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Title: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 02, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Thanks to AlanDHopewell's great initial thread for the 70's, we now have one for the 80's!  Post all manner of cinematic trash for the Reagan/Bush Sr. decade!
Here's one:
(http://www.cultreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/forest-poster.jpg)
and another:
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/208869.1020.A.jpg)
Both are hilariously bad.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 03, 2012, 04:33:12 AM
I always like the stupid REDNECK ZOMBIES (1986).

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/redneck_zombies_poster_01.jpg)

I really like the Tobbaco Man!

"We love our dip!"  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNksjZI9ffg



Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Jack on May 03, 2012, 06:50:39 AM
One of the first bad movies I really got into, and still a favorite:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMPpkjIxsE

And how can you beat a movie with Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kfDtNeSGYw


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 03, 2012, 09:56:11 AM
Barely makes it: THE APPLE (1980)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c

I like it because it let me fulfill my natural, natural, natural desire to meet an actual, actual, actual vampire!


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: tracy on May 03, 2012, 12:31:59 PM
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ1NzU1NDE4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTIwNzk5._V1._SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg)

This 1982 disaster was so painful to watch....case in point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJGQgAniyho


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 03, 2012, 01:48:12 PM
He he.. "Reproduction".  I remember a gal in junior high singing that, and I had no idea what that song was until now.  Thanks Tracy.. I think?  :bouncegiggle:

I remember these making an appearance at the local Drive-in theater (now a cinema):
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1a/Without_warning_1980_movie_poster.jpg/220px-Without_warning_1980_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/The-children-poster.jpg/220px-The-children-poster.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: major jay on May 03, 2012, 01:54:57 PM
Also known as: HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD

(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w234/tcrine_photos/600full-hell-of-the-living-dead-28night-of-the-zombies29-poster.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 03, 2012, 04:56:03 PM
EVIL SPAWN (1987)-Real cheap jack stuff-it had 3 directors and looks it. BUT-it's also goofy,gory, some nice nudity-and John Carradine has a 2 minute speaking part (even though he appears 3 sheets to the wind: that means drunk). Even has Forry Ackerman in a cameo as a pool boy!
Basically it's a remake of WASP WOMAN (1959).
One of my favorite BAD movies of the 80's.  :thumbup:

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/c6188fe9119f0023cbdfc09e5d9a5f7d.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z6OGLPB9oQ


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 03, 2012, 06:00:34 PM
More pooptastic films of the 80s..
(http://static.zoovy.com/img/redford/W414-H414-Bffffff/4/466707_1020_a.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W2uNjBJPb7M/TZAAsaWlLBI/AAAAAAAAAy0/URWWUKAIyPY/s1600/sphinx.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cudK8MwW64I/TB3Bg1q469I/AAAAAAAAjZQ/uOmC4d19eeA/s1600/deadly_blessing_poster.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0oH-aXRPMUM/SwTUkdVoBwI/AAAAAAAAAFY/1jTWKreBqfI/s1600/hills+2+2.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 03, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
(http://movie-gazette.com/images/gallery/albums/S//sleepaway-camp-8.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJoO0TNggvZk-WGky8pmDQz4jl7IoW74yoT60ME2SxeEZZ6Wk)  
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VXNWSr1UpT4/TUJq9UfB_qI/AAAAAAAAHDM/wU2v5iiU1xA/s1600/Sleepaway%2BCamp%2B8.JPG)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTb0zUASsRNcDveq-c2fz3VrVvYve6-zUt36dxOcQI9XgO5MCyX3w)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAcitYY4OU  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8pi54Br6s

Don't look if you haven't seen SLEEPAWAY CAMP.  Don't loo-ook...!!!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDM6wqUiuM

After having looked at SLEEPAWAY CAMP, I think I need help.  
But I don't need to get laid.   :smile:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Jack on May 04, 2012, 07:04:06 AM
Another fav'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kd642Ix5ks



Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: major jay on May 04, 2012, 08:57:13 AM
BULLETPROOF (1988) starring Gary Busey
Here's one of the greatest escapes ever filmed.

7WF80PL7z1c


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 04, 2012, 09:02:44 AM
A different kind of bad movie altogether.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Duneposter.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8-eiBqri0U

That look of stunned confusion on Kyle MacLachlan's face is the same look I had during the whole running time.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Texdar on May 04, 2012, 09:53:50 AM
The Deadly Spawn (1983)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agtrqXBfiE4


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 04, 2012, 02:08:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YvXEkzP10w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbDIm4b98Yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGLMrh7O6co
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YpJrNu2DhU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EuzIV2kqfM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77uVyKW-x3Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVVqN-CMnrs


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: voltron on May 05, 2012, 04:13:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMyInUPQ2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EhlMKDWVI


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 05, 2012, 09:12:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEqMMJN-QV4

FANTASY MISSION FORCE (1982). Maybe the wackiest kung fu movie ever made.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on May 05, 2012, 12:10:06 PM
     These were all Dollar Night Specials....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJgAeGUD2FU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrHfHHHoL5c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9n-q4Ax-3c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IMesJgw3oU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMja9C6Htts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPS9V5GLoBc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mn6mtbQUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-UCFBS4a5I



Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 05, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
Ugh.. Elvira and Invasion USA were especially bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aIQD-TMcA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKRp1FXQSgc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtH4LIyTc2Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5jm9EVkDc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Pxmat3b1E


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: voltron on May 05, 2012, 03:21:30 PM
I LOVE The Unseen, Russell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM6RjB4pnFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRTAQCgV-EQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PTPNIo4j8


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: major jay on May 05, 2012, 04:07:33 PM
The eighties are pretty much a bottomless pit of bad movie making.
SAMURAI COP (1989)
LOVE THIS CHASE SCENE.

h_8wn0pMhKY&feature=related


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 05, 2012, 04:46:30 PM
I only saw a tiny bit of UNSEEN on cable once.  One of those obscurities I always wanted to track down.
UNHINGED was filmed in my hometown of Portland, at and around Pittock Mansion.
Boy, you want to talk about obscurities..
WILD BEASTS (1983)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z_a1DccNW7o/TxTAiUMje9I/AAAAAAAAAoI/R9W-4P56XI4/s1600/wild+beasts+lightning+vhs+front.jpg)
And a flick called, simply, BEASTS, also from 1983.  Saw a little of this on cable as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIPBrrqrW0


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: JPickettIII on May 05, 2012, 09:15:18 PM
([url]http://movie-gazette.com/images/gallery/albums/S//sleepaway-camp-8.jpg[/url])
([url]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJoO0TNggvZk-WGky8pmDQz4jl7IoW74yoT60ME2SxeEZZ6Wk[/url])  
([url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VXNWSr1UpT4/TUJq9UfB_qI/AAAAAAAAHDM/wU2v5iiU1xA/s1600/Sleepaway%2BCamp%2B8.JPG[/url])
([url]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTb0zUASsRNcDveq-c2fz3VrVvYve6-zUt36dxOcQI9XgO5MCyX3w[/url])
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAcitYY4OU[/url]  

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8pi54Br6s[/url]

Don't look if you haven't seen SLEEPAWAY CAMP.  Don't loo-ook...!!!  
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDM6wqUiuM[/url]

After having looked at SLEEPAWAY CAMP, I think I need help.  
But I don't need to get laid.   :smile:


Great movie.  Scarred me as a kid.  Still love it. 


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 06, 2012, 01:30:05 AM
This one is TRULY bad..
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NndCs5PHXG4/TxTmKPO-DkI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/0J_Ov0wSP2I/s1600/Scream-964439649-large.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: major jay on May 06, 2012, 07:54:44 AM
THE NINJA STRIKES BACK (1982)
I love this movie a lot, but it's really a mess. Technically its well made, but it has so many WTF moments.
In this part they interrogate some guy at a disco who gives up the info after they stick his head in a urinal. :question:
Then there's a long chase scene where the bad guy takes a kid hostage at knife point, but when he's caught the good guys let him go home. :question: 
It also has a great soundtrack. (all stolen music)
(NSFW)

n4kq7WbD5Wk&feature=relmfu


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 06, 2012, 09:02:13 AM
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/19/A70-9550)

(http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/images/2008/10/26/mommie_dearest_joan_crawford_faye_d.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: tommex84 on May 06, 2012, 02:04:37 PM
* The Evil Dead (1981) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6yYitWd3o

* C.H.U.D. (1984) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF33DZVsoOY

* Chopping Mall (1986) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMyInUPQ2g&feature=related

* Eliminators (1986) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJgAeGUD2FU

* Redneck Zombies (1986) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHA8cspQaA&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3DRedneck%2BZombies%2B%25281986%2529%26oq%3DRedneck%2BZombies%2B%25281986%2529%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3D%26aql%3D%26gs_l%3Dyoutube-reduced.3...67146.73913.0.74474.26.20.0.0.0.3.402.4289.1j10j6j2j1.20.0...0.0.

* Cyclone (1987) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBSMZLO2i6I
Not a trailer, just a clip from the movie

* Slaughterhouse (1987) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSwxHP-X7ek

* Rejuvenatrix (1988) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZyT5cAkE-M
Sorry I couldn't find the trailer in english :bluesad:

* Dark Tower (1989) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3az1kydrYs
Not a trailer, just the final scene

* Food of the Gods II (1989) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_PPZCc_u4

* Pet Semetary (1989) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMja9C6Htts

* Robowar (1989) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onbkXlzzywU

* The Immortalizer (1989) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nen8bUNgdis
Once again sorry for not finding one in english :bluesad:

cheers :smile:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: tommex84 on May 06, 2012, 11:43:01 PM
* DeepStar Six (1989) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pouTM3jqZCM

* The Prowler (1981) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stnK1-uPVX0

cheers :smile:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: voltron on May 07, 2012, 07:22:22 AM
This one is TRULY bad..
([url]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NndCs5PHXG4/TxTmKPO-DkI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/0J_Ov0wSP2I/s1600/Scream-964439649-large.jpg[/url])

That one is truly awful. Definately the absolute worst "slasher" I've encountered.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on May 07, 2012, 01:36:11 PM
     A dog from outer space....LIFEFORCE....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqNquDlAanE


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 07, 2012, 01:39:07 PM
Oh yeah, Scream does suck.  More films that are tough (maybe not AS tough) to sit through..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/Alien-Contamination-Poster.jpg/220px-Alien-Contamination-Poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Heavens_gate_post.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Cantstopthemusic.JPG)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Jazz_singer.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/Windowsposter.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/TheIsland1980.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: voltron on May 08, 2012, 08:23:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2mVKhT7PR4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxACTj1iNyc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euuX0aGvZ2o


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on May 08, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
     This is the definition of a bad 80's film....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk1sdBIi53Q

(http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww69/Noeland1/metalstorm_ver1.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 08, 2012, 02:05:43 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Frenchtimeriderposter.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Tarzan%2C_the_Ape_Man.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Perfect_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Gymkataposter.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Cobra_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FChd2OoPQhw/TVVRvMPIDRI/AAAAAAAABS4/QzJkytqvKKs/s1600/commando.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: crackers on May 10, 2012, 03:53:24 AM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Cobra_movie_poster.jpg[/url])
([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FChd2OoPQhw/TVVRvMPIDRI/AAAAAAAABS4/QzJkytqvKKs/s1600/commando.jpg[/url])


BAD???


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 10, 2012, 04:47:08 AM
Okay, maybe not so much Cobra (bad/good), but Commando.. yikes!

More:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Pirate_Movie.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Butterfly1982.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Strokerposter.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Twoofakind1983Poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Superman_III_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Rhinestone.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Boleroposter.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Eyes-of-a-Stranger-poster.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Trevor on May 10, 2012, 05:12:14 AM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Heavens_gate_post.jpg[/url])


I would love to write a review of this for Andrew. When I saw it in 1981, I had no idea what I was watching. When I saw it on DVD last year, I said "Ah, I still don't know what I'm watching."  :wink:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Jack on May 10, 2012, 06:29:32 AM
The Perils Of Gwendolyn  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk6Q1QSRiLE

And the stunning Roller Blade trilogy

(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/roller_blade_1986.jpg)

(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/0098216-big.jpg)

(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/0102804-big.jpg)

Woops, Roller Blade Seven actually strayed into 1991.  Too much badness for a single decade to contain I guess   :smile:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 10, 2012, 08:38:41 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Overdrawn.jpg)

This little mistake was made in 1983 (for "American Playhouse"!) and completely forgotten about until MST3K featured it.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Andrew on May 10, 2012, 10:39:18 AM
Nightmare Weekend (1986):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBseFsnbSU

Despite what the trailer might suggest, at least a quarter of this movie is so dark that it's impossible to see what is going on.  There is also an awful lot of sex, but none of it looks to be good.  What are the odds of having that many people, who are all that bad at sex, in the same place?  Inflicted this on the wife lately and she's still not forgiven me.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on May 10, 2012, 12:50:03 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagesCA1YSG4B.jpg)

     Trace and I bought this, in a twin pack with ARTHUR. About ten minutes into this pile of goosedung, we were struck by loathing of Lovecraftian proportions, and ejected the DVD-it hasen't been played since.

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagesCAQSJHLI.jpg)

     According to SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, this was to be followed by STAR TREK VI: THE APOLOGY.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: tracy on May 10, 2012, 12:55:15 PM
([url]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/imagesCA1YSG4B.jpg[/url])

     Trace and I bought this, in a twin pack with ARTHUR. About ten minutes into this pile of goosedung, we were struck by loathing of Lovecraftian proportions, and ejected the DVD-it hasen't been played since.


I actually went to the theater to see this one....barf! I only bought it for the original movie.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 10, 2012, 02:15:42 PM

Star Trek V.. If I could go back in time and get my money back from the theater.. well, I couldn't buy much with it today.  Still, it was horrible.

I'm not a fan of racing movies but I would pay to see the cast of this get run over..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Cannonball_run_ii.jpg)
When they were an "item"..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Shanghai_surprise_poster.jpg)
The intended erotiicism in this film cracked me up..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Nineweeksposter.jpg)
Bad bad bad..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Haunted_honeymoon.jpg)
I haven't seen this, but due to the overwhelmingly negative critical reception, it doesn't appear I have to:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Under_the_cherry_moon.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: JayJayM12 on May 10, 2012, 02:21:27 PM
A personal favorite of mine (and currently represented in my profile pic):  SLAUGHTER HIGH (1986).  Warning: the trailer is definitely NSFW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZajH682TY0


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: tracy on May 12, 2012, 12:24:22 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513SEPWKNGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Talk about a pointless sequel! It was like taking a pretty good drink and watering it down considerably to stretch it out longer....ugh!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Caveman_Movie_Poster.jpg/220px-Caveman_Movie_Poster.jpg)

This was awful....just plain awful. Sadly....I liked it. :teddyr:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on May 12, 2012, 12:43:31 PM
     This one stunk all by itself, PLUS the old Jews at the Academy stiffed THE COLOR PURPLE in favor of this; they should give the awards to Speilberg and a bunch of schwartzers?

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c197/Stanzerl/Films/BigOutOfAfrica.jpg)

     PERSONAL NOTE- I haven't watched the Oscars since then.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on May 12, 2012, 01:45:50 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GopQGvwgcoU/T4mdTOtF7qI/AAAAAAABEIg/dl3TOOnz3D0/s1600/210386.1020.A.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEwMTQxNTQ0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDE0MjI3NA@@._V1._SY317_.jpg)
(http://unitedmonkee.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/mac-and-me.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2MzgyNTIzOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzc0Nzg5._V1._SY317_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/King_solomons_mines.jpg)
(http://www.allaboutmovies.com.au/images/pictures/store/B/Babysecretsofthelostlegend1sh.JPG)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Howard_the_Duck_%281986%29.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Doggett on May 12, 2012, 01:57:11 PM
Oh, God, my eyes... MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!! MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!!!

(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/184685.1020.A.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdK5W-S0sW4

Why. Why was this made...

(http://xavyniceday.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/the-blue-lagoon.jpg)

I'm still waiting for the plot to kick in...


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on June 21, 2012, 12:55:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtrYgNut1E

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4e/American_Ninja.jpg/220px-American_Ninja.jpg[)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on June 21, 2012, 02:03:28 PM
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/248259.1020.A.jpg)
(http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/q/2/q2lwjm0v9kxejw0q.jpg)
(http://www.schlockmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/DOP-pos.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Allhallowsday on June 21, 2012, 08:47:36 PM
Nightmare Weekend (1986):
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBseFsnbSU[/url]
Despite what the trailer might suggest, at least a quarter of this movie is so dark that it's impossible to see what is going on.  There is also an awful lot of sex, but none of it looks to be good.  What are the odds of having that many people, who are all that bad at sex, in the same place?  Inflicted this on the wife lately and she's still not forgiven me.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: 

Nobody posted ISHTAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvrBFhatC3I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdQ7Gig770


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Venomx73 on June 21, 2012, 10:20:26 PM
([url]http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/248259.1020.A.jpg[/url])


Imo... best Ninja movie ever. :thumbup:


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 22, 2012, 11:10:19 AM
SPACE MUTINY (1988)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc34qMgHXV4

I had the (mis)fortune to catch this one on late-night TV before MST3K made it famous. For a long time I thought I had dreamed it.


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: voltron on June 24, 2012, 02:17:41 PM
Nightmare Weekend (1986):

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBseFsnbSU[/url]

Despite what the trailer might suggest, at least a quarter of this movie is so dark that it's impossible to see what is going on.  There is also an awful lot of sex, but none of it looks to be good.  What are the odds of having that many people, who are all that bad at sex, in the same place?  Inflicted this on the wife lately and she's still not forgiven me.


I think I name dropped this abomination in another thread. Absolutely HORRIBLE!
Another Tromafied piece of s**t.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMJ26qFTO80

edit: this one looks cool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg_9e_dvHxU


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: retrorussell on June 28, 2012, 05:41:18 PM
Blood Hook was directed by the voice of Gypsy from Mystery Science Theater 3000!


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on July 01, 2012, 08:35:06 AM
([url]http://movie-gazette.com/images/gallery/albums/S//sleepaway-camp-8.jpg[/url])
([url]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJoO0TNggvZk-WGky8pmDQz4jl7IoW74yoT60ME2SxeEZZ6Wk[/url])  
([url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VXNWSr1UpT4/TUJq9UfB_qI/AAAAAAAAHDM/wU2v5iiU1xA/s1600/Sleepaway%2BCamp%2B8.JPG[/url])
([url]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTb0zUASsRNcDveq-c2fz3VrVvYve6-zUt36dxOcQI9XgO5MCyX3w[/url])
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAcitYY4OU[/url]  

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8pi54Br6s[/url]

Don't look if you haven't seen SLEEPAWAY CAMP.  Don't loo-ook...!!!  
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDM6wqUiuM[/url]

After having looked at SLEEPAWAY CAMP, I think I need help.  
But I don't need to get laid.   :smile:


The final scene is creepy! why is she or he justing standing there naked. whith the exsact same creepy exspression growling like a monster. It is creepy cause off how trippy that scene is. Looks like something I may see when I am off my Meds or something. >_<


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on July 01, 2012, 09:49:41 AM
Since I just absolutely have to mention this film, lets get it out of the way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2-F54_q-os

Here's another I never get tired of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ4FlHowFOc

I much prefer this sequel to the original, if only for how silly it ended up being.  One of my favorite Dennis Hopper roles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmSHmr4gJoo

Harry Warden is still one of my favorite slasher badguys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmLv9HpUhJU

HORSEHEAD BOOKENDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WUcW3-fOOs


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 01, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3622/3693019357_c742b35420_z.jpg?zz=1)

My favorite kind of 1980s movie: wall-to-wall nudity, wall-to-wall absurdity. This one should be better known in sleaze circles. "The festivities dedicated to Satan are about to begin!"


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: voltron on July 02, 2012, 07:27:16 PM
I've name dropped this horrendous piece of s**t many times, but I think everyone on this board should see it at least once (and die a little inside).

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/voltron_014/lurkersposter3.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EhlMKDWVI


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 03, 2012, 08:37:41 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Deathstalkerposter.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/Barbarian_queen.jpg/220px-Barbarian_queen.jpg)

DEATHSTALKER and BARBARIAN QUEEN. Personal favorites. Jack understands why...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WwKRWvHK0lA/T4uQUsNtP4I/AAAAAAAABE8/xpQxzJ5ukzU/s1600/barbarian+queen+c.jpg)


Title: Re: POST A BAD '80S FILM! Posters/trailers especially welcome!
Post by: alandhopewell on July 03, 2012, 01:06:03 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Deathstalkerposter.jpg[/url])

([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/Barbarian_queen.jpg/220px-Barbarian_queen.jpg[/url])

DEATHSTALKER and BARBARIAN QUEEN. Personal favorites. Jack understands why...

([url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WwKRWvHK0lA/T4uQUsNtP4I/AAAAAAAABE8/xpQxzJ5ukzU/s1600/barbarian+queen+c.jpg[/url])


     I've never seen BARBARIAN QUEEN, although I used to own the poster, along with this one, which I have seen....

(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Phil/humanexperimentsfront.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZGmLdAWOmg