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Title: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: indianasmith on February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/Coconut_crab.jpg)

The Coconut crab is indigenous to a number of South Pacific Island chains.  It feasts upon coconuts, rotted fruits, coffee grounds, and the souls of young maidens.


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: Newt on February 03, 2013, 09:22:25 AM
During the cleanup after the rampage it became apparent that Godzilla had an embarrassing condition...


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on February 03, 2013, 08:34:55 PM
I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: indianasmith on February 04, 2013, 12:11:59 AM
I had one of my funniest FaceBook exchanges ever with a former student of mine when she saw that picture . . . it went on for 37 posts and had me rolling on the floor!

Suffice it to say, she gave me the idea that it might, as she put it, "nom upon the souls of young maidens"!


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: Bushma on February 04, 2013, 07:37:52 AM
I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.

HA HA.  Yeah, I felt the same why when I asked that question.

Worst part is when  they sneak into your room at night and try to hug your face.


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: Flangepart on February 04, 2013, 09:53:31 AM
([url]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/Coconut_crab.jpg[/url])

Next up on Nippon at Night, an interview with Toho's next big movie star.


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on February 04, 2013, 10:03:51 AM
([url]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/Coconut_crab.jpg[/url])


Someone get The Asylum on the phone, I got an idea for what creature the Mega Shark can fight next!


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: tracy on February 04, 2013, 02:51:05 PM
They found a great way to keep the dogs from getting to their trash.


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: El Misfit on February 05, 2013, 12:12:17 AM
When a virgin face sucker lives up to 20 years old....


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: retrorussell on February 07, 2013, 03:10:09 PM
(crab produces revolver)
GARBAGE DAY!!!
(shoots people)


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: TheDope on February 09, 2013, 05:42:05 PM

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/Coconut_crab.jpg)

After SyFy Channel wouldn't return his calls, Percy found himself reduced to getting take-out for Lindsay Lohan.



Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on February 11, 2013, 04:21:28 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/Coconut_crab.jpg)

"I'd better hide before chef Morimoto finds me....."



Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: Pacman000 on February 12, 2013, 07:46:29 PM
I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.
I have two comments too:

A.  Cool!
B. I'm not coffee grounds, nor am I rotting fruit, so I have nothing to worry about here.


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: sprite75 on February 18, 2013, 12:01:14 AM
You thought it was bad when the cats got into the beer...


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on February 18, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Just a serious not here, I did some research on these crabs, and they say they can crack a coconut shell with their pincers!    Can't imagine what that would mean to a human arm or leg. :buggedout:


Title: Re: FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?
Post by: indianasmith on February 18, 2013, 11:28:32 PM
Oh Timmy . . . come out and plaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!