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Title: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: WingedSerpent on February 13, 2013, 07:39:25 PM Good, now that I'm all alone I can finally enact my evil master plan to ....
Hey. HEY! I see you reading this thread. I told you not to do that! Some people just can't follow directions. Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: indianasmith on February 13, 2013, 07:46:23 PM You CANNOT plan the destruction of the universe without my input. As soon as all these tourists leave, we will work it out together.
The rest of you - MOVE ALONG NOW! Nothing to see here!!! Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: El Misfit on February 13, 2013, 08:25:54 PM SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE NO SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongueout:
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 13, 2013, 09:11:59 PM I didn't read this thread. I just figured I reply to it.
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: tracy on February 14, 2013, 01:36:06 PM Yes...I read the thread. But I want to help! I have my own tools. And a Debit card. And even though I read this I can be forced to follow instructions. Please let me help. If you don't,well,then I'm telling.
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Bushma on February 14, 2013, 02:21:17 PM Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"
http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: alandhopewell on February 14, 2013, 02:44:21 PM Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord" [url]http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html[/url] Good move, that. Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Jack on February 14, 2013, 03:17:08 PM Hey, I wanna help destroy the universe too!!!
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on February 14, 2013, 04:37:03 PM Sorry,looking for the bathroom
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Pacman000 on February 16, 2013, 06:10:24 PM Quote I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself. And get caught.Quote I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. Too easy to get caught.Quote I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it. Good for later on, once your power is established. In the beginning, you'll get caught.Quote Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. Awwww... Your taking all the fun out of it!Quote Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed. That won't stop them. They'll get it from pirates, like out-of-print movies.Quote I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along. Good idea, but where will you get them?Quote No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructable except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. Good in theory, but difficult, if not impossible, to implement. All other ideas should work. (I'm just doing this for fun. My critiques are meant as comedy. I have no plans to become an overlord, and I realize this list is meant as comedy. I hope. :wink:) Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: JaseSF on February 16, 2013, 06:24:17 PM Don't Open Till Doomsday? Great, now I'm probably going to get stuck in some weird vortex with a box demon....
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 16, 2013, 10:37:05 PM Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord" [url]http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html[/url] The problem with tha list is it takes all the fun out of being an evil overlord. Really, once you take away the elaborate death traps, the maniacal laughter, the nazi uniforms with skulls and spikes, the gloat5ing over your fallen foes, and all that stuff, what's left? You might as well just be a regular politician at that point. Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: dean on February 17, 2013, 12:19:23 AM Is this like The Ring where people will die in 7 days after reading this thread?
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: indianasmith on February 17, 2013, 12:51:33 AM Nonsense! I read it seven days ago and - ERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: LilCerberus on February 17, 2013, 01:10:55 AM OKAY! I won't! Jeez! :lookingup: :lookingup: :lookingup:
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Flangepart on February 18, 2013, 06:33:14 PM Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord" [url]http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html[/url] The problem with tha list is it takes all the fun out of being an evil overlord. Really, once you take away the elaborate death traps, the maniacal laughter, the nazi uniforms with skulls and spikes, the gloat5ing over your fallen foes, and all that stuff, what's left? You might as well just be a regular politician at that point. Ah...and what, pray tell, is scarier than a politician? Seriouslly, a politico is just an evil overlord with no fashion sense. Except for the late Mohamar Kadaffyduck. Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: WingedSerpent on February 18, 2013, 09:34:06 PM What the? Two pages? I'll never get anything done now.
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: indianasmith on February 18, 2013, 11:26:13 PM Join me in my underground fortress of decrepitude and we will finish our plans!
The rest of you . . . . talk among yourselves. But not on this thread. :teddyr: Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on February 19, 2013, 06:33:44 AM Okay! 1) I am a woman ... OFF COURSE I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE DIRECTIONS! and 2) When planing world dominations always have an evil sidekick and the evil mastermind. I am applying for that possition cause helping an evil dude take over the world is kinda the best thing I could have going for me considering how my life is.
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Flangepart on February 19, 2013, 01:56:44 PM What, no love for the mad scientist? Unless the Evil Overlord IS an MS, he needs the real heft a scientifically misanthropic recluse can give the 'ol army's of doom, yeah?
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Umaril Has Returned on February 19, 2013, 03:35:31 PM Nonsense! I read it seven days ago and - ERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :buggedout: I had a friend who dropped dead after he read a strange book one time..what a novel way to go! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: El Misfit on February 20, 2013, 12:13:16 AM What the? Two pages? I'll never get anything done now. See, that's what happens when you say "Free Beer"Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: LilCerberus on February 20, 2013, 12:28:55 AM Face it! Your diabolical plot doesn't stand a chance until you're ready to accept that it requires you having an open dialog with your peers!
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Flangepart on February 20, 2013, 09:35:28 AM But, never open dio with the Boss. It tends to get you disintigrated.
Title: Re: DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!! Post by: Pacman000 on March 03, 2013, 03:28:32 PM But, never open dio with the Boss. It tends to get you disintigrated. Or, if the Boss is Darth Vader, choked. |