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Title: Dirty Movies
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 13, 2013, 07:52:13 AM
I don't mean movies of an explicit nature, I mean movies where people are filthy a la PIG PEN.

I was watching Flesh and Blood last night. it should be called "Flesh and Blood and not many baths".

Another one is The Dark Backward. This a good movie but it stinks to high heaven!

(http://decentventriloquists.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bill-paxton-jpg.png?w=620)

Can anyone think of other movies that could use some Irish Spring brand soap?


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Trevor on March 13, 2013, 08:01:29 AM
Richard Stanley's HARDWARE has a awful lot of very filthy looking people or maybe it was just the quality of the DVD I watched?  :wink:


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: major jay on March 13, 2013, 09:34:21 AM
THE HILLS HAVE EYES clan were a pretty grotty bunch.

(http://johnlinkmovies.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/hills-have-eyes-1977-jupiter-pluto.jpg)


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: ulthar on March 13, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
I always thought Captain Jack Sparrow looked like he needed a bath...and some of his crew, too.  Adds to the charm, of course.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 13, 2013, 10:47:52 AM
I don't mean movies of an explicit nature, I mean movies where people are filthy a la PIG PEN.

I was watching Flesh and Blood last night. it should be called "Flesh and Blood and not many baths".

Agreed on that one: I remember seeing this movie years ago, and it was a very gritty, very filthy medieval atmosphere that really drove home the filth and grime of the Dark Ages. Very good movie though, and Rutger Hauer shone as the mercenary betrayed, and his plan of revenge both worked and backfiredon him at the same time. One of Paul Verhoeven's (dir?) masterpieces.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: ChaosTheory on March 13, 2013, 01:10:55 PM
VALHALLA RISING was pretty filthy. Also HUNGER (2008) but that was kind of the point.
Isn't COOL HAND LUKE on record as being the world's sweatiest movie?

Pretty much everything Ted Mikels directed is covered with grime and random stains.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 13, 2013, 05:43:53 PM
Umaril - It is a very cool and unique movie.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: MrMari on March 16, 2013, 01:07:06 PM
Isn't COOL HAND LUKE on record as being the world's sweatiest movie?


Yes, and after the car wash scene, I was pretty sweaty myself! lol

THREE AMIGOS was on recently. El Guapo's posse was probably told to not bathe for the entire movie.

(http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/maxim2/Maxim/Images/2011/11/Landis_three_amigos_article12.jpg)


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: voltron on March 16, 2013, 04:40:25 PM
Most folks in S.F. Brownrigg's films are a bit on the sweaty side of things.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: claws on March 16, 2013, 05:55:15 PM
Karate Cop (1991)

Post apocalyptic dirt and dust on all actors throughout the movie.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: bob on March 20, 2013, 10:43:12 PM
In Zero Dark Thirty the guy being tortured at the start of the film looked quite dirty.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 20, 2013, 10:57:47 PM
The Legend of Boggy Creek 2:  The Legend Continues earns a spot just for Old Man Crenshaw alone. 



Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Mofo Rising on March 21, 2013, 05:45:02 AM
I remember going to the Old Tucson Studios in Tucson where are tour guide talked about every great movie that was filmed there. There were a bunch, but what most entertained me throughout the tour was the guide's visceral hatred of The Three Amigos. I love that movie.

Also, The Dark Backward is one movie I remember Andrew being really mad for reminding him of.

For dirty and grimy, I recommend Friedkin's Sorcerer. It's the tensest, grittiest film I have ever seen. It's also a remake of Wages of Fear. I prefer Friedkin's version.

But for tense and ugly, and maybe not as ugly as this post deserves, I recommend The Passion of Joan of Arc. It's one of the few silent films I love, and it filled to the brim with ugly, gritty, accusatory faces.

Okay, I lost the point, but those are all really great films worth watching. (Maybe not The Dark Backward.)


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: FatFreddysCat on March 21, 2013, 07:49:30 AM
By the end of Mimic, Mira Sorvino's been crawling around in abandoned subway tunnels and pipes for most of the movie so she's covered in slime, grime and bug bits.

...but she's still hot.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 21, 2013, 08:03:20 AM
Mofo- Dark Backward is in the first post  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Mofo Rising on March 21, 2013, 03:30:34 PM
Mofo- Dark Backward is in the first post  :buggedout:

That's why I was referring to it. Just adding a secondary story.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Ozzymandias on March 21, 2013, 10:57:45 PM
Ozzymandias speaks: The original Django (1966) takes place in a very muddy area. There is also a whole segment of McClintock with mud.

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 22, 2013, 07:26:00 AM
mofo -Yeah that was an early morning knee jerk reaction that I regret. Considering you are a massive disembodied brain I should have known you knew...everything!


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: rebel_1812 on March 22, 2013, 09:08:03 AM
In Zero Dark Thirty the guy being tortured at the start of the film looked quite dirty.

I love how torture is now a part of american culture like apple pie or baseball.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: Ash on March 23, 2013, 02:04:26 PM
In Reign of Fire everyone was filthy.  Roger Ebert even mentions it (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20020712/REVIEWS/207120303/1023) in his review.

(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/1816/reignoffire26y.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/692/reignoffire26y.jpg/)


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: ralfy on March 24, 2013, 10:40:22 AM
I like Southern Comfort, Sorcerer, Wages of Fear, Dogs of War, and Hamburger Hill.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: LilCerberus on March 24, 2013, 03:36:13 PM
The Colonel's men in El Topo seem filthy enough.
When El Topo is riding through the massacred town at the beginning, there's this buzzing noise that gives the impression of flies, making one consider what the town must smell like.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 24, 2013, 04:07:48 PM
I wonder if there is special movie dirt.


Title: Re: Dirty Movies
Post by: ChaosTheory on March 24, 2013, 04:25:57 PM
I wonder if there is special movie dirt.

It's made with ground gemstones, silver dust, and Creme de la Mer.