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from the makers of Nixon and Illsa, She Wolf of the SS comes...

http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2013/05/28/scarlett-johansson-to-play-hillary-clinton---new-film-rodham-actress

I just ate dinner for chrissakes.

I'm sorry, I realize I might offend some people but why would anyone want to see a movie about Hillary? Can't we all agree she's awful? Why don't bank robbers wear Hillary masks?

Huh.

I could have sworn you had to actually do something interesting before anyone made a biopic about you. 

Guess I was wrong. 

I don't think there is enough "ugly chick" makeup in the world to make Scarlett look like Hilary!

The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that Nixon was remembered incorrectly by history............... ERA, Environmental Laws & gun control as we know them, he got the troops outa Nam.... Not to mention, Hillary learned everything she knows from this guy.

Hillary's "What difference does it make" line reminds me of Al Cowlings' "You know who I am, Dammit" line, which reminds me of Bill Cosby's "I thought I was Jesus Christ" joke....

I always thought the Clintons killed Nicole Brown & Ron Goldman in order to distract from Jimmy Carter's failed trip to North Korea, the enacting of those ineffective Haitian embargo policies, and the train wreck that was Hillary's 2hr infomercial for socialized health care. (Yeah, all that happened in the same week.)

YES, I'M OFF MY MEDS :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

This was my initial thought as well.  :teddyr:

It's just the thought of how Hollywood will portray her that turns my stomach. 

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I wonder if this film will have her literally dropping the ball over the Benghazi affair?

Jack- no offense taken and I concurr with your stomach.


I'm more interested in who will play Monica Lewinsky. Kat Dennings?

I found a first run movie poster...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sPtOlQIue9I/TpV0Vw6dsHI/AAAAAAAAJo4/FSeGvO1mWzA/s1600/hillary-melting.jpg)

There's a taboo about this too. You aren't supposed to make movies about living political figures because the commies did and so forth.

I would be hard pressed to think of a movie idea that is less interesting than this.

Whoever is producing this film may as well just take their money outside, put it in a pile, and set it on fire. It would be faster.

Didn't they do that in "Fun with Dick and Jane"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zVP41jl63M

I stand corrected

I do think that John Goodman should reprise his role (from SNL) as Monica's confidant Linda Tripp.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2766ba59573f91f9c1baae7a647d216/tumblr_mf2dhtlTaG1qltl3ro1_400.jpg)

I think I can see the spoilers....
There probably gonna start with her on the Watergate committee, depicting her as a tough smart young go-getter, who happens to be gorgeous even though she wasn't in real life.
Then the glass ceiling story, with republican good ol boys investigating Nixon, who obsequiously smile & pet her on the head everytime she tries to say something, ultimately blaming Nixon for ruining her career despite what he did for the ERA.
Then, jump forward twenty years, she's a bored, disparate housewife who comes into her own the moment she has to tell her $#@! for brains womanizing redneck husband that he has to start behaving himself.

They may even throw in a fictitious scene with chance encounter with Thatcher breaking down & needing consoling from Hillary.
I've seen enough of these darn things...

What the heck. If they're going to cast Scarlett Johannson as Hillary then just go all out and cast Robert Downey JR as Bill. Megan Fox as Monica. Pierce Brosnan as Ken Starr. Kate Upton as Linda Tripp.

Directed by Michael Bay. 

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