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Title: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Bushma on February 26, 2013, 11:00:36 AM
Dennis Rodman on Diplomacy Mission to North Korea

let me repeat that

Dennis Rodman on Diplomacy Mission to North Korea


It's OK, it's hard for me to believe as well.

"Dennis Rodman, former NBA bad boy, aka “The Worm,” took off on a plane from Beijing on Tuesday in an attempt to create some kind of bridge to the world’s most isolated nation -- via basketball."

"Of their plans in the communist country, Vice said they would try to initiate some "basketball diplomacy" by running a sports camp for Korean kids and challenging locals to games. They have also arranged an exhibition match with what are said to be North Korea's best athletes. Vice told AP they hope the game might be attended by North Korea’s “Supreme Leader,” Kim Jong-un."

I can see this ending in one of 3 ways.

1. The North Koreans have to execute their "best athletes" for losing in a games against Western Imperialists, and Rodman and Company is detained for some random crime.

2. The North Koreans win in the game, but Rodman comes back and says it was all fixed.

3. The Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un himself challenges Rodman and Company in a game of 5 vs 1 and wins. 

Personally I'm thinking it's going to be #3 because Kim Jong Un is that awesome!  :bouncegiggle:




Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: indianasmith on February 26, 2013, 07:54:26 PM
The world's shortest book:

THINGS I WON'T DO TO GET ATTENTION

by Dennis Rodman


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 26, 2013, 08:43:03 PM
One of the most demented ideas ever.


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Bushma on February 26, 2013, 08:53:49 PM
Oops. I never posted a link.

http://news.yahoo.com/dennis-rodman-diplomacy-mission-north-korea-050000739.html


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 02, 2013, 10:35:48 AM
On this week's episode of Kim's Kitchen,
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un show's Dennis Rodman the secrets to baking a Mushroom Cloud Surprise...


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 03, 2013, 02:34:37 PM
Next week Screech goes to Iran.


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: LilCerberus on March 04, 2013, 04:32:49 PM
water


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Bushma on March 04, 2013, 06:38:46 PM
Wow. That trip went just as it was planned.

Quote
Basketball is popular in North Korea, and Thursday's exhibition game with two Americans playing on each team alongside North Koreans ended in a 110-110 tie. Following the game Kim threw an "epic feast" for the group, plying them with food and drinks and making round after round of toasts.

I'm not huge into sports, but I didn't think tied basketball games were that common.

Quote
"He loves basketball. ... I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there" as a way to warm up relations between U.S. and North Korea, Rodman told ABC's "This Week."

"He asked me to give Obama something to say and do one thing. He wants Obama to do one thing, call him," said Rodman, who called the authoritarian leader an "awesome guy" during his trip.

LOL! Yes Obama and The Glorious Lead have monthly phone calls to talk about basketball.

Personally I can't wait until all future disputes are settled with a game of basketball.

http://m.nbcsports.com/content/rodman-n-korea-leader-wants-obama-call


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: El Misfit on March 05, 2013, 11:26:51 AM
Kim Jong Un is a crazy maniac, worse than Kim Jong Il. If you want to know the real reason why Rodman was praising Un, it's because if anybody speaks about how bad the living conditions is there, then that person would be killed. it's all staged! Yes I'm p**sed at North Korea, they have nukes pointed at the US if WW3 were to break out.


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Bushma on March 05, 2013, 11:37:36 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f51b618fed807e0e27270c55033eec2/tumblr_miz7m3BZjN1r8asibo1_1280.jpg)
Kim Jong-Un looking at a basketball game.



http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 10, 2013, 09:02:22 PM
If it isn't this ting with Rodman and the younger Kim, it's the recent news that Sean Penn went to Hugo Chavez's funeral. I swear, some people should just do us a favor and leave the country..


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: indianasmith on March 10, 2013, 09:04:46 PM
They did.  They just keep coming back!


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 15, 2013, 07:32:02 PM
They did.  They just keep coming back!

I know, darn it!  Karma for that one  :cheers:


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Bushma on April 05, 2013, 08:50:57 AM
Yup, I called it!

Dennis Rodman went to North Korea, and now North Korea is talking about war and moving missiles around.

THANKS DENNIS!

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/04/05/north-korea-warns-military-cleared-to-wage-nuclear-attack/

(http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/video/040413_fxr_korea_640.jpg)


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: indianasmith on April 05, 2013, 06:01:24 PM
Maybe if we launch him into space they will demobilize . . .  (without a spacesuit, I mean!)


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: El Misfit on April 09, 2013, 07:57:02 AM
Just give him a Snickers.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/532919_540866015979475_246780780_n.jpg)


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on April 09, 2013, 03:15:49 PM
If only it were that easy.  It was said today on several news stations that the JDF moved Patriot missile batteries into the central areas of Tokyo.  Definitely not a good sign.


Title: Re: WW3 to start soon
Post by: Torgo on April 09, 2013, 03:49:03 PM
This is all just the usual political grandstanding and posturing that North Korea has always done. They'll lob a missle into the ocean and then expect the rest of the world to just freak out and give them everything they won't which isn't going to happen. Should they actually launch something against a nation, they will immediately be blown literally off of the map.