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Title: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: Flangepart on December 05, 2012, 06:33:19 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120927/640/star_wars_in_real_life_640_13.jpg)

"You know...this planet is not big enough for my...ambition.


Title: Re: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: retrorussell on December 05, 2012, 07:05:48 PM
Unbeknownst to his underlings, Emperor Palpatine constantly got gas, and got his body lubed and washed daily.


Title: Re: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: sprite75 on December 05, 2012, 10:16:16 PM
Shortly after this photo was taken, Darth Vader visited the station, and found the lack of premium fuel to be disturbing.


Title: Re: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: LilCerberus on December 05, 2012, 10:49:53 PM
I just KNEW that guy was named after some kind of hair product!


Title: Re: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: AndyC on December 05, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
You could always count on him to jump-start your dead battery in a jiffy.


Title: Re: All Empires start somewhere...
Post by: Flangepart on December 06, 2012, 01:55:33 PM
([url]http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120927/640/star_wars_in_real_life_640_13.jpg[/url])

Palpatine's early years go off to a slow start, thanks to his first two assistants, Darth larry and Darth Joe.


Title: Re: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: Chainsaw midget on December 06, 2012, 11:22:07 PM
Just to clarify, Palpatine isn't any of the three guys up front.  He's the one in back with the skirt. 


Title: Re: All Empires star somewhere...
Post by: AndyC on December 07, 2012, 12:28:36 AM
"And now, witness the power of this fully operational service station!"