Title: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: bob on May 01, 2012, 09:35:50 PM http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/motoring/6836121/Uneasy-rider-sues-over-bike-induced-erection
:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: indianasmith on May 01, 2012, 10:09:42 PM I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Trevor on May 02, 2012, 01:31:57 AM I wood imagine that BMW now stands for Big Man Wongle. :buggedout: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Rev. Powell on May 02, 2012, 08:37:39 AM I bet he encounters some stiff opposition! He's got a hard case to prove. Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Psycho Circus on May 02, 2012, 08:45:05 AM I bet he encounters some stiff opposition! He's got a hard case to prove. I'm sure BMW will flex their legal "muscle" Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Jack on May 02, 2012, 12:56:29 PM The case may go back and forth for quite a while.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: AndyC on May 02, 2012, 06:05:07 PM BMW's lawyers argued for dismissal on the grounds that he bought the motorcycle as a penis extension in the first place.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: El Misfit on May 02, 2012, 08:00:28 PM geez, what a cock that guy is!
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Trevor on May 03, 2012, 12:37:18 AM No, I don't think this case will extend longer than it has to: the erection of the case by the plaintiff will not stand up for much manipulation by the lawyers who will no doubt take matters into their own hands. :wink:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Derf on May 03, 2012, 07:15:35 AM Now, now guys. This is just a story about a man who really, really loves his bike. I personally think we need more upright citizens like him, looking to keep others from getting screwed by shoddy manufacturing.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Psycho Circus on May 03, 2012, 07:22:04 AM This lady is obviously very alluring, it's disgraceful to call her the company bike...
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: AndyC on May 03, 2012, 07:36:45 AM No, I don't think this case will extend longer than it has to: the erection of the case by the plaintiff will not stand up for much manipulation by the lawyers who will no doubt take matters into their own hands. :wink: Could turn into a very sticky situation. Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: bob on May 03, 2012, 08:08:22 AM He's the cock of the walk.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: tracy on May 07, 2012, 03:13:17 PM He has a 20 month erection and yet cannot engage in sexual activity....? I didn't know that could affect your memory.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Doggett on May 07, 2012, 04:30:35 PM Some really penetrating journalism is that.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: AndyC on May 07, 2012, 04:39:03 PM A prolonged erection is a serious medical problem. I hope he beats it.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Doggett on May 07, 2012, 04:40:56 PM A prolonged erection is a serious medical problem. I hope he beats it. He needs to be careful though. If he rubs it the wrong way, symptoms will increase. Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: El Misfit on May 07, 2012, 06:20:40 PM He has a 20 month erection and yet cannot engage in sexual activity....? I didn't know that could affect your memory. there are fetishes.Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Texdar on May 09, 2012, 09:53:26 AM I wonder if it will stand up in court though....
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection Post by: Criswell on May 15, 2012, 06:21:19 PM I actually just saw this and was about to post it here, but then I saw you all rose to the occasion of it already.
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