Title: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: The Burgomaster on May 08, 2013, 02:45:33 PM I will begin:
(http://www.butterfinger.com/images/products/bf-detail.jpg) Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2013, 02:49:13 PM This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:
(http://blog.beliefnet.com/beyondgorgeous/files/2011/06/snickers1.jpg) Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: The Burgomaster on May 08, 2013, 02:50:34 PM This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman: ([url]http://blog.beliefnet.com/beyondgorgeous/files/2011/06/snickers1.jpg[/url]) Well, I suppose it's better than: (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyxOQBELFXpjEvXHi73EuEkhbmTISHueFjqwYsIJd-qv6ZEqLBYQ) Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: LilCerberus on May 08, 2013, 02:55:53 PM (http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg) http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 08, 2013, 05:02:27 PM A guy can dream...
(http://advantageserviceltd.com/images/twix.gif) But with two small kids and little sleep its more like: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7IcDtaK0adU/TQO3MVrXdrI/AAAAAAAABkk/rX2Uj3rl_xA/s1600/whatchamacallit_candy_bar.jpg) Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: zombie no.one on May 08, 2013, 10:43:09 PM (http://i41.tinypic.com/311uw3k.jpg)
Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2013, 01:02:45 AM ([url]http://i41.tinypic.com/311uw3k.jpg[/url]) :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2013, 01:04:33 AM At this moment and for the last eight years, mine has been an empty wrapper. :tongueout:
In other words, no boom boom with soul brother. :wink: Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: indianasmith on May 09, 2013, 04:56:56 AM Well, my wife's favorite candy bar is a Big Hunk . . . :teddyr:
Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: RCMerchant on May 09, 2013, 08:22:42 AM Nutty Buddy! :twirl:
Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Allhallowsday on May 10, 2013, 10:15:16 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg) You believe me, don't you? Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: LilCerberus on May 10, 2013, 10:34:05 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) You believe me, don't you? Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer? Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Allhallowsday on May 11, 2013, 01:23:16 AM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) ... Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer? (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logi5bv0Yt1qmm03ho1_400.jpg) Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: ChaosTheory on May 11, 2013, 11:32:06 AM ([url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg[/url]) Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: LilCerberus on May 11, 2013, 12:05:28 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) ... Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer? ([url]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logi5bv0Yt1qmm03ho1_400.jpg[/url]) A free hooter? and I missed it? Aw, Man! Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: tracy on May 11, 2013, 12:17:35 PM (http://www.americangrocery.co.uk/ekmps/shops/vmadhu/images/nestle-bit-o-honey-42g-1134-p.jpg)
Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Couchtr26 on May 12, 2013, 11:29:24 PM ([url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg[/url]) [url]http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg[/url] Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Newt on May 13, 2013, 09:05:14 AM Oh for goodness' sake, guys! I suppose it is a male thing that there is no such thing as
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg/300px-Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg) - I have been waiting for one of you to post that. But maybe would it be considered too much like bragging? :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: dean on May 13, 2013, 09:10:01 AM Oh for goodness' sake, guys! I suppose it is a male thing that there is no such thing as ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg/300px-Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg[/url]) - I have been waiting for one of you to post that. But maybe would it be considered too much like bragging? :bouncegiggle: I never was a fan of liquorice so no need to brag. :wink: Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Trevor on May 14, 2013, 06:02:19 AM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Candy-Hersheys-MrGoodbar-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/url]) You believe me, don't you? I've been looking for that..... :wink: Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Hammock Rider on September 16, 2013, 03:00:47 AM (http://dolphinlettucetomato.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/nutrageous.jpg)
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: VenomX73 on September 16, 2013, 02:58:56 PM I'm glad nobody said Almond Joy :wink:
Because... "Almond Joy Has Nuts, Mounds Don't". Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: alandhopewell on September 16, 2013, 04:09:32 PM (http://www.sixthseal.com/archive/May2006/hersheys_symphony_chocolate_bar.jpg)
Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: retrorussell on September 16, 2013, 08:38:42 PM (http://candyhero.com/static/files/1525.jpg)
As in, Take Five fingers and... :teddyr: Or maybe (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414V8Y7FG8L.jpg) As in, just one participant. :teddyr: :smile: :bluesad: Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Green on September 24, 2013, 10:08:00 AM I'm glad nobody said Almond Joy :wink: Because... "Almond Joy Has Nuts, Mounds Don't". That can go either way, though. "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" is their catchphrase and I'm pretty sure everyone of us, both male and female, has been in that position. I love boobs, but sometimes I just can't be bothered. Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Bella on January 12, 2014, 11:43:43 AM Snickers, because I always get a good snicker after having sex. :)
Title: Re: Candy bar that describes your sex life? Post by: Trevor on January 13, 2014, 12:59:39 AM If there's a candy bar called CELIBACY or DORMANT, that will be fine for me. :smile:
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