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Title: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: trekgeezer on June 22, 2012, 07:10:44 AM
Are you prepared for     http://www.beyondhollywood.com/fdr-american-badass-2012-movie-review/


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: indianasmith on June 22, 2012, 07:50:06 AM
What the heck.  I'm in.
Anything with "Badass" in the title, however, should focus on THEODORE Roosevelt!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Doc Daneeka on June 22, 2012, 05:10:44 PM
When you posted, I immediately thought "Asylum." William H. Harrison: Vampire Hunter? :tongueout:


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: LilCerberus on June 22, 2012, 05:27:11 PM
I can't stop thinking about that infamous exchange between Eleanor Roosevelt & Winston Churchill;
Eleanor - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey!"
Winston - "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

And, what about Andrew Jackson?
Now there's a guy who liked a fight!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 22, 2012, 05:28:18 PM
I am currently rushing out a script called MILLARD FILLMORE VS. THE MUMMY.


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: LilCerberus on June 22, 2012, 05:35:32 PM
Figuratively speaking, Herbert Hoover battled cannibalism in post WW1 Russia. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Venomx73 on June 22, 2012, 08:22:28 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to make George Washington vs. King Ghidorah.  :wink:


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: indianasmith on June 22, 2012, 09:47:21 PM
I can't stop thinking about that infamous exchange between Eleanor Roosevelt & Winston Churchill;
Eleanor - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey!"
Winston - "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

And, what about Andrew Jackson?
Now there's a guy who liked a fight!

Actually, that exchange was between Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor.
But yes, I think Churchill should have his own supernatural monster fighting movie!!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: LilCerberus on June 22, 2012, 10:02:18 PM
I can't stop thinking about that infamous exchange between Eleanor Roosevelt & Winston Churchill;
Eleanor - "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey!"
Winston - "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

And, what about Andrew Jackson?
Now there's a guy who liked a fight!

Actually, that exchange was between Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor.
But yes, I think Churchill should have his own supernatural monster fighting movie!!

Churchill had way more bravado than Roosevelt.

I could imagine Andrew Jackson as a vampire hunting half man, half cyborg, built by Ben Franklin. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: indianasmith on June 22, 2012, 10:11:16 PM
Actually, Jackson was a butt-kicking, Indian fighting, British slaying, duel winning BEAST!!!!! without any Hollywood embellishment at all!
He actually let his opponent fire first in one duel because he was determined to kill the man and didn't want his aim thrown off by a bullet striking him as he fired.  So he quietly stood there and took a bullet to the shoulder, then returned fire and shot his opponent through the heart! (the man had insulted Jackson's wife).


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: JoeTheDestroyer on June 23, 2012, 05:24:00 AM
So there's hope for my script, JFK and the Werewolf Biker Women from Mars?


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: tracy on June 23, 2012, 12:44:30 PM
Soon it will be time for "Grover Cleveland vs. The Undead Muppets".

(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/grover-cleveland.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bBu2etbWtf8/Tk0WIV-zTFI/AAAAAAAAAEg/0OxduxFkmb4/s1600/4384228574_07637dfa68_z.jpg)


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: alandhopewell on June 23, 2012, 12:49:14 PM
     Don't forget the bad guys....

    BILL, THE INHALER!

(http://www.jack-donovan.com/malebranche/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35&g2_serialNumber=2)


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: tracy on June 23, 2012, 12:50:33 PM
    Don't forget the bad guys....

    BILL, THE INHALER!

([url]http://www.jack-donovan.com/malebranche/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35&g2_serialNumber=2[/url])


The Republican's worst nightmare...a Democrat that got elected twice!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CTYuNkFSGLI/Tx_7XENnWkI/AAAAAAAAAsg/ClA6J2qRrkg/s1600/screaming-woman.jpg)


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 23, 2012, 12:51:37 PM
I'm looking forward to seeing Nixon fighting to save the last of humanity from killer robots in a post apocalyptic future. 


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Venomx73 on June 23, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
How about...

Jimmy Carter vs. The Aliens from Planet X  :twirl:

(http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/films/ghidorah-monster%20zero/controller.jpg)


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: AndyC on June 23, 2012, 08:03:57 PM
Chester A. Arthur vs. Crocosaurus.


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: El Misfit on June 23, 2012, 08:24:16 PM
What? No Thomas Jefferson: Zombie Killer? I'm taking this idea to Hollywood!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: JoeTheDestroyer on June 24, 2012, 02:30:14 AM
Or how about Calvin Coolidge Crashes the Pajama Party?


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Venomx73 on June 24, 2012, 09:38:44 AM
Bill Clinton vs. Rodan  :twirl:


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 24, 2012, 10:02:42 AM
Wait!  I got it!

You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event?  (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?)  Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: tracy on June 25, 2012, 12:52:37 PM
Wait!  I got it!

You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event?  (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?)  Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Great idea! Every president could have his chance to get whacked.


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: AndyC on June 26, 2012, 06:19:46 AM
Wait!  I got it!

You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event?  (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?)  Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Great idea! Every president could have his chance to get whacked.

And at the end, George Washington is standing there with a bloody axe, and says "I cannot tell a lie. I did it."


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: trekgeezer on June 26, 2012, 07:55:44 AM
Don't forget the mighty X Presidents.


http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tv-funhouse-xpresidents/1356410


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: indianasmith on June 26, 2012, 10:28:24 AM
And for the Brits, we could have QUEEN ELIZABETH: DRAGONSLAYER!!!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: tracy on June 26, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
Wait!  I got it!

You know those movies where some maniac in a mask is going around chopping up teenagers at some big highschool/college social event?  (Of course you do, you're here, aren't you?)  Well, we do one of those, except replace the "teenagers at school" with United States Presidents!
Great idea! Every president could have his chance to get whacked.

And at the end, George Washington is standing there with a bloody axe, and says "I cannot tell a lie. I did it."

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Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 27, 2012, 05:10:14 PM
And for the Brits, we could have QUEEN ELIZABETH: DRAGONSLAYER!!!

Which one, Indy? Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II?


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: indianasmith on June 27, 2012, 05:23:06 PM
I don't know - the Renaissance Era Elizabeth would be more epic, but there is just something about the idea of seeing the current Queen with her pearls and pillbox hats battling monsters that cracks me up!


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: RCMerchant on June 28, 2012, 05:07:20 PM
Well-the got Ronny Reagan vs quasi hippies....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG5mvupo9Wc

I actually own this tripe on dvd... :bluesad:


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 28, 2012, 05:56:56 PM
I don't know - the Renaissance Era Elizabeth would be more epic, but there is just something about the idea of seeing the current Queen with her pearls and pillbox hats battling monsters that cracks me up!

I think we are thinking alike on this one, Indy. If you want to do a comedy, then get Elizabeth II, but if you want to do something more dramatic, then get Elizabeth I.


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: JaseSF on June 28, 2012, 09:51:29 PM
Pierre Trudeau and the RCMP Save the World! A clone of Trudeau and the RCMP following the destruction of part of the U.S. must save the world from Grey Aliens working with reincarnated Nazis.


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: AndyC on June 29, 2012, 12:00:03 AM
Pierre Trudeau and the RCMP Save the World! A clone of Trudeau and the RCMP following the destruction of part of the U.S. must save the world from Grey Aliens working with reincarnated Nazis.

Joined in their darkest hour by Jean Chretien, whacking aliens with an Inuit sculpture and often just choking them with his bare hands.


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Jim H on July 01, 2012, 04:03:45 AM
Oops. 


Title: Re: Lincoln a Vampire Hunter, but wait another President is getting into the action
Post by: Jim H on July 01, 2012, 04:04:30 AM
(http://www.guerrillageek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Tales-from-the-bully-pulpit.jpg)
Yes, you should read it.