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Title: Hello everyone
Post by: DrSimonCowell on May 30, 2013, 05:29:58 PM
I'd like to say it is a pleasure meeting you all if you would allow that.  You see, I am a friend of the one you knew as WyreWizard.  Just a few weeks ago at our regular Saturday evening movie nitpickings, he had announced that he was no longer coming to this message board.  Some of us weren't surprised at this announcement.  Me and a few others were shocked because I often loved hearing him read the the replies to his movie reviews and nitpickings.  I had asked him for this site's addy but he simply refused to give it.  So I had to go through many hours of searching various sites with bad movies or bad move as the title.  I tried .coms, .nets, .co.uk, .co.jp and even .gov, LOL!!!  Then I decided to try bad-movie.org.  No luck.  The bad-movies.org.  No luck there either.  So I took out the hyphen and lo and behold!  So to be sure this was the right site, I checked the message boards for my friends posting.  Took a little effort but I found them and boy do you people sure know how to put on the hate.  LOL!

When he warned me you people were nuts, I could see he was putting that very kindly.  I really got a laugh from your replies to his message titled "My favorite TV commercial reality flaws."  I saw a lot of you guys bragging at how Old Spice got the girls running after you.  Frankly, I don't believe that because I have tried my share of men's colognes, after shaves and deodorants (yes even Old Spice too) and none of them and I mean NONE of them got scores of women running to me.  I also remember the part where he made a comment about beer commercials and one of you said "beer isn't an hallucinogent."  While that is true but the sad fact is when you are drunk, all centers of judgement and reasoning are shut down so you could perceive a garbage truck as a pink elephant.  LOL!!!


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
We knew you'd come back under a new name, Wyre.

OK, who had "2 months" in the pool?


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: zombie #1 on May 30, 2013, 06:12:12 PM
(http://stylealchemy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/simoncowell1.gif)


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Bushma on May 30, 2013, 06:24:20 PM
I'd like to say it is a pleasure meeting you all if you would allow that.  You see, I am a friend of the one you knew as WyreWizard.


For some reason (I still don't understand why) WyreWizard liked me, maybe it'll be the same with you maybe it won't.  Either way Welcome to the forums.

I saw a lot of you guys bragging at how Old Spice got the girls running after you.  Frankly, I don't believe that because I have tried my share of men's colognes, after shaves and deodorants (yes even Old Spice too) and none of them and I mean NONE of them got scores of women running to me.


Really, because I tried that Ax stuff and it works just like in the commercials.  Then again my wife said I was off my meds at that time and nothing that happened was real, so who knows.


We knew you'd come back under a new name, Wyre.


Hey, we don't know that for a fact... yet.  If it is Wyre, cool I enjoyed reading the posts of his that I did.  If DrSimonCowell isn't Wyre, then it's still someone new to the forum who at least gets a chance.


Oh, don't we need to do that new user hazing or something?  We all pick like 3 movies for him/her to watch and if (s)he is still sane then they are welcome.

My picks.

The Room
Kiss of the Vampire (Immortally Yours)
Black Sheep (2006) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/



Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2013, 06:53:23 PM

We knew you'd come back under a new name, Wyre.

Hey, we don't know that for a fact... yet.  If it is Wyre, cool I enjoyed reading the posts of his that I did.  If DrSimonCowell isn't Wyre, then it's still someone new to the forum who at least gets a chance.


I know it with >90% certainty.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: DrSimonCowell on May 30, 2013, 07:28:01 PM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2013, 07:46:06 PM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Same M.O., same IP. Maybe you're his twin brother.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 30, 2013, 07:57:36 PM
Wyre Wizard had his enemies but he was smart in that he fully agreed with me that the Wonder Twins could beat Superman because there were two of them to his one.

AND a monkey.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: zombie #1 on May 30, 2013, 08:33:56 PM
same IP.
owww, Rev with a fatal blow. :smile:


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Menard on May 30, 2013, 08:39:20 PM
owww, Rev with a fatal blow. :smile:

I could make something out of that.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 30, 2013, 09:24:20 PM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

I was under the impression that WyreWizard had no strong opinions of me-one way or the other.  To him-I simply was there.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: claws on May 31, 2013, 01:57:58 AM
If you ever needed proof that WW has a few loose screws, this is it.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Trevor on May 31, 2013, 02:31:02 AM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Did you warn you about me undies?  :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: DrSimonCowell on May 31, 2013, 05:18:55 AM
Same M.O., same IP. Maybe you're his twin brother.

Or maybe I am renting his guest house while my house undergoes repair and renovation and I am using my laptop computer to connect to his WiFi host.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: claws on May 31, 2013, 05:45:03 AM
 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: bob on May 31, 2013, 08:16:49 AM
I had a feeling he'd return.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Bushma on May 31, 2013, 01:52:43 PM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Only because they ARE after me!


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: zombie #1 on May 31, 2013, 09:39:28 PM
Same M.O., same IP. Maybe you're his twin brother.

Or maybe I am renting his guest house while my house undergoes repair and renovation and I am using my laptop computer to connect to his WiFi host.

"Hi Wyre ol' buddy, it's your good friend multi-millionaire music mogul and entrepreneur Simon Cowell here, can I borrow your internet connection to post on a bad movie forum that you used to post on?"

yep, seems legit.... definitely not WyreWizard IMO


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: RCMerchant on June 01, 2013, 10:14:16 AM

Actually--glad yer back... WW.I kinda get this urge to get moron poopie on my dick once in awhile-and you really make that urge surge,baby cheeks!  :wink:


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Pacman000 on June 01, 2013, 05:34:48 PM
You do realize this is one of the first sites that comes up when you type "bad movies," "Badmovies," or "bad-movies," into Yahoo or Google?



Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: DrSimonCowell on June 01, 2013, 10:14:52 PM
For some reason (I still don't understand why) WyreWizard liked me, maybe it'll be the same with you maybe it won't.  Either way Welcome to the forums.

Come to think of it, Wyre did mention you a few times, Mr. Bushma.  In fact last Saturday he showed us something he wished to give you.   It was just a pic of Godzilla and Mechagodzilla standing shoulder to shoulder.

Really, because I tried that Ax stuff and it works just like in the commercials.  Then again my wife said I was off my meds at that time and nothing that happened was real, so who knows

Really now Bushma?  Do you perhaps have any video evidence of this you can post on YouTube for us?


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Bushma on June 01, 2013, 11:32:18 PM



Really, because I tried that Ax stuff and it works just like in the commercials.  Then again my wife said I was off my meds at that time and nothing that happened was real, so who knows


Really now Bushma?  Do you perhaps have any video evidence of this you can post on YouTube for us?




If I had video evidence of everything I saw, then no one would have any doubts about The Greys, Bigfoot or Cthulhu.  Because one time, I saw this threesome and ... well... I think you get the picture.  It was just so wrong you couldn't look away!


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: RCMerchant on June 02, 2013, 08:40:49 AM
I believe ya,Bushma. My wife (RIP) Tara Sue was bi-polar-and lotsa other s**t-she took box full of meds.When she didn't-it was like Hell and Heaven at war.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 02, 2013, 01:17:22 PM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Did you warn you about me undies?  :buggedout: :wink:

Probably not. So let's run the undies up the South African flagpole and see whether our newest member salutes or keels over from the stench?


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Bushma on June 02, 2013, 04:37:37 PM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Did you warn you about me undies?  :buggedout: :wink:

Probably not. So let's run the undies up the South African flagpole and see whether our newest member salutes or keels over from the stench?

Let's not and just say we did.


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: 316zombie on June 02, 2013, 05:27:12 PM
i'm suffering from severe deja vu....


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 06:23:50 AM
Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Did you warn you about me undies?  :buggedout: :wink:

Probably not. So let's run the undies up the South African flagpole and see whether our newest member salutes or keels over from the stench?

 :buggedout:+ :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: tracy on June 04, 2013, 01:32:56 PM
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Title: Re: Hello everyone
Post by: Trevor on June 18, 2013, 08:07:16 AM
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 :teddyr: :teddyr: