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Fred Willard busted for allegedly pulling a Pee-Wee Herman at a XXX movie theater 

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Comedic actor Fred Willard was arrested by Hollywood under-cover vice squad officers in an adult movie theater Wednesday night, FOX News confirms.

Willard was charged with lewd conduct during a routine inspection by the officers of the adult movie house called the Tiki Theatre.

The arrested was made at 8:50pm Wednesday night after officers observed Willard engaged in lewd conduct.   

He was transported to the Hollywood LAPD station where he was booked and released...

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/07/19/fred-willard-busted-for-pulling-pee-wee-herman-at-xxx-movie-theater-report-says/?intcmp=features#ixzz216Vqlhig



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Surely, the last sentence of that article must be someone's bad idea of a joke...

"According to TMZ, Willard is also 'rumored' to be in pre-production for a movie entitled 'The Yank.'"

I don't think it was that bad off a joke. Eventually it started to rub off on me.

Man, that's whacked!

Cum on guys, sex jokes aren't funny!

He was charged with lewd conduct. Does that mean he wasn't doing the same thing Pee Wee did to get indecent exposure, or just that he was more discreet about it?

Seems a little unfair to Willard that the public is told where he was and what he was charged with, and parallels to Paul Reubens are drawn, but we aren't told what exactly he's been accused of doing. We're led to the conclusion that he was whacking his weasel in the movie theatre, but we aren't actually given that information.

Of course, I've never understood why people go to a theatre to watch a dirty movie anyway. To me, the whole point of porno is to facilitate some sort of activity, whether alone or with a partner. Watching it in a public venue seems like torture to me.

They did say he was "pulling a Pee Wee."  Was Reubens in the theater with him?  Or was it someone else's Pee Wee? :bouncegiggle:

Willard is 72 years old?

Bless 'em!

I know. He's 72 and still doing that? Would it be wrong to feel even a little bit happy for him?

I didn't know XXX movie theaters were still around

This reminds me of a story about Winston Churchill.

To relieve the stress of the war, the PM would occasionally read interesting news stories from the London Times out loud to his staff.  He had just finished reading about an elderly gentleman, 72 years old, who had been arrested in one of London's parks for exposing himself to young girls in subzero weather.  Churchill took a long puff on his cigar and said:  "Over seventy and below zero!! Makes you proud to be an Englishman!!"

agreed. what we really need to know is

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Gives new meaning to "For Your Consideration"....

I found that to be quite a surprise, too.

Probally just around for old people that can't figure out the Internet.

Just another example of why it is so important to teach senior citizens how to use the internet.

In this age of abundance, it's easy to forget that that one scrambled channel on cable where a bare breast would occasionally unscramble itself is, in most part, no longer in existence.

It's progress, I guess, but we always forget the people it hurts the most.

I always get Fred Ward and Fred Willard mixed up so my first reaction on seeing this was "Oh, no Remo, no!"  :buggedout: :teddyr:

I would imagine that Mr Willard would get the shaft and that he would be in for a stiff fine, when his court date eventually cums around. I will now go outside and erect a billboard in his honour, run it up the pole and see who salutes.  :twirl: :tongueout: :teddyr:

 :buggedout: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Indecent exposure and now an animal abuser too?  :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:

No, whacking his weasel. You know, flogging his dolphin, jerkin' his gherkin, pounding his pudding, beating his meat, slamming his hammer, polishing his sword, giving Hairy the Heimlich, rolling his dice, making the worm throw up, just combing his hair, whacking his tack, yanking his chain, mastering his studies.

Ummm...... more clarity is needed, please.  :wink: :wink:

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

Victimless crime?  What if someone slips?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

True, or he could hit an innocent bystander.

Eh, I see it as job security for the janitor.

I was reading an article about the NRA just now, and now the phrase "Pry it from my cold, dead hands" really is stuck in my head.