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Title: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: sprite75 on April 28, 2013, 03:58:08 PM
(http://www.retrobeeritems.flyingcart.com/images/hamms_bear_on_12_pack_newd4d6e.jpg)

I'm disappointed in my son.  I was hoping he and his family would go into the beer business like I did.  Instead they went into the toilet paper business.


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: LilCerberus on April 28, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
So... Which one is that a picture of?
It looks like a nondescript cartoon on a pack of cigarettes.


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: sprite75 on April 28, 2013, 04:10:25 PM
So... Which one is that a picture of?
It looks like a nondescript cartoon on a pack of cigarettes.


That's the Hamm's Beer Bear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamm%27s_Beer_bear).  Hamm's is a beer that's usually found in the cheap part of most beer aisles, right along with Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee's Best, and Old Style.


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: retrorussell on April 28, 2013, 06:31:48 PM
No, it's pork product; packaged by dyslexic people.


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: LilCerberus on April 28, 2013, 07:44:12 PM
Okay, let's see......
Cheapest beer in the aisle, tobacco product, pork product, and a painful subject.....

This is turning into a very unpretty picture! :tongueout:


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: Flangepart on April 29, 2013, 08:23:48 AM
Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on April 30, 2013, 04:34:59 PM
Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.

You mean, we've forgotten . . .

"From the land of sky blue waters.
Comes the beer refreshing.
Hamm's."

Yes, I have too much time on my hands.


Title: Re: I'm disappointed in my son...
Post by: TheDope on May 02, 2013, 09:39:51 PM

(http://www.retrobeeritems.flyingcart.com/images/hamms_bear_on_12_pack_newd4d6e.jpg)

Hey, Boo-Boo: forget the pick-a-nick baskets; I found somethin' even better!