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Title: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: AndyC on December 13, 2012, 01:15:52 PM
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1301429--murder-plot-to-kill-castrate-justin-bieber-police (http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1301429--murder-plot-to-kill-castrate-justin-bieber-police)

Seems like a bad deal to me, a bounty on Justin Bieber's testicles. I should think any self-respecting assassin would want better odds of getting paid.


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: FatFreddysCat on December 13, 2012, 02:32:14 PM
My 10 year old son makes a near daily habit out of making fun of his cousin (my niece) for her long standing crush on Justin Bieber. So when he heard about this on the radio this morning when his alarm clock went off, he came running into my room to tell me all about it. Unfortunately, he'd misunderstood the report and thought that JB had actually been murdered. He was shouting "DAD! Somebody killed Justin Bieber!" -- half asleep, I sez "Whaaaaaa?" and put the TV on, expecting it to be all over the news. It wasn't till a few minutes later that a report came on about it and I had to tell him he was mistaken, it was just some random nut job who'd been planning to kill JB. He said "Ohhhh, OK. Megan (his cousin) will be glad to hear he's OK."

I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: The Gravekeeper on December 13, 2012, 08:29:02 PM
Sheesh. I know a lot of people aren't fans, but c'mon.


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 02:56:08 AM
I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:

So I take it that this story wasn't a lot of balls, then?  :wink:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 02:56:53 AM
I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:

So I take it that this story wasn't a lot of balls, then?  :wink:

Or perhaps just another cock and bull story?  :wink:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 02:57:58 AM
I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:

So I take it that this story wasn't a lot of balls, then?  :wink:

Or perhaps just another cock and bull story?  :wink:

Or this event was the NADir of all stories so far? :tongueout:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 02:59:47 AM
I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:

So I take it that this story wasn't a lot of balls, then?  :wink:

Or perhaps just another cock and bull story?  :wink:

Or this event was the NADir of all stories so far?

The guy behind this attempt must really have had a pair of cojones to pull this off, not so  :wink:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 03:01:15 AM
I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:

So I take it that this story wasn't a lot of balls, then?  :wink:

Or perhaps just another cock and bull story?  :wink:

Or this event was the NADir of all stories so far?

The guy behind this attempt must really have had a pair of cojones to pull this off, not so  :wink:

Or maybe the story was a lot of bollocks?  :wink:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2012, 03:02:22 AM
I also had to explain to him what "castration" was, to which he responded "Ewwwww."  :teddyr:

So I take it that this story wasn't a lot of balls, then?  :wink:

Or perhaps just another cock and bull story?  :wink:

Or this event was the NADir of all stories so far?

The guy behind this attempt must really have had a pair of cojones to pull this off, not so  :wink:

Or maybe the story was a lot of bollocks?  :wink:

Or it could be that this guy is nuts......oh, shut up, Trevor!  :wink:


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: zombie no.one on December 14, 2012, 09:16:03 AM


Or this event was the NADir of all stories so far? :tongueout:
I like that one lol


Title: Re: Justin Bieber Murder Plot Foiled
Post by: tracy on December 14, 2012, 04:24:47 PM
A 45 year old man obsessed with Justin Bieber? That's just sickening! What gets into these fans heads? "I adore you....I must kill you"....? I don't care for Bieber but this is nuts.