Title: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: Flangepart on February 18, 2013, 06:55:19 PM (http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/THbPyWWWS7I/AAAAAAABVvs/WvrCHYCCw6Q/s720/retetrer4.jpg) "Why...oh, why didn't listen to you. The coconut crab is loose, and it took little Timmy as a hostage!" Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: indianasmith on February 18, 2013, 11:28:00 PM Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!
Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: El Misfit on February 19, 2013, 12:03:21 AM Dammit, I told you to kill it first!
Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: indianasmith on February 19, 2013, 12:11:55 AM Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can! See the sequel to this comment in the "Feeling Crabby" thread!Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: retrorussell on February 19, 2013, 03:36:24 AM Man: Honey, what's wrong?
Woman: I forgot I had glue on my hands and I put them on my face! They're stuck! Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: Texdar on February 19, 2013, 04:01:07 AM Kathy was mortified. Her dinner party was ruined due to her silent fart following through.
Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: Flangepart on February 19, 2013, 09:14:06 AM ([url]http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/THbPyWWWS7I/AAAAAAABVvs/WvrCHYCCw6Q/s720/retetrer4.jpg[/url]) "Oh, when will these flashbacks to Vietnam ever end!" Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: tracy on February 19, 2013, 02:10:08 PM Jack: Darling,why are you crying?
Jane: My nose fell into the soup again. I told you you shouldn't have married a Zombie! Title: Re: Dinner is ruined. It got away! Post by: Umaril Has Returned on February 19, 2013, 02:53:13 PM (http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/THbPyWWWS7I/AAAAAAABVvs/WvrCHYCCw6Q/s720/retetrer4.jpg) "Oh Ward, what have you done? You've ruined our dinner!" "Oh for heaven's sake, June, the oven was only on 850 degrees..." |