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Title: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on February 26, 2013, 05:08:46 AM
What is the best way to destroy a tickle me Elmo Doll?

Reason?

My friends birthday is comeing up, And she does not like elmo. She feels he is over rated and rather anoying with his little gold fish and laugh. I intend to film me destroying a tickle me Elmo Doll, Put it on youtube, title it "Happy Birthday!" put the remains of elmo in a box, wrap it up all pretty leave it on her doorstep saying "Happy Birthday!" serial killer style in a way, inside will say "Check your email" And inside that Email will be a link to this youtube video I have previously posted. (Russian Doll style aswell as serial killer style ... Awesome)

Latter I take her out clubbing and give her a real present in case this is not a good birthday present.

Now that you know my reasons I need the Bad Movies.Org community to help me execute this plan. In terms off anything you feel is worth mentions. Exsept. "Oh don't kill Elmo he is awesome!" Just give me advice on toruture and maybe filming techniqes for the youtube Seasame Street Snuff film.

NOW POST!

Love Alice! <3 *~


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: retrorussell on February 26, 2013, 05:26:07 AM
You can't go wrong with burning. 
Or stick some lady fingers in its mouth and light them.  See if they blow off his head.
It'd be neat to cut out its eyes and put them on its lap and put ketchup or some red food coloring dribbling from its sockets, then take a picture.  :)


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: indianasmith on February 26, 2013, 07:18:51 AM
Two words:  LAWN MOWER


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: dean on February 26, 2013, 08:01:00 AM

Why not all of the above [except the fireworks as they'd be too hard to get here]

Burning is a great idea as the 'tickle' part may still work and it would just look freaky having it vibrate and make noise while looking like a horrible freak monster.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Derf on February 26, 2013, 08:06:57 AM
I like retrorussell's torture ideas. As a small added touch, though, you need to put an X on each eyeball. If you have a wide-bladed knife, you could even put ketchup on the side of the blade away from the camera and cut Elmo's throat, leaving a "bloody" gash.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Trevor on February 26, 2013, 08:14:32 AM
In one word: don't.

I like Elmo and all the Sesame Street characters.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 26, 2013, 08:26:41 AM
first thing i thought of was wood chipper


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Bushma on February 26, 2013, 08:53:13 AM
Retrorussell has some awesome ideas! 

Personally I would say put a little noose around it's neck and hang it from a tree.  Have a nice opening shot panning up to the hanging elmo (bonus points if it's giggling), then someone with a ski mask and a baseball bat comes into frame.  Then you have some fun with an elmo pinata.

Your friend will have a fun video, and some bashed up elmo remains.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: ulthar on February 26, 2013, 09:13:28 AM
We once took care of a certain purple dinosaur by embedding some explosive targets and then shooting them.

It was pretty impressive and got some strange looks at the shooting range.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: El Misfit on February 26, 2013, 09:28:08 AM
butcher knife of course, and then burn it. :teddyr:


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Newt on February 26, 2013, 01:56:21 PM
Umm...I hate to bring it up but wouldn't any Elmo doll be fire-retardant, being a child's toy?  Mind you, melting can be pretty impressive too - if he'll do that instead of flaming away.

I am always rather fond of the trebuchet option.   But that might not suit your purposes in this case.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: alandhopewell on February 26, 2013, 02:23:46 PM
     A 12-gauge shotgun loaded with double-ought buckshot would be spectacular.

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Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: tracy on February 26, 2013, 02:25:19 PM
I would just run Elmo over....and over....and over.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: retrorussell on February 26, 2013, 06:51:34 PM

Personally I would say put a little noose around it's neck and hang it from a tree.  Have a nice opening shot panning up to the hanging elmo (bonus points if it's giggling), then someone with a ski mask and a baseball bat comes into frame.  Then you have some fun with an elmo pinata.

Your friend will have a fun video, and some bashed up elmo remains.
The pinata idea is a good one.  Fill its belly with candy and some red liquid so when kids bash it open it explodes with blood and candy innards.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on February 27, 2013, 04:14:40 AM
WOW! My Screen is heating up with these replies! Here is a quick over view off what I think off what you have all had to say!

You can't go wrong with burning. 
Or stick some lady fingers in its mouth and light them.  See if they blow off his head.
It'd be neat to cut out its eyes and put them on its lap and put ketchup or some red food coloring dribbling from its sockets, then take a picture.  :)


Fire definatly was my first though, Since it would be melting and laughing and this would imply a long, long drawn out death. But different methos off bruning the elmo doll makes the difference.

Two words:  LAWN MOWER


Why did I not think of that! The only probblem with that is electronic and other dangerous materiels may fly everywhere and if one off the blades hits something that conducts electricity. It may not end well. Still it sounds too cool to not at least see if it can go well.


Why not all of the above [except the fireworks as they'd be too hard to get here]

Burning is a great idea as the 'tickle' part may still work and it would just look freaky having it vibrate and make noise while looking like a horrible freak monster.


I love that idea! I just may be breaking fire violations! But I know how to contain the fire. And to be prepared as those fire safety adds suggest we do...

I like retrorussell's torture ideas. As a small added touch, though, you need to put an X on each eyeball. If you have a wide-bladed knife, you could even put ketchup on the side of the blade away from the camera and cut Elmo's throat, leaving a "bloody" gash.


I am loving these special effects ideas! Cause I take pride in the film quality off stuff that goes on youtube.

In one word: don't.

I like Elmo and all the Sesame Street characters.


I knew someone was going to say that! It had to be gotten over and done with! I think I may need to rate this video not to be viewed by viewers who love Elmo and seasame street.

first thing i thought of was wood chipper


For the first time in my life I wish I have a wood chipper!

Retrorussell has some awesome ideas! 

Personally I would say put a little noose around it's neck and hang it from a tree.  Have a nice opening shot panning up to the hanging elmo (bonus points if it's giggling), then someone with a ski mask and a baseball bat comes into frame.  Then you have some fun with an elmo pinata.

Your friend will have a fun video, and some bashed up elmo remains.


I may need mexican music for that! a creative way to kill. Like propper snuff film maker,

We once took care of a certain purple dinosaur by embedding some explosive targets and then shooting them.

It was pretty impressive and got some strange looks at the shooting range.


Strange looks? More like looks off jelousy that they can not be that awesome!

butcher knife of course, and then burn it. :teddyr:


Maybe I can combine many more things!!!

Umm...I hate to bring it up but wouldn't any Elmo doll be fire-retardant, being a child's toy?  Mind you, melting can be pretty impressive too - if he'll do that instead of flaming away.

I am always rather fond of the trebuchet option.   But that might not suit your purposes in this case.


He would melt and not burn down the house. I say awesome!

     A 12-gauge shotgun loaded with double-ought buckshot would be spectacular.

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Only probblem  is you can not get those in Australia

I would just run Elmo over....and over....and over.


What vechicle be best for that Though?

My car? A Ride on lawn Mower?


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: zombie no.one on February 27, 2013, 07:28:47 AM
You can't go wrong with burning. 

gotta be a joke about 'st elmo's fire' in there somewhere...


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Flangepart on February 27, 2013, 09:16:48 AM
Personally, If it were me, I'd make with the boom-booms.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: El Misfit on February 27, 2013, 09:22:39 AM
I would say to use hydrochloric acid, but you want the remains, and that would just eat the remains. :lookingup:


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Bushma on February 27, 2013, 09:46:34 AM
My only objection to fire is that it's been done before and doesn't leave much but the internals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on March 01, 2013, 12:53:39 AM
You can't go wrong with burning. 


gotta be a joke about 'st elmo's fire' in there somewhere...


I can not believe I missed that... xD

Personally, If it were me, I'd make with the boom-booms.


It is a better idea to keep it simple. I am more than likelly just going to get a base ball bat and got nuts!

My only objection to fire is that it's been done before and doesn't leave much but the internals.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc[/url]


That is the probblem with chemicals you can use to despose off bodies with. You do not have a nice trophy.


GUYS!

Elmo is going to be in the middle off a feild. As I project hard objects at him from a far. Then come up close to finish the job. Me and "General Furby" are planning the attack. (Yes that will be in the youtube video) then an army off Elmo dolls are coming at us. before I "defend myself" I will re - in act me leaving the box on her front door step then awkardly run away to make it even more suspect. It will be an awesome youtube video.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 02, 2013, 11:22:23 PM
In one word: don't.
I like Elmo and all the Sesame Street characters.
You're sweet.  You can't help it, it's your nature.   :smile:

first thing i thought of was wood chipper
You're just plain mean...  :teddyr:

We once took care of a certain purple dinosaur by embedding some explosive targets and then shooting them. 
It was pretty impressive and got some strange looks at the shooting range.
You are angry.  Weird; I like it.   :wink: :thumbup:


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on March 05, 2013, 12:52:32 AM
I decided I start off introducing the situation. Saying why Elmo has to die today. Then ... We move to the location.

I am going to have Elmo in the middle off the lawn on my property (I have space... Tons off space. Plus a busy road to watch me tourturing elmo) he will be on a box (pedestil), With sand around him and a hose handy nearby, I will introduce the situation, Get something to shoot him from a far range, Then move in and attack. With a handy baseball bat. Once I have removed the I set him on fire. Everything in here is also improvised what clever lines I add in or whatever... I get the feeling I am doing this alone.

Then I will not be alone cause then an army off Tickle me Elmos are suddenly there to attack! All laughing and giggling (This will be handy cause I may need more takes in killing elmo) And I kill them all with my base ball bat and then send my friend the non burnt remains. The many elmos may mean I will need a bigger box sent to my friend but It may add climatic effect...

That is another thing I need the climatic effect. Any suggestions?


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: El Misfit on March 05, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Can't go wrong with a chainsaw or a used weed whacker, pieces going everywhere. :cheers:


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 05, 2013, 01:28:00 PM
Powertools do make for a nice effect, but even if you don't have any handy, at the very least throw in a sharp knife or two. 


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: Couchtr26 on March 06, 2013, 10:31:47 PM
first thing i thought of was wood chipper

I'll second that one.  If not meat grinder maybe or lawn mower.


Title: Re: Okay Serious Question!
Post by: ChaosTheory on March 07, 2013, 02:24:38 PM
Do you know anybody who has a clay pigeon trap?   Launch that little squeaky-voiced bastard into the sky and then gun him down.