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Title: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 08, 2013, 02:45:33 PM
I will begin:

(http://www.butterfinger.com/images/products/bf-detail.jpg)




Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2013, 02:49:13 PM
This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:

(http://blog.beliefnet.com/beyondgorgeous/files/2011/06/snickers1.jpg)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 08, 2013, 02:50:34 PM
This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:

([url]http://blog.beliefnet.com/beyondgorgeous/files/2011/06/snickers1.jpg[/url])


Well, I suppose it's better than:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyxOQBELFXpjEvXHi73EuEkhbmTISHueFjqwYsIJd-qv6ZEqLBYQ)



Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: LilCerberus on May 08, 2013, 02:55:53 PM

(http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg)

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 08, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
A guy can dream...
(http://advantageserviceltd.com/images/twix.gif)


But with two small kids and little sleep its more like:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7IcDtaK0adU/TQO3MVrXdrI/AAAAAAAABkk/rX2Uj3rl_xA/s1600/whatchamacallit_candy_bar.jpg)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: zombie #1 on May 08, 2013, 10:43:09 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/311uw3k.jpg)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2013, 01:02:45 AM
([url]http://i41.tinypic.com/311uw3k.jpg[/url])


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2013, 01:04:33 AM
At this moment and for the last eight years, mine has been an empty wrapper.  :tongueout:

In other words, no boom boom with soul brother.  :wink:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: indianasmith on May 09, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
Well, my wife's favorite candy bar is a Big Hunk . . . :teddyr:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: RCMerchant on May 09, 2013, 08:22:42 AM
Nutty Buddy!  :twirl:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 10, 2013, 10:15:16 PM

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg) 

You believe me, don't you?


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: LilCerberus on May 10, 2013, 10:34:05 PM

([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) 

You believe me, don't you?


Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer?


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 11, 2013, 01:23:16 AM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) 
...

Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer?

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logi5bv0Yt1qmm03ho1_400.jpg)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: ChaosTheory on May 11, 2013, 11:32:06 AM

([url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg[/url])



Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: LilCerberus on May 11, 2013, 12:05:28 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) 
...

Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer?

([url]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logi5bv0Yt1qmm03ho1_400.jpg[/url])


A free hooter?
and I missed it?
Aw, Man!


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: tracy on May 11, 2013, 12:17:35 PM
(http://www.americangrocery.co.uk/ekmps/shops/vmadhu/images/nestle-bit-o-honey-42g-1134-p.jpg)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Couchtr26 on May 12, 2013, 11:29:24 PM

([url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg[/url])

[url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg[/url]




Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Newt on May 13, 2013, 09:05:14 AM
Oh for goodness' sake, guys!   I suppose it is a male thing that there is no such thing as

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg/300px-Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg)

- I have been waiting for one of you to post that.  But maybe would it be considered too much like bragging?  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: dean on May 13, 2013, 09:10:01 AM
Oh for goodness' sake, guys!   I suppose it is a male thing that there is no such thing as

([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg/300px-Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg[/url])

- I have been waiting for one of you to post that.  But maybe would it be considered too much like bragging?  :bouncegiggle:


I never was a fan of liquorice so no need to brag.   :wink:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Trevor on May 14, 2013, 06:02:19 AM

([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) 

You believe me, don't you?


I've been looking for that.....  :wink:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Hammock Rider on September 16, 2013, 03:00:47 AM
(http://dolphinlettucetomato.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/nutrageous.jpg)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: VenomX73 on September 16, 2013, 02:58:56 PM
I'm glad nobody said Almond Joy  :wink:

Because... "Almond Joy Has Nuts, Mounds Don't".


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: alandhopewell on September 16, 2013, 04:09:32 PM
(http://www.sixthseal.com/archive/May2006/hersheys_symphony_chocolate_bar.jpg)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: retrorussell on September 16, 2013, 08:38:42 PM
(http://candyhero.com/static/files/1525.jpg)
As in, Take Five fingers and...  :teddyr:
Or maybe
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414V8Y7FG8L.jpg)
As in, just one participant.  :teddyr: :smile: :bluesad:


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Green on September 24, 2013, 10:08:00 AM
I'm glad nobody said Almond Joy  :wink:

Because... "Almond Joy Has Nuts, Mounds Don't".

That can go either way, though. "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" is their catchphrase and I'm pretty sure everyone of us, both male and female, has been in that position. I love boobs, but sometimes I just can't be bothered.


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2014, 11:43:43 AM
Snickers, because I always get a good snicker after having sex. :)


Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life?
Post by: Trevor on January 13, 2014, 12:59:39 AM
If there's a candy bar called CELIBACY or DORMANT, that will be fine for me.  :smile: