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I've only just registered on this forum so I don't mean to just barge in with suggestions, but I was wondering if there was any chance of making a list of this forum's favourite bad films (or if one has been made in the past)? Good lists of 'bad' films are hard to find and I think the members of this forum could collectively make a decent list. Maybe just something to think about, I think it would be fun :smile:

There are SO many . . . .

but here are a few of mine:

NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
THE COWBOY KILLER
THE LOST EMPIRE
ZARDOZ
BRIDE OF THE MONSTER

and my LEAST favorite recent bad movie, the Will Ferrell crapfest
LAND OF THE LOST

here's my list just in terms of pure laughs per minute. Some b movies I appreciate for their ambition or their plot but my favorites are the ones that are outright hilarious. These are some of my favs.
-Troll 2
-Birdemic
-Death Wish 3
-The Room
-Drive Angry 3d
-Leprechaun in the Hood
-Over The Top
-Ghoulies 3-Ghoulies Go To College (I lost my goddam vhs of this and its not even on dvd!)
-Bucket of Blood
-Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys
I will add more as i think of them

The immortal Gymkata, hands down.

I think I'm also the only person who'll admit that I saw this in a cinema when it was first released.  :smile:

Troll 2
Leonard Part 6
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Manos: The Hands of Fate (if your a looking for Punishment :smile:)
Pocket Ninjas
The Creeping Terror
Robot Monster
Birdemic
Bride of the Monster
The Brain from Planet Arous
Reptillicus
*Creature From The Haunted Sea
*Little Shop of Horrors (1961)
*The Giant Claw
*20 Million Miles To Earth
*Evil Dead 2
*Army of Darkness
*Attack of The Killer Tomatoes


*Editted since I needed to run out the door for Driving Test.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror, The Room, Troll 2, Bad Taste, Hobgoblins, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Godzilla’s Revenge, Manos: The Hands of Fate, The Creeping Terror, Glen or Glenda and  Robot Monster for me personally.

And welcome to the forum.  :cheers:

agreed.

plus SAMURAI COP, and Godfrey Ho's ULTIMATE NINJA

these 3 are standing out for me right now as the ultimate trio of movie badness.

I have a go-to list of crappy movies that are good to play at a movie night/party for group laughs.

American Astronaut
The Forbidden Zone
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Braindead/Dead Alive
Class of Nuke Em High
Buckaroo Banzai
The Room [best done at a cinema though with a heap of people]


They're not so terrible that they'll melt peoples brains [though Forbidden Zone gets close there] but are enjoyable for the novice b-movie fan to casually get into.

I really do need to see Troll 2 and Birdemic though.

The Giant Claw
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Maniac (1934)
Robot Monster
The Beast of Yucca Flats
The Giant Gila Monster
Atom Age Vampire
Creature From the Haunted Sea
The Monster Maker
Horrors of Spider Island

Top 10 BAD movies-
T0p ten,baby-
1.BRIDE OF THE MONSTER-Lugosi and Tor Kidnap a girl to make a race of giant supermen....Bela wrestles a rubber ocotpus. Yup-coolest movie EVER.
2.BLOOD FREAK-An Elvis wannabe smokes pot and turns into a turkey.No-really.
3.PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE-Sweet Jesus-just watch it-without drugs.Do it on drugs...you might od.
4.ROBOT MONSTER-See above.A gorrila with a space helmut and a Lawrence Welk bubble machine takes over the world. If 2012 in December happens like this....you got to worry.
5.NINJA TERMINATOR-Indescribable. Insane kung fu madness...and Garfield and a plastic robot.
6.HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND-Big boob girls vs a cheezy monster and a goofy spider.
6.The BRAIN THAT WOULDNT DIE--A nut job mad doctor ends up accidently decapitating his girlfreind-so he keeps her gourd alive in a lasagna pan and she makes buddy with a f**ked in the head monster. Yeah-and she's a real b***h too.
8.MANOS-THE HANDS OF FATE-Torgo and the Master do....well...I dunno.
9.DESTROY ALL MONSTERS-Godzilla,Rodan,Ghidrah,and an ass load of rubber monsters f**k up planet earth. Best giant monster movie EVER.
10.MANIAC-Lets put it this way...a nut eats a cats eyeball-"Not unlike a grape". Girls fight with hypodermic needles-and "FIRE IN MY BRAIN!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfa9XetyzIE
Yeh-thats what Im talking about,baby.  :thumbup:
THAT is why I LOVE BAD movies!  :smile:

Oh-and these are only MY top ten-All the maniacs on this board can recommend much crazier s**t.
Try Andy Milligan-or the heartbreaker-this separates the men from the boys-
SEXETTE,WILD WOMEN OF WONGO,MESA OF LOST WOMEN,oh my god...its all so sad....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGspm80jaZg

Yeah-kinda melodranatic-
BUT ITS ALL TRUE!  :buggedout:
 :drink: :wink:

11.SEXETTE....dig THIS,Daddy O...Sweet Jebus onna cross-I wanted to gouge out my eyes and stick a pencil in my ear when I first became aware that humans-actual PEOPLE-not nazis or lizard aliens-construted this!
SWEET JEBUS?!? WHY?!?  :bluesad:
 Yeah- said 10...but I lied-i meant twenty-maybe I'll turn into 50...I duno....
12.DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN-Afro Drac vs rotton pumpkin face Frankenstein monster.
13.GLEN OR GLENDA?-Who the f**k knows? By the end of the movie-we all question our sanity.
14.ORGY OF THE DEAD-Ed Wood scripted-strippers in a grave yard and Criswell...monsters to pity...monsters to be despised.Girls are pretty-the werewolf and mummy think so.What the f**k was going on with Ed Wood? Was he totally off his rocker?
15.ASTRO ZOMBIES-A good reason to answer the question-"Why did you kick the s**t out of your TV?"
16.GURU THE MAD MONK-No-NO-NO-NOOOO. Gawd help me.
17.BLACKENSTEIN-AHHH. So bad it gives me a Bad Movie orgasm.
18.PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH-Actually this is a good film.REALLY .
HAHAHA! I LIE! This is the worst piece of s**t EVER!!!!
19.TROLL 2-Better than TROLL 1.No it aint.Yes it is...I dunno--its a f**ked paste up s**t fest.And I love it.
20.Any Ed Wood,Andy Milligan,Godfry Ho,Larry Buchanan,Jerry Warren,Ron Ormand movie you can see...watch em all-change your life,baby.
I love BAD movies. They make me Laugh.They make me cry.
Dammit-they're just plain FUN.
And thats what its all about,man.  :drink:

Have FUN!
Because-well-its the future,baby-and....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn2JISG3ZBE&feature=autoplay&list=PL8BB89EF52A75139B&playnext=3
....and that about somes it up...maybe...or not. :wink:

BAD is defined many different ways.  Here are 10, in no real order, at least most of which I own and are favorites of mine.  All of the films I'll list definitely meet some criteria of BAD, yet are all VERY GOOD if not GREAT!!!  Like BELA, I'll be picking 10 different ones!  Oo-oo!  My turn:  
 1. RUSS MEYER's FASTER, p***yCAT!  KILL! KILL!   (1965)   Here's the WHOLE MOVIE - hurry!  Watch it!  The Queen of Bad Movies... It'll probably disappear soon:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaZFUVFBgQ

 2. CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962)  A great film that's pretty bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkTz0EvfEiY

 3. STRAIT-JACKET (1964)  Fabulously BAD!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4G7jwVJRnc

 4. NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)  Full movie.  This film went there first.  It's important and great.  It's also pretty bad:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeFRPBW07SA  

 5. EQUINOX (1970)  Full movie again!!!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlCpF877ZcM  

 6. GLEN OR GLENDA (1953)  Hilarious and dreadful:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e77IcElAGLQ
Here is Part one, of seven all available on YouTube:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuYp0m7BFfc  

 7. COFFY (1973)  JUST GREAT!!! BLAXPLOITATIVE and BAD... ass!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jVAIitIP-4  
 
 8. REEFER MADNESS (1936)  Full movie again.  Cool.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUTWsIp9QE

 9. METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED-SYN (in 3D... 1983)  Okay, it's sh!t, but a big steamin' pile that never bores (I have fond memories of this crapola):  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DVWYYKK8mA

10. THE HONEYMOON KILLERS (1970)  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmCPBnLwsZQ

Great :thumbup: ,Hallows-!  :thumbup:

Some that I go back to time and time again:

Space Mutiny
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) - the one with Greg Evigan and Dedee Pfeiffer
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Chopping Mall
The Crypt (2009)
Spiders
Leprechaun 4
LEXX - I Worship His Shadow
Shapeshifter
The Stay Awake
Venom
Sorority House massacre 2
Slumber Party Massacre
Creatures From the Abyss
Curse of the Komodo
Dracula 3000
Friday the 13th Part 2
Ghosts of Mars
House of the Dead 2
Insecticidal
Jason X

if you think that one's bad you need to check out ULTIMATE NINJA. even 'worse' (imo)  :teddyr:

I love both these films. kind of get the impression they are both aware of their own badness, and even play up to it?  as All Hallows said there are many criteria for 'bad', I suppose...

- RIP Tura Satana.. her passing seemed to go under the radar somewhat.  

Here's another. I tried to stay away from "self-aware" bad movies, but I did throw in a couple of borderline cases. In no particular order!

*The Brain that Wouldn’t Die (1962) Sleaze and purple prose! "Like all quantities, horror has it's ultimate... and I am that."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfmyKMzfAo8

*Fantasy Mission Force (1982) Crazy kung fu comedy with a haunted house, musical numbers, and Jackie Chan fighting a chicken. You'll have no idea what's going on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xAUmMx0lKk

*Faster p***ycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) This is the existential epic about castrating Amazon love-godesses with giant hooters Russ Meyer was born to make.

*Glen or Glenda? (1953) Simply unbelievable. The devil dream sequence is the strangest thing you'll ever see.

*Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) The funniest bad movie, a hands down favorite.

*Blood Feast (1963)  The first gore movie is just flat-out terrible. No one in the cast can act a lick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpZzSse76o

*Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965) Doris Wishman was a "special" talent. I think this is one, about a "bad girl" on the run in New York city featuring lots of inexplicable shots of feet and furniture, is her "best" film.

Andrew's Review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/badgirlshell/)

*Blood Freak (1972) Pro-Jesus, anti-drug gore movie about a guy who eats a drugged turkey and turns into a turkey-headed monster. The narrator has an on-camera coughing fit from smoking too much. Jaw-dropping.

Andrew's review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/)

*Gymkata (1985) Mixing gymnastics and karate, how could that possibly go wrong? Watch and see!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog

*Maniac (1934) Eyeball eating! Syringe catfights! 1930s boobies! Cat lovers beware!

^ That was such a lucky coincidence - him being a world class gymnast, and there just happening to be a pommel horse in the middle of the street!   :bouncegiggle:

Welcome to the boards!  :cheers:

Some of my favorites:

BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
DANGER: DIABOLICK
BUCKET OF BLOOD
SPACE MUTINY
THE ROOM
TEENAGERS FROM SPACE
TNT JACKSON
POOTIE TANG
IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE

Teenagers From Outer Space is a bad movie must. Why not add Killers From Space to this list as well?

Absolutely!Teenagers From Outer Space
Killers From Space
Prince of Space......Am I the only one seeing a trend here? :wink:

just watched this on youtube. some great bad dialogue in there

"My body may be Asian, but my mind is Western. That's why everyone calls me Joe."

can't beat a bit of topless martial arts either. nice suggestion  :thumbup:

Let's not forget that Gamera classic - Attack of the Monsters (1969) (AKA: Gamera vs. Guiron).

It's another one you can find the full movie on Youtube.

Samurai Cop
Strike Commando
Rumpelstiltskin
Leprechaun 4
Troll 2
Deadly Prey
Blades
Rambu The Intruder
Elves
The Stabilizer

Maniac Cop
Blood Sucking Freaks
Killjoy
Eat and Run
Leprechaun in Las Vegas
Pin
The Offerings
The Violent Years
Erics Revenge
Don't Panic
Slugs
Rats
Rumpelstiltskin
Skinned Deep
Camp Blood

More to come...

 :teddyr:  Thanks!


I should add:

CARNOSAUR
SLEEPAWAY CAMP
TROLL 2
THE STUFF (that one's pretty tongue-in-cheek, but still...)

I was just about to add HOSPITAL MASSACRE (aka "X-RAY") as my 'whole movie on youtube' contribution but it appears to have been taken off  :thumbdown:

never released on DVD and the VHS is crazy expensive, if it appears on YT again I'll post it up.

Two I never get tired of are:

"Star Crash" (1979)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzfuNSpP0RA

and "Monster From A Prehistoric Planet," aka "Daikoju Gappa" (1967)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyU7s65R_c

Glad to have you here. :wink:
Some of my favorites are:

1.Plan 9 From Outer Space
2.White Commanche
3.The Brain That Wouldn't Die
4.Bloody Pit of Horror
5.Blood of Dracula's Castle
6.Jesse James vs. Dracula's Daughter
7. The Creeping Terror
8.The Norseman
9.Zardox

I loves me some bad movies.
NIGHTMARE CITY
PIECES
CHALLENGE OF THE TIGER
BOWANGA, BOWANGA, THE WHITE SIRENS OF AFRICA
WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS
THE GIANT CLAW
TRUCK TURNER
THE NINJA STRIKES BACK
MAD FOXES
THE INDESTRUCTABLE MAN

 I need to see more bad movies.
My favourites:
The Room
Nightmare on Elm Street II
Hellraiser III
Maniac cop
Scanners
Robocop III
Space Mutiny

I've seen many and more bad movies, such as Red Zone Cuba and The bounty huntress,
but I can't say I enjoyed those. I'm also aware some of the movies on my list might not be considered bad, strictly speaking, but they're certainly not revered as pinnacles of cinema, either.

what's hapened to the OP? perhaps our taste in movies is so bad we scared him off  :bouncegiggle:


SCANNERS is very revered in sci-fi/horror circles, I would've said? maybe I need to watch it again, it's been years since i saw it

Robocop III....wow,now there's a bad movie. I loved the 1st one,liked the 2nd but the 3rd...eesh! :teddyr:

God, there is some great stuff here, have got my credit card on standby


In no order and i could go on and on,


Vixen - the angry women and communist subplot

The Room - Johnys a great guy

Destroy All Monsters - But they all live together and get along, why destroy them

Hard Ticket to Hawaii - that skateboarding blow up doll plan

Manos: Hands of Fate - The master will be pleased

Gymkata - The lengths they went to, just to insert gymnastics into fight scenes

Birdemic - worlds most naive director

Troll2 - Italians just dont get America

Blood Freak - Best anti drug movie ever

Mystics of Bali - If u r a german tourist, don't go to Bali