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Title: Jedi mind trick
Post by: sprite75 on April 07, 2013, 05:28:57 PM
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Luke: The resident cats are all getting thirsty.
Stormtrooper: The resident cats are all getting thirsty.
Luke: You must go and give them all your beer.
Stormtrooper: I must go and give them all my beer.
Luke: I may go.  Move along.
Stormtrooper: You may go.  Move along, move along....


Title: Re: Jedi mind trick
Post by: Flangepart on April 08, 2013, 08:07:11 AM
You just levitated that beer away from that cat. Neat!


Title: Re: Jedi mind trick
Post by: tracy on April 08, 2013, 02:47:40 PM
Watch how,with just a flick of my hand,Leah's dress disappears.


Title: Re: Jedi mind trick
Post by: sprite75 on April 09, 2013, 09:38:02 PM
Now watch how, with just a flick of my hand how Jar-Jar Binks jumps into the Sarlacc!


Title: Re: Jedi mind trick
Post by: retrorussell on April 09, 2013, 11:19:25 PM
Star Wars meets Zapped.


Title: Re: Jedi mind trick
Post by: Flangepart on April 10, 2013, 12:45:47 PM
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LUKE:No, No. Hold your hand up higher. The Force is really posture conscious, Han.
HAN: Ahh, force, schmorce. You swing the blade, I shoot 'em. Now lets go infiltrate, for Kraken's sake...


Title: Re: Jedi mind trick
Post by: TheDope on May 02, 2013, 10:36:15 PM

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LUKE - These aren't the droids you're looking for.

STORMTROOPER - These aren't the droids you're looking for.

LUKE - Not "me"; YOU.

STORMTROOPER- Not "me"; YOU.

LUKE - No, YOU!

STORMTROOPER - No, YOU!

LUKE - Forget it.

STORMTROOPER - Forget it.

LUKE - What?

STORMTROOPER - What?

LUKE - GAAH!!!

STORMTROOPER - GAAH!!!