhiking. She was probably hitching us for a ride. Co-Pilot: Oh, a hitchhiker. That makes sense. Pilot: Wait....what.... Co-Pilot: Dude, what are you doing? Pilot: Hold on, I'm turning this sucker around! Co-Pilot: Why? Weren't we supposed to go to the moon? Pilot: Screw the moon! I'm getting lucky tonight! Co-Pilot: Oh hell! Pilot: Dude, where's the god damn brake? Oh never mind, here it is. Co-Pilot: No....wait....that's not the....! Pilot: Heeere weee gooo! Co-Pilot: Yeah, straight to jail! Again! Title: Re: Go strap yourselves in! Post by: sprite75 on July 15, 2012, 08:42:33 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Turkish_Airlines_Airbus_A321_cockpit_Karakas.jpg) And despite this they'll still be 1/2 hour late pulling into JFK. |