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I was thinking about weird murder weapons the other day while donating plasma.  Once your plasma is donated, they freeze it until it's rock hard.  Imagine a late night murder at the donation center and the murder weapon was a frozen bag of plasma.  Blunt force trauma!
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Or how about a pair of those ceremonial ribbon cutting scissors?  Imagine getting killed with these.
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Can you think of some weird murder weapons in movies?  (Post pictures if you can)

Football sword from Graduation Day.

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The killer in Blood Hook uses a fishing rod with an oversized hook on it. 

Those ceremonial ribbon cutting scissors were used in Prom Night 3.

How about the gigantic fish hook from The Mutilator?

I think it was Slumber Party Massacre 3 where a guy got impaled with a For Sale sign that was in front of a house.

It's not a movie, but in Roald Dahl's story "Lamb to the Slaughter," a woman kills her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then puts in the oven. When the police come, she serves the lamb to them.

Well, it did appear as an episode of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508189/
...eta: and 21 years later as an ep of "Tales of the Unexpected": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717455/

Hahaha!   :thumbup:  That's hilarious!

the giant safety pin in AEROBICIDE (aka KILLER WORKOUT)

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A knife taped to a trombone slide from THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN.

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The unicorn in Dr Phibes is my go-to classic wacky murder weapon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9BF_TZ-Go

Side Sho (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0965443/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) has a scene where one of the villains is brained with a pet turtle. Can't find any clips, sadly. Also, ignore the rating, this movie is great. :thumbup:

The best part is where they have to turn the thing to get the guy loose.

The poodle pie scene from THEATER OF BLOOD.

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     The film HORRORS OF THE BLACK MUSEUM opened with a woman being killed by a pair of spikes that were loaded into a set of binoculars; from what I've heard, this was based on an actual case.

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An eggplant in Student Bodies.

Kathleen Turners uses a cooked one in Serial Mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMKgUJn0feM

Death by plastic boob asphyxiation in MOTHER'S DAY is the weirdest I've ever seen.

Choking somebody with ashes from an urn in Rouge River is probably the most original I've seen?

That's Brother Raffine's avatar.  :teddyr:

Murder with a small statue of Napoleon in The Medusa Touch  :buggedout:

The giant porcelain penis from A Clockwork Orange

Death by a huge scissor sculpture in Dead Again (1991)  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Death by elevator cable in OMEN II.
Death by American flag in FINAL DESTINATION 3.
Death by wire fence in FINAL DESTINATION 2.
Death by camera tripod in HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION.

      PEEPING TOM, a 1960 English film, dealt with a young filmaker who killed models with a sharpened tripod leg, as he filmed them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peeping_Tom_(film)

     DEADLY FRIEND, a 1988 movie, had a death by basketball.

Mmmh.. deat' by mow'r blade in Sling Blade.. mmhmm..

does actually happen irl from time to time. (by accident, not by murder not so much)

even a band named after it!

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You think you've seen it all, till you read the responses to this thread, but here are a baker's dozen of the weirdest murder weapons I've seen.

Tales from the Crypt
a wooden maze embedded with razor blades

Doctor Phibes Rises Again
stuffed into a bottle then cast into the sea

Arnold
crushed in a trash compactor
poisonous cold cream
entombed in a crypt

The Black Hole
a drill bit

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
dip

The Mummy
a sandstorm

Name of the Rose
an armillary sphere

Tales from the Darkside
a bent coat hanger shoved up the nose. (This one was unwatchable.)

Brotherhood of the Wolf
a lion

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
worms

a thigh high, black leather boot w/ high heels.

Poisonous snakebite
Paralyzed person
Place boot on person's head
Push down
Hold head under bath water till person drowns
Remove boot from bathtub
Shake water off boot

Lair of the White Worm

And not weird, but unusual and one of my favorite weapons, which I have thought about collecting . . . the swordcane, which has been wielded in the following films.

Arabaesque
Beat the Devil
Cat People (the original version)
Gilda
Reap the Wild Wind
Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows

Alien - The rolled up magazine

The Lawnmower scene in Sinister:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEVef9o-LeI

The balloon bullet in that James Bond movie

Live And Let Die.  Yaphet Kotto go boom!

Flung alien pancake parasites in WITHOUT WARNING.
Death by drowning in grain in DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW.
Death by suffocating on an arm (!) in JUST BEFORE DAWN.

An ear of corn from Scarecrow (2002):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8aAKDg-F3o

This is one of my favourite bad movies.  When my friend first told me about this film, I thought he was lying, or at least heavily exaggerating how bad it was.  Later, we managed to rent it.  I had to apologize to him since he was right all along.

Death from a tyre that has psychic powers. (Rubber)
Death from a Spoon, repeatedly hit. (The Incredibility Slow Murder with the Inefficient Weapon.)

There is a scene in "Cast a Deadly Spell" where someone is killed by thousands of bits of paper cutting them to pieces.

"Soul Vengeance" is about a man who uses his huge prehensile penis to strangle people.

"The Mutilator" also has an outboard motor used as a murder weapon.

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The locusts in Dr. Phibes.

And you can buy  a version of the Clockwork Orange statue right now.
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Its fiberglass, so its defintely safer than the original in case of home invasion.
-Ed

The film posted just above this post has an interesting--at least to me--plothole. As locusts are herbivores and not carnivores. The book, based upon the screenplay, got around the plothole by making ants the murder weapon. As some ants are carnivores.

Maybe dermestod beetles might be better.