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Title: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Torgo on March 13, 2013, 11:57:33 AM
I know these people had little to no money to make "Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast" but this is just inexcusable. Yes, they have the word snow twice in the title which I believe is a first and it also involves a shark that can swim around in the snow and attack people. Here's the trailer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Jack on March 13, 2013, 12:22:06 PM
Looks like something you'd find on disk 15 of a Mill Creek 50 pack.  :smile:

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: indianasmith on March 13, 2013, 02:58:33 PM
That still shot - I swear I owned a rubber shark just like that at one point!


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Chainsaw midget on March 13, 2013, 03:06:06 PM

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?
If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them. 


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Torgo on March 13, 2013, 03:38:14 PM

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?
If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them. 
Watch that be the sequel........ :question: :question:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: LilCerberus on March 13, 2013, 05:23:41 PM

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?
If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them. 
Watch that be the sequel........ :question: :question:

They could just stay indoors, But then I suppose Chevy Chase Shark Ancient Indoor Beast would get 'em...... :lookingup:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Bushma on March 13, 2013, 07:10:38 PM
Snow Shark 3: Snow Shark vs Yeti



Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 13, 2013, 08:44:19 PM
Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast! With the ability of flatten its body to the three inches of height for the snow hiding prey!

I always find stuff like this in randomly shelved 4-packs at BestBuy, usually sandwiched between two Polonias and a fourth theme-related "movie".


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: ulthar on March 13, 2013, 08:54:34 PM
This has to be the silliest movie concept I've ever seen, and I love it!

I cannot look at this thread, or that picture, without laughing like a giddy school boy.


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Bushma on March 14, 2013, 09:28:46 AM
IT'S REAL!!!


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z2d4IxltHJI/S9eGPYIM8aI/AAAAAAAADYI/72olTXQ0RyQ/s1600/SnowShark.jpg)


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Chainsaw midget on March 14, 2013, 11:49:34 AM
IT'S REAL!!!


([url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z2d4IxltHJI/S9eGPYIM8aI/AAAAAAAADYI/72olTXQ0RyQ/s1600/SnowShark.jpg[/url])

Is that a shot from the sequel?  Looks like they really improved on the special effects. 


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: indianasmith on March 14, 2013, 03:15:21 PM
I thought about renting this today, but my wife wanted LIFE OF PI instead.  I am crushed. :bluesad:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: ulthar on March 14, 2013, 03:27:11 PM
I love the part in the trailer where the guy is talking about "Every town has it's secret."  The whole time, I thought his arm was missing, and I figured "how fitting."  Then I began asking myself, "how did THIS movie afford that visual effect?"

Then I saw his arm!  Oh man, this one has layers of enjoyment written all over it.


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 14, 2013, 03:35:32 PM
That still shot - I swear I owned a rubber shark just like that at one point!

You didn't lend it out to Batman, did you?
I thought I saw your name in the credits for the FX :bouncegiggle:

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Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Torgo on March 14, 2013, 04:53:09 PM
IT'S REAL!!!


([url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z2d4IxltHJI/S9eGPYIM8aI/AAAAAAAADYI/72olTXQ0RyQ/s1600/SnowShark.jpg[/url])


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: indianasmith on March 14, 2013, 07:46:36 PM
That is the most EPIC Batman scene ever filmed!!

"Hand me down the shark repellant bat spray!!!"  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 15, 2013, 07:17:32 PM
That is the most EPIC Batman scene ever filmed!!

"Hand me down the shark repellant bat spray!!!"  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Indeed it is, old chum  :wink:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Chainsaw midget on March 15, 2013, 09:13:57 PM
That is the most EPIC Batman scene ever filmed!!

"Hand me down the shark repellant bat spray!!!"  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
You want to know something really awesome?  That's not the first time Adam West's Batman used Bat Shark-repellant.  It also showed up on an episode of the TV series.  That episode revolved around Batman and the Joker having a surfing contest.  Yes.  I'm serious.  They wore their swimtrunks over their normal outfits and everything. 


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: indianasmith on March 15, 2013, 09:14:36 PM
The old Batman series was arguably the most goofy superhero show of all time.


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 16, 2013, 08:00:56 PM
That is the most EPIC Batman scene ever filmed!!

"Hand me down the shark repellant bat spray!!!"  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
You want to know something really awesome?  That's not the first time Adam West's Batman used Bat Shark-repellant.  It also showed up on an episode of the TV series.  That episode revolved around Batman and the Joker having a surfing contest.  Yes.  I'm serious.  They wore their swimtrunks over their normal outfits and everything. 

I remember that one, because I remember laughing my ass off at the Joker in his surf jams, LMAO  :bouncegiggle:   

The old Batman series was arguably the most goofy superhero show of all time.
I watch it every Saturday on METV (classic TV station) just before Lost In Space. And yes, the Batman TV show was something else. Remember when Batman got drunk and did the Bat-usi?  OMG  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Chainsaw midget on March 16, 2013, 08:32:39 PM
The old Batman series was arguably the most goofy superhero show of all time.
and the greatest. 


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: JoeTheDestroyer on March 23, 2013, 03:38:38 PM
I'll wait for Snow Shark II: Megalodon. 

Or maybe Mega Snow Shark vs. Giant Mountain Octopus.

 :teddyr:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Fishasaurus on March 24, 2013, 12:37:37 PM
I just saw this one.  It is a masterpiece of buck-ninety-eight filmmaking.  Has anyone here seen The Carrier?  It has very much the same feel to it.  I loved it.

 :hot:


Title: Re: SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST
Post by: Torgo on March 25, 2013, 12:25:03 PM
I'll wait for Snow Shark II: Megalodon. 

Or maybe Mega Snow Shark vs. Giant Mountain Octopus.

 :teddyr:

Will  those start Debbie Gibson and Tiffany as well?