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Title: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: sprite75 on August 04, 2012, 10:15:33 PM (http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/britians-queen-elizabeth-670.jpg) Where are all the dancing young men at? We were promised that a bunch of naked young men would be cavorting about waving their naughty bits in the royal countenance. We are not amused! Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: tracy on August 06, 2012, 01:12:14 PM I have to sit here and enjoy all this frivolity while my Exlax starts to work.
Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2012, 06:00:34 PM "Right. After all this, I'd better have another jump with 007, or it's off with their heads!"
Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: sprite75 on August 06, 2012, 10:48:47 PM (http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/britians-queen-elizabeth-670.jpg) I'm an old lady! I hate everyone and everything except Matlock! And these dumbass ceremonies are causing me to miss my Matlock marathon! Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: indianasmith on August 06, 2012, 10:59:54 PM I do NOT recall giving Prince Harry permission to be a spotter for the Russian Women's Gymnastic team!!
Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: retrorussell on August 06, 2012, 11:29:36 PM Wherrrrre's the beef?!
Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: Hammock Rider on August 08, 2012, 10:50:17 AM Oh Dear, someone call the Royal Diaperer!
Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: Mr. DS on August 09, 2012, 11:00:16 AM "Sigh...all this money spent on this stupid ceremony could have bought me an addition to the castle..."
Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: sprite75 on August 22, 2012, 06:02:54 AM (http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/britians-queen-elizabeth-670.jpg) Harry was photographed where? In his birthday suit? Doing what? Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: Hammock Rider on August 23, 2012, 11:26:08 AM (http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/britians-queen-elizabeth-670.jpg)
Queen: Internal monologue Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk Aw sh!t, Wu-Tang Clan spark the wicks an' However, I master the trick just like Nixon Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era Hardrocks is locked the f@ck up, or found shot P.L.O. style, hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous I blow sparks like Waco, Texas Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus Bring da mother, Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: Trevor on August 28, 2012, 03:51:15 AM ([url]http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/britians-queen-elizabeth-670.jpg[/url]) "That [expletive deleted] helicopter mussed up one's hair." :teddyr: Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: tommex84 on September 16, 2012, 01:30:26 AM Announcer: OK everybody, let's sing for our dear queen mother.
Queen: Hurry up! I can feel all those tacos working and I'm not wearing any diapers today! Announcer: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Queen: Ooh s**t! Announcer: 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. Queen: Oops, too late. Title: Re: Where are all the dancing young men... Post by: fulci420 on October 10, 2012, 12:38:40 AM The Queen-You don't what to mess with a lady that's neck looks like the predator's teeth!
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