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Title: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Trevor on December 10, 2012, 06:05:57 AM
Anthony Michael Hall in Johnny Be Good: [wincing in agony] "I broke my d**k, Coach."  :buggedout:


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Doc Daneeka on December 10, 2012, 01:37:06 PM
Halloween Resurrection:

"Lookin' a little crispy over there Mikey... like some chicken-fried motherf*cker!"

"Michael Myers is not a sound bite, a spin-off, a tie-in, some celebrity scandal... Michael Myers is a KILLER SHARK in baggy-ass overalls who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he comes across."


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: tracy on December 10, 2012, 02:05:51 PM
*prepared for objections*

"Here's lookin' at you,kid" from Casablanca.

I'm sorry but that seems so unromantic and meaningless to me....always hated it.


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: fulci420 on December 10, 2012, 02:19:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg
Ryan O Neil responds to a letter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OiD6IlBmtk
A boy learns a lesson about hospitality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
A gentleman romances a lady.


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Pacman000 on December 10, 2012, 06:01:29 PM
"That's no moon; it's a space station."


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: zombie no.one on December 10, 2012, 10:55:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9sQ98s9AE


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: ChaosTheory on December 11, 2012, 12:15:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj_BjUZiNKs

Whedon can blame Halle Berry & the editors all he wants; nothing could have made that line sound not stupid.


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 11, 2012, 02:04:33 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJnxlXepsY


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Pacman000 on December 12, 2012, 11:36:12 AM
"Look sir, droids!"


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: voltron on December 12, 2012, 03:44:47 PM
The infamous Vanilla Ice quote....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yaam0p_BA


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on December 12, 2012, 05:38:04 PM

"The good news is, your dates have arrived..the bad news is they're dead"
Line from Night of The Creeps.

"She's not a hooker; she went to Ohio State"
Woman to her husband in Crimes Of Passion.

And our good old friend Batman in the 1966 movie:
"Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb!"


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: zombie no.one on December 12, 2012, 07:28:04 PM
“Signal blocked? What the hell’s that mean?”

“It means somebody blocked the signal.”

- STEEL TRAP


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: WingedSerpent on December 12, 2012, 09:52:32 PM
I suppose it depends on how you are defining worst.  I'll admit that some of the mentioned ones are pretty bad, but also are from low quality movies to begin with.  If I'm going to call a line really bad, it needs to come from a movie with some real quality or damages something about a character or the plot.  Which is why I'm posting this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRaooooyds

First off, its a pretty stupid line.  Banner almost never acts angry, or even slightly bothered. Secondly, its a pretty groan inducing line. Third, the scene seems to imply that Banner has way more control over the Hulk then he should have.  I've heard explanation, like there are two Hulk personalities (something from comics) and others, but none really sit right with me.   


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: akiratubo on December 12, 2012, 11:28:36 PM
"All those people chose the side of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!"
-The Dark Knight


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Trevor on December 13, 2012, 01:06:52 AM
“Signal blocked? What the hell’s that mean?”

“It means somebody blocked the signal.”

- STEEL TRAP

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: ChaosTheory on December 13, 2012, 01:05:53 PM

"The good news is, your dates have arrived..the bad news is they're dead"
Line from Night of The Creeps.


I kind of like that one.

I suppose it depends on how you are defining worst.  I'll admit that some of the mentioned ones are pretty bad, but also are from low quality movies to begin with.  If I'm going to call a line really bad, it needs to come from a movie with some real quality or damages something about a character or the plot.  Which is why I'm posting this.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRaooooyds[/url]

First off, its a pretty stupid line.  Banner almost never acts angry, or even slightly bothered. Secondly, its a pretty groan inducing line. Third, the scene seems to imply that Banner has way more control over the Hulk then he should have.  I've heard explanation, like there are two Hulk personalities (something from comics) and others, but none really sit right with me.   


The implication, I think, is that if his anger is always just below the surface he's always working with it? I agree it really doesn't make sense, and also doesn't gel with the way Banner's been portrayed so far in the movie.   Which is a shame, because he's by far the most compelling character. 




Let's not forget this little sliver of awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BhdNMmwgQ


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 01:00:35 AM
Moike Pipperr: "Whuzat there mark doing on yer shoulder there?"  :wink:


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: Jack on December 14, 2012, 09:03:34 AM
I think it's in Revenge of the Sith, when Annakin and Obi Wan are pursuing some shape-shifting alien who tried to assassinate Padmé.  They chase this person into a bar and Obi Wan gets Annakin's attention, acting as if he's going to tell him something very important;  a bit of insight perhaps, gained from his years of experience?  He says:  "Be careful."   :lookingup:  That just struck me as one of the most pitiful lines I've ever heard.


Title: Re: In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?
Post by: molokai cargo on December 14, 2012, 10:43:45 AM
I think it's in Revenge of the Sith, when Annakin and Obi Wan are pursuing some shape-shifting alien who tried to assassinate Padmé.  They chase this person into a bar and Obi Wan gets Annakin's attention, acting as if he's going to tell him something very important;  a bit of insight perhaps, gained from his years of experience?  He says:  "Be careful."   :lookingup:  That just struck me as one of the most pitiful lines I've ever heard.

Also said something like, This is Jedi Business, go back to what you r doing, which the line was bad and also made him look like an idiot.

My worst line ever though is from Roller Blade where father says
"Don't cry son, tears will cause thy wheels to rust"