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Title: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Raffine on May 24, 2012, 04:37:31 PM
 Yep, that's pretty much the story... (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html?ref=weird-news#s=1018957)

 :buggedout: WARNING! GRAPHIC PHOTOS OF COOKED JUNK!!!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: indianasmith on May 24, 2012, 05:31:14 PM
Why does it not surprise me that this story comes out of Japan?


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 24, 2012, 07:24:29 PM
Wow.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Raffine on May 24, 2012, 08:01:34 PM
FUN FACT: Japanese authorities deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.



Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: bob on May 24, 2012, 08:47:33 PM
what thet f**k??????  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Cthulhu on May 25, 2012, 07:42:00 AM
Okay then.
I couldn't help but think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIfcx77y7jg


By the way: is he THAT well paid? The japanese have some really f**ked up work ethics.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: sprite75 on May 25, 2012, 09:29:34 AM
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/whathasbeenseen.jpg)


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: FatFreddysCat on May 25, 2012, 11:15:25 AM
Ummmm... nope. No way I'm clickin' on that link. Nooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy (exit stage left)


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: tracy on May 25, 2012, 12:26:40 PM
My stars and garters....that is truly strange. :buggedout:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Raffine on May 25, 2012, 03:59:25 PM
And one hour later they were hungry again.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Flangepart on May 25, 2012, 05:16:34 PM
Ummmm... nope. No way I'm clickin' on that link. Nooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy (exit stage left)

Wait for me! Curse you japan! (Insert sound of running)


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 25, 2012, 06:10:26 PM
Ummmm... nope. No way I'm clickin' on that link. Nooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy (exit stage left)

Yeah, if you haven't already. Just don't.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: El Misfit on May 25, 2012, 06:21:10 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/290/698/c3e.jpg)
 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: What?!


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: sprite75 on May 25, 2012, 11:44:31 PM
Ummmm... nope. No way I'm clickin' on that link. Nooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy (exit stage left)


Yeah, if you haven't already. Just don't.  :bluesad:


Occasionally, stories on the Internet make me wish the Internet had one of these;

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/EmergencyStop.jpg)


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: tracy on May 26, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
And one hour later they were hungry again.


(http://rangerforum.iphpbb3.com/forum/images/smilies/big_rofl.gif)


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Criswell on May 26, 2012, 05:54:16 PM
I guess the diners had him by the balls.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: AndyC on May 27, 2012, 10:04:44 AM
I really want to read the story, just because this has raised some questions, but I absolutely do not want to see the pictures. Anyone care to repost the text?


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Mofo Rising on May 28, 2012, 05:02:55 AM
AndyC, you can read the article. The actual pictures require a couple click-throughs. I looked at them, because I'm a highway gawker, but you can't really identify anything.

I question the veracity of any article like this. Not to say it isn't true, but it is the internet.

My question is, who are these people who sign up for something like this? I remember seeing a placenta-eating party on one of those HBO "Real Sex" specials. Sure, you can do something like that, but why? The desire to eat human flesh is like playing with your own feces, a universal taboo. If you're tempted to do something like that, let along pay for the privilege, something has gone terribly wrong with your personal psychology. The castrate is clearly out of his mind, but those who choose to participate in his mutilation? Other people are right to be worried about them.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: indianasmith on May 28, 2012, 07:41:50 AM
It's OK, they are Japanese!  Actually a very nice culture, I lived among them for a little over three years, but there is just something a bit . . . bent in their psyche.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: AndyC on May 28, 2012, 02:14:39 PM
Gives new meaning to the term "junkfood."


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 30, 2012, 07:51:47 PM
I watched Doc. recomended by someone here about Japanese soldiers who resorted to cannibalism. "the gernerals naked army marcheson" or something.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Mofo Rising on May 30, 2012, 09:58:06 PM
I watched Doc. recomended by someone here about Japanese soldiers who resorted to cannibalism. "the gernerals naked army marcheson" or something.

I recall recommending that. The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On. I don't think that guy made it out psychologically unscarred.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Doggett on May 31, 2012, 01:35:44 PM
I didnt click and feel a better person for it.

Smug is me.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: indianasmith on May 31, 2012, 01:53:37 PM
Curse you for raising the bar for us all!!! :teddyr:

Sadly, I clicked! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: AndyC on May 31, 2012, 02:26:29 PM
This thread needs more puns.

They sure paid a lot for meat and two veg.

What a eunuch dining experience.

Did he serve cock au vin? Spotted d!ck maybe?


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: Criswell on June 02, 2012, 05:15:15 PM
I know you guys are saying stuff about this guy, but you gotta admit this was a pretty Ballsy thing for him to do.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: AndyC on June 02, 2012, 06:01:09 PM
And the leftovers made a nice sack lunch.


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: kakihara on June 29, 2012, 05:17:41 PM
he committed hari kari! my relatives pronounce it hairy kerry. theyre a little inbred. 


Title: Re: Tokyo Chef Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Post by: zeronx on July 11, 2012, 11:17:22 AM
Why? WHY?????!?!?!. Some people are just truly ill. This is just totally unsettling. It is one thing when people do things in the realm of fantasy, but bringing it to reality just goes against so many things, physical comfort, mental barriers against cannibalism, etc. Leave it to Japan.