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Title: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 09, 2013, 08:11:17 PM
Here's my 13 Favorite Jason Kills, in no particular order (and part #). What's your favorite 13?

Harpoon to Nutsack (4)
Sleeping Bag (7)
Wheelchair (2)
Rave Massacre (11)
Handstand (3)
Punch through the back (6)
Cyro-Face kill (10)
RV faceplant (6)
Axe to the Face (7)
Boxing (8)
Bathtub Face Smash (4) Marine/Cronenburg Slaughter (10)
Weed Wacker (7)
Triple Beheading (6)


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: retrorussell on January 09, 2013, 10:16:23 PM
I like this thread.  Maybe we can have threads for Freddy/Michael/Saw/etc.

My 13, in no particular order:

1. Spear gun through the eye (3)
2. Triple decap (6)
3. Repeated stabbings/folded bed (F vs. J)
4. Rave massacre (F vs. J)
5. Throat slit on hanging guy (graphic!) (2)
6. Wheelchair (2)
7. Sleeping bag (7)
8. De-hearting Horshack (6)
9. Slow neck snapping (X)
10. Multi-kills (including a spear through David Cronenberg!) (X)
11. Frozen face (X)
12. Knocking block off (8)
13. Throat sawing/neck snapping (4)


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 10, 2013, 09:56:57 AM
Great suggestion on lists for the other slasher masters!

I almost forgot about the Cronenburg/marine slaughter - damn I almost wanna edit my list (but there are so many good kills to choose from). I always liked that scene. Great descriptions of the kill scenes. I think I like "De-hearting Horshack" better than "Punch through the back" -god I love that scene too.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: zombie no.one on January 10, 2013, 02:59:33 PM
Rave Massacre (11)
I'm intrigued... any YT clips about?  :smile:


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 10, 2013, 03:30:27 PM
Ask and you shall receive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tyx1z31xo


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: zombie no.one on January 10, 2013, 04:14:41 PM
+ karma

was hoping it meant 'rave' as  in live drum&bass event, lol. I guess 'rave' there meant "random social gathering"


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 10, 2013, 07:17:48 PM
Thanks!

Yeah that's how we rave it in some parts of Ohio (in a corn field) lol. There was a scene a bit before this where they show teens actually raving.

I love how the American Pie knock off calls Jason a corn poke, while poking him...in a corn field. Haha!


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 10, 2013, 07:43:28 PM
Ok, 10 of your favorite Friday the 13th douches:

Melissa (7): humiliates Final Girl and teases the boys -axed in the head & thrown over a TV.
Tamara (8): manipulator and attempts to murder Final Girl by knocking her in the water.
Ted (2): prankster and drunk -somehow ends up living!
Junior Hubbard (5): the hillbilly son who starts s**t with Tommy and gets beat for it.
Ted(dy Bear) (4): rags on McFly, strikes out with the girls, and goes crazy for vintage porn.
Trent (12): this guy is a total jerk at all times and even sports a douchie haircut.
Scott (2): a sexual assaulting perv who gets his throat slit.
Morgue Worker (4): rude perv who hits on nurses next to the dead. Dies by bonesaw.
Shelly (3): prankster and gore effects guy who donates his mask to Jason.
Trey (11): the few seconds on screen show complete douchnitude towards his girlfriend.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: retrorussell on January 10, 2013, 11:48:29 PM
Melissa is the most deserving.  I've known total b**ches like that, and seeing her buy the farm like that was awesome. 
I also like when Jason throws her afterward and the actress tries to grab onto Hodder for support. :)


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 11, 2013, 10:03:12 AM
Yeah Melissa was my favorite douchette to hate until Trent came along in the remake -hated that guy (loved how he screamed like a girl, too).

Ok, how about your favorite Friday Final Girls (or boys for that matter)? Here are my 3 favs:

1. Ginny (part 2)
2. Tommy (part 4)
3. Tina (part 7)

My least favorite final folks are Remmy (8), Chris (3), and Pam (5) -all pretty boring/bland IMO.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: retrorussell on January 11, 2013, 02:38:56 PM
I guess the same for me.. I also liked Tommy as the final kid in 6.  I laughed out loud when he taunts Jason in the water calling him "p*ssy" and "a**hole".


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 11, 2013, 02:56:01 PM
I really like Tommy in part 5 (at least until he pusses out at the end). In part 5, he was an angry badass. I love when he gives that one douche a tilt-a-whirl body slam through a table ...and then later he beats Junior like he owed him money...but with all that buildup he totally lets the audience down when he just stands there glaring at Faux Jason ...and does not beat his ass (it's almost as disappointing as the bear hunter from part 4 as they built him up to rival Jason only to get squashed "He's killing me ...HE'S KILLING ME!").

Tommy in part 6 was alright, but didn't come off as a bad ass like in 5, although I too love his taunts "c'mon maggot head!" hahah.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 11, 2013, 03:01:49 PM
The duels:

Jason vs. Child Psychologist
Jason vs. Sister Christian
Jason vs. Bear Hunter (squash match)
Jason vs. Tommy (as a kid)
Jason vs. Tommy rematch
Jason vs. Telekinetic
Jason vs. Clairvoyant
Jason vs. Boxer
Jason vs. Bounty Hunter
Jason vs. Marines
Jason vs. Space Marines
Jason vs. Android
Jason vs. Android (rematch)

and finally...

Jason vs. Freddy

What really killed Jason, finally? The poor Box Office!


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: voltron on January 11, 2013, 06:18:54 PM
I really like the scene where the dude gets his head squashed and then his eyeballs pop out. Also, the guy who gets chopped in half while doing a handstand is always classic.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: retrorussell on January 11, 2013, 07:13:23 PM
I really like the scene where the dude gets his head squashed and then his eyeballs pop out. Also, the guy who gets chopped in half while doing a handstand is always classic.
The eyeball scene was a good idea.. too bad the special effects were so poor.  From the obvious dummy to the stuffing shooting out of the socket with the eyeball on the wire, I just groaned.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: voltron on January 11, 2013, 10:56:29 PM
I really like the scene where the dude gets his head squashed and then his eyeballs pop out. Also, the guy who gets chopped in half while doing a handstand is always classic.
The eyeball scene was a good idea.. too bad the special effects were so poor.  From the obvious dummy to the stuffing shooting out of the socket with the eyeball on the wire, I just groaned.
Hey, it's F13th. I could care less about fx quality. Isn't it all about the imaginative kills?  :wink:


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: retrorussell on January 12, 2013, 03:31:00 AM
Sorry, I guess I just get spoiled by Tom Savini's much more realistic work.  If it looks really, really fake the scene kind of loses its luster for me.


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: JPickettIII on January 12, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
I know that this sounds dumb but I like ALL of the Jason Killings.  The one that sticks out to most to me is when Jason squashs the campers head and the eyeball pops out.  I think this is the Friday the 13th 3D.

Jason will live on forever.

Later,

John


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 13, 2013, 03:33:48 PM
Since they've essentially made 12 Friday/Jason films, so far, I've been brainstorming on what they could do if they were to make a 13th, which I think will happen eventually. My first thought was that it will likely be in 3D again.

What kind of script they would use is a great question. A lot of fans want a Winter-time Friday movie, since there hasn't been one. I've often thought they should cast former Friday cast as cameos for varying background characters.

I thought it'd be kinda cool if most, if not all of the Final people (the characters, not the original actors in this case) were to be in the last one. It could start off with just a couple of characters with the others coming into the story more gradually. Each of them could add to the story with their own flashbacks (updated/enhanced/refilmed/modernized) versions of their personal encounters with Jason.

Tommy would have to have an awesome surprise entrance at some crucial time. We'd have the two psychics (Telekinetic and Clairvoyant) break out (or get released from) the local Asylum. Reggie would make an awesome comeback. Warrington Gilette could play the role of Paul from part 2 and answer the damned question of just what the hell happened to him in the end of that movie?! How or why any of that would happen, I have no idea. Could be something as simple as someone recruiting them to put an end to Jason once and for all (yeah, right! heh) or something as silly as some evil mental hospital Dr/Administrator (a la Dr. Cruise) who has all the Final People in cells and releases them at Crystal Lake (in Winter) to study the results. But Jason could knock off former Final Girls and Boys until we see who the real Final Person is.

Endless possibilities. How do you think the 13th Friday the 13th should go down?


Title: Re: 13 Favorite Jason Kills
Post by: Criswell on January 19, 2013, 02:52:55 AM
I can't really think up a list, but my favorite is the guy in the wheelchair getting killed in Part 2.