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We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread.  What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -

Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!

What can you guys come up with?

I was expecting something closer to "oh my god!  What is that horrible thing?  Take it away!"

 :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

"Trevorrods: they stick to you, no matter what!"

"Trevor's Own: Number One in the Number Two Business!"

 :bouncegiggle:

Yessir, that's pretty much it. Try opening my undies drawer in the morning.  :buggedout: :buggedout:  :wink:

This is the general reaction when people attempt to open my undies drawer:  :buggedout: :buggedout:

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7472741120/h1A425FB8/)

 :wink: :wink:

"Trevor's Undies: they take no crap from anyone."  :wink:

"Trevor's Undies: Skid marks not included."  :teddyr:

Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.

No human has gone there before, but I have gone there, if you know what I mean.  :buggedout: :wink: :wink:

Trevor's Used Underpants...a bargain at any price.....in fact,make an offer.

Trevor's Used Underwear- Just run, For God Sakes Run, Run as far as you go before it corrupts you!

Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans

lmao!

Or maybe a more . . . erotic approach?

TREVOR'S SECRET

You'll wish you had not been curious!

Or better yet:

Trevor's Underpants:
"Common scents re-defined"!   :bouncegiggle:

Trevorick's of Hollywood:
For the naughty, stinky things inside you!

You guys are hilarious...

TrevWear- Every three months whether you need to or not.
Trevor's- The crunch that satisfies.

TREVORS- the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry about that.

TREV'S UNDIES: Doing for underwear what Godzilla did for Tokyo.

By line do you mean factory line or the line IN your undies?  :wink:

Trevors:  "They Stick to Everything"

The special peeps on here keep me like this  :teddyr: for quite a while.  :thumbup:

Three months is a little tooooo short.  :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

True words, Brother: true words.  :teddyr: :teddyr:

TREVOR'S UNDIES: Making people say "Dear lord, call hazmat!" since (just what is your birthday,again?)

"Trevor's Underpants"
"When down on the farm, they are the only underpants you'll ever need."

They are a(n) . . .
--appetite suppressant
--breath freshener
--crop protector
--de-greaser
--fungicide
--hand sanitizer
--herbicide
--insecticide
--pest remover
--pot and pan scrubber
--shark repellant
--spot remover
--wax and paint stripper
--weed killer
--wrinkle remover

Only $9.95. Plus shipping and handling. At these low prices you'll want to order more than one. And order 'em now!
"You can't go wrong! They are so strong! They won't last long!"
(Trevor not included. Sorry girls!)

Dag...I can't beat a sales pitch like that.

Born 11 September 1967, Bulawayo, Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe).  :smile:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

You sold me on 'shark repellant".  :thumbup:

$9.95 in SA Rand = R100: not bad. Me have them for free though.  :wink:

Trevor Sportsshorts - When you absolutely, positively want to have the locker room all to yourself!!

Trevor's undies:
-Stops Crime
-Makes everybody to agree with your views.
-Get great service.
-Able to ride first class
Stops Ninja Attacks
Makes Pirates cry

Trevor's undies: The gift that keeps on taking.

Trev's- They're not just for breaking wind anymore.

Trevor's new (not improved) NO WASH Underwear!

Never worry about those unsightly stains again!  These undies are already colored so you don't have to worry!

(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/29/no%20wash%20boxers.jpg)

 :teddyr: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Trevor's Own Brand: "You wear um, they stickum"  :buggedout: +  :teddyr:

TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.

 :buggedout:+  :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:

I'm going away for a few days at the end of this month so they might just do that, what with the cold weather and everything.  :smile:

Trevor's Undies:
The undies that killed Inspector 12

Trev's Own: NO SKIDEE, NO LAUNDRY  :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:

TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

It never is.  :wink: