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Title: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: Flangepart on January 02, 2013, 09:18:33 AM
(http://www.izismile.com/img/img3/20100831/640/star_wars_photos_640_20.jpg)

"Trust me , Gerrek, this film will make us ALL household names."


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: tracy on January 02, 2013, 01:12:30 PM
Look....I said I'd get you a part in this film....I never promised you'd last.


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: El Misfit on January 06, 2013, 05:04:10 PM
"....that isn't yellow Gatorade."


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: retrorussell on January 08, 2013, 12:11:04 AM
Hey Luke.. check out this cool duck noisemaker!  QUA-WAAAAK!

Luke: Um.. that's nice, dude. (saunters slowly away while Gerrick is preoccupied)


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: Mr. DS on January 08, 2013, 06:49:08 AM
"This blue s**t is good Luke, whats in it?"

"Smurf sperm..."

"........"


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: FatFreddysCat on January 08, 2013, 04:09:09 PM
"They can't possibly cut me out of the film. I'm already in the Marvel Comics adaptation and the paperback novel. I look forward to Biggs Darklighter becoming a major playa in future Star Wars films."


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: TheDope on January 09, 2013, 10:31:17 PM

(http://www.izismile.com/img/img3/20100831/640/star_wars_photos_640_20.jpg)

BIGGS - "Now, after this scene, you and I go looking for that R2 unit,
then we go to Mos Eisley later and hire Han Solo after that, right?"

LUKE - "Yyyyyeah... you haven't spoken with George today, have you?"

BIGGS - "What?..."

LUKE - "He saw what you wrote about him inside the porta-potty."

BIGGS - "Damn."


Title: Re: Snip, snip and yer outta the film.
Post by: sprite75 on January 10, 2013, 07:25:13 AM
Garrick: Where did you score this scotch, Mark?
Mark: Alec gave me some in exchange for giving him....uh....it's a secret....oops, I said too much already.