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Title: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: RCMerchant on June 22, 2012, 08:09:10 AM

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-tweets-joys-motherhood-203809073.html
Brightly colored objects amaze Jessica Simpson.
How letters form words amaze her.
2+2=4-AMAZING!
 Seriously-why is the world so fascinated with pretty soul sucking s**t like this?
Yeah-I know-I thrive on old horror films and s**t like that-but that stuff is actually interesting...Jessica Simpson is a not pretty at all-a weird looking Barbie doll-and an air head.
I know lotsa airheads.
But they dont look like her.
I'm an air head! How come I aint famous?
Oh-I aint a millionaire...dam...I fergot....what has Andy Warhol wrought....his 15 minutes has stretched to years...blah.


Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: RCMerchant on June 22, 2012, 08:14:15 AM
Now this-THIS! is amazing!

http://punklace.blogspot.com/2011/12/im-back-and-inspiration-keeping-warm.html

How to dress warm.
I dunno-I always thought Mickey Mouse boots and Carhartts worked well...


Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: Jack on June 22, 2012, 12:13:10 PM
She's always looked like a sexbot manufactured by Acme Corp. to me.  It's like they digitally retouch her publicity photos so much that she looks almost human enough to be creepy, but not quite human enough to be real. 


Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: Raffine on June 22, 2012, 02:34:24 PM
I like how this thread appears on the home page:

JESSICA SIMPSON IS A. . .

Fill in the blank!



Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: alandhopewell on June 23, 2012, 12:51:11 PM

[url]http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-tweets-joys-motherhood-203809073.html[/url]
Brightly colored objects amaze Jessica Simpson.
How letters form words amaze her.
2+2=4-AMAZING!
 Seriously-why is the world so fascinated with pretty soul sucking s**t like this?
Yeah-I know-I thrive on old horror films and s**t like that-but that stuff is actually interesting...Jessica Simpson is a not pretty at all-a weird looking Barbie doll-and an air head.
I know lotsa airheads.
But they dont look like her.
I'm an air head! How come I aint famous?
Oh-I aint a millionaire...dam...I fergot....what has Andy Warhol wrought....his 15 minutes has stretched to years...blah.




     DUDE!


Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 26, 2012, 04:47:52 PM
Her movie Private something is actully pretty good I'm embarassed to say. She can't act at all but the rest of it is kinda fun.


Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: FatFreddysCat on June 26, 2012, 10:39:29 PM
Quote
She's always looked like a sexbot manufactured by Acme Corp.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!

I gotta say though, she looked pretty damn hot as Daisy Duke in that "Dukes of Hazzard" movie... the music video for her cover of "These Boots Were Made For Walkin'" that was included on the DVD was worth the price of the disc all by itself.



Title: Re: JESSICA SIMPSON IS AMAZED!
Post by: Pilgermann on June 27, 2012, 10:19:11 AM
She may not deserve all the attention from the media, but she at least doesn't strike me as your average egomaniacal famous-type.  She's just not particularly interesting.

As a slight tangent, her sister Ashley should've never gotten a nose job.