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Title: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: indianasmith on October 10, 2012, 09:09:46 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysThirdAlbum/4Oct12SulphurTrip016.jpg)

THEN I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: sprite75 on October 10, 2012, 09:22:19 PM
A desert course shall precede and follow each meal, including breakfast!


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: Jack on October 11, 2012, 09:27:14 AM
The snack bar closed three hours ago but this gentleman keeps refusing to leave.


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: tracy on October 12, 2012, 01:30:41 PM
The fiendish Banana Split Bandit has been terrorizing towns all over Texas,taking and devouring innocent folks desserts. Do not try to apprehend him for he is considered armed and hungry.


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: retrorussell on October 13, 2012, 01:43:52 AM
They all laughed at me.. ridiculed me.. mocked me.. well, I'll make them pay!  I'll SCOOP those poor bastards to death!  Wah hah hah!!!


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: AndyC on October 15, 2012, 10:59:48 PM
Speak softly and carry a big scoop.


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: El Misfit on October 17, 2012, 11:26:29 PM
Indy's attempt to scare kids. Results: Bricks has been shat.


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: Mr. DS on October 26, 2012, 07:17:29 AM
"I originally wanted one the size of the ones behind the counter but I decided I'd better watch my diet."


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: Andrew on October 26, 2012, 07:19:29 AM
You have a really big eat-in kitchen.


Title: Re: First, I eat dessert . . .
Post by: Flangepart on October 26, 2012, 08:32:54 AM
"And now folks, the man who made dissert truly...E-VIL!..."