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I know these people had little to no money to make "Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast" but this is just inexcusable. Yes, they have the word snow twice in the title which I believe is a first and it also involves a shark that can swim around in the snow and attack people. Here's the trailer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4

Looks like something you'd find on disk 15 of a Mill Creek 50 pack.  :smile:

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?

That still shot - I swear I owned a rubber shark just like that at one point!

If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them. 

Watch that be the sequel........ :question: :question:

They could just stay indoors, But then I suppose Chevy Chase Shark Ancient Indoor Beast would get 'em...... :lookingup:

Snow Shark 3: Snow Shark vs Yeti

Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast! With the ability of flatten its body to the three inches of height for the snow hiding prey!

I always find stuff like this in randomly shelved 4-packs at BestBuy, usually sandwiched between two Polonias and a fourth theme-related "movie".

This has to be the silliest movie concept I've ever seen, and I love it!

I cannot look at this thread, or that picture, without laughing like a giddy school boy.

IT'S REAL!!!


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z2d4IxltHJI/S9eGPYIM8aI/AAAAAAAADYI/72olTXQ0RyQ/s1600/SnowShark.jpg)

Is that a shot from the sequel?  Looks like they really improved on the special effects. 

I thought about renting this today, but my wife wanted LIFE OF PI instead.  I am crushed. :bluesad:

I love the part in the trailer where the guy is talking about "Every town has it's secret."  The whole time, I thought his arm was missing, and I figured "how fitting."  Then I began asking myself, "how did THIS movie afford that visual effect?"

Then I saw his arm!  Oh man, this one has layers of enjoyment written all over it.

You didn't lend it out to Batman, did you?
I thought I saw your name in the credits for the FX :bouncegiggle:

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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

That is the most EPIC Batman scene ever filmed!!

"Hand me down the shark repellant bat spray!!!"  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Indeed it is, old chum  :wink:

You want to know something really awesome?  That's not the first time Adam West's Batman used Bat Shark-repellant.  It also showed up on an episode of the TV series.  That episode revolved around Batman and the Joker having a surfing contest.  Yes.  I'm serious.  They wore their swimtrunks over their normal outfits and everything. 

The old Batman series was arguably the most goofy superhero show of all time.

I remember that one, because I remember laughing my ass off at the Joker in his surf jams, LMAO  :bouncegiggle:   

I watch it every Saturday on METV (classic TV station) just before Lost In Space. And yes, the Batman TV show was something else. Remember when Batman got drunk and did the Bat-usi?  OMG  :bouncegiggle:

and the greatest. 

I'll wait for Snow Shark II: Megalodon. 

Or maybe Mega Snow Shark vs. Giant Mountain Octopus.

 :teddyr:

I just saw this one.  It is a masterpiece of buck-ninety-eight filmmaking.  Has anyone here seen The Carrier?  It has very much the same feel to it.  I loved it.

 :hot:

Will  those start Debbie Gibson and Tiffany as well?