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Title: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: indianasmith on June 03, 2013, 11:23:42 PM
We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread.  What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -

Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!

What can you guys come up with?


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 03, 2013, 11:43:58 PM
I was expecting something closer to "oh my god!  What is that horrible thing?  Take it away!"


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 12:46:56 AM
We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread.  What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -

Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!

What can you guys come up with?

 :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

"Trevorrods: they stick to you, no matter what!"

"Trevor's Own: Number One in the Number Two Business!"

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 12:48:09 AM
I was expecting something closer to "oh my god!  What is that horrible thing?  Take it away!"

Yessir, that's pretty much it. Try opening my undies drawer in the morning.  :buggedout: :buggedout:  :wink:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 02:17:52 AM
This is the general reaction when people attempt to open my undies drawer:  :buggedout: :buggedout:

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7472741120/h1A425FB8/)

 :wink: :wink:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 06:09:42 AM
"Trevor's Undies: they take no crap from anyone."  :wink:

"Trevor's Undies: Skid marks not included."  :teddyr:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 04, 2013, 08:37:26 AM
Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 08:41:16 AM
Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.

No human has gone there before, but I have gone there, if you know what I mean.  :buggedout: :wink: :wink:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: tracy on June 04, 2013, 01:01:11 PM
Trevor's Used Underpants...a bargain at any price.....in fact,make an offer.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: El Misfit on June 04, 2013, 03:03:08 PM
Trevor's Used Underwear- Just run, For God Sakes Run, Run as far as you go before it corrupts you!


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: LilCerberus on June 04, 2013, 04:10:38 PM
Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 04, 2013, 06:10:35 PM
Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans

lmao!



Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: indianasmith on June 04, 2013, 06:16:22 PM
Or maybe a more . . . erotic approach?

TREVOR'S SECRET

You'll wish you had not been curious!


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 05, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
Or better yet:

Trevor's Underpants:
"Common scents re-defined"!   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: indianasmith on June 05, 2013, 06:42:02 AM
Trevorick's of Hollywood:
For the naughty, stinky things inside you!


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: ER on June 05, 2013, 12:22:21 PM
You guys are hilarious...


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 05, 2013, 02:03:22 PM
TrevWear- Every three months whether you need to or not.
Trevor's- The crunch that satisfies.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 06, 2013, 08:09:15 AM
TREVORS- the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry about that.

TREV'S UNDIES: Doing for underwear what Godzilla did for Tokyo.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 06, 2013, 08:43:24 AM
By line do you mean factory line or the line IN your undies?  :wink:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Andrew on June 06, 2013, 08:45:05 AM
Trevors:  "They Stick to Everything"


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 06, 2013, 08:51:41 AM
You guys are hilarious...

The special peeps on here keep me like this  :teddyr: for quite a while.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 06, 2013, 08:53:10 AM
TrevWear- Every three months whether you need to or not.
Trevor's- The crunch that satisfies.

Three months is a little tooooo short.  :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 06, 2013, 08:54:26 AM
TREVORS- the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry about that.

TREV'S UNDIES: Doing for underwear what Godzilla did for Tokyo.

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 06, 2013, 08:57:26 AM
Trevors:  "They Stick to Everything"

True words, Brother: true words.  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 06, 2013, 12:54:34 PM
TREVOR'S UNDIES: Making people say "Dear lord, call hazmat!" since (just what is your birthday,again?)


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 06, 2013, 04:37:12 PM
"Trevor's Underpants"
"When down on the farm, they are the only underpants you'll ever need."

They are a(n) . . .
--appetite suppressant
--breath freshener
--crop protector
--de-greaser
--fungicide
--hand sanitizer
--herbicide
--insecticide
--pest remover
--pot and pan scrubber
--shark repellant
--spot remover
--wax and paint stripper
--weed killer
--wrinkle remover

Only $9.95. Plus shipping and handling. At these low prices you'll want to order more than one. And order 'em now!
"You can't go wrong! They are so strong! They won't last long!"
(Trevor not included. Sorry girls!)


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 06, 2013, 05:10:59 PM
Dag...I can't beat a sales pitch like that.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 07, 2013, 12:40:41 AM
TREVOR'S UNDIES: Making people say "Dear lord, call hazmat!" since (just what is your birthday,again?)

Born 11 September 1967, Bulawayo, Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe).  :smile:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 07, 2013, 12:47:05 AM
--pest remover
--shark repellant
--spot remover
--wrinkle remover

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

You sold me on 'shark repellant".  :thumbup:

$9.95 in SA Rand = R100: not bad. Me have them for free though.  :wink:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: indianasmith on June 07, 2013, 11:16:48 PM
Trevor Sportsshorts - When you absolutely, positively want to have the locker room all to yourself!!


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: El Misfit on June 07, 2013, 11:27:29 PM
Trevor's undies:
-Stops Crime
-Makes everybody to agree with your views.
-Get great service.
-Able to ride first class
Stops Ninja Attacks
Makes Pirates cry


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 08, 2013, 08:42:16 AM
Trevor's undies: The gift that keeps on taking.

Trev's- They're not just for breaking wind anymore.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Bushma on June 08, 2013, 09:39:15 AM
Trevor's new (not improved) NO WASH Underwear!

Never worry about those unsightly stains again!  These undies are already colored so you don't have to worry!

(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/29/no%20wash%20boxers.jpg)


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 10, 2013, 05:21:47 AM
Trevor's undies:
Stops Ninja Attacks

 :teddyr: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2013, 06:37:19 AM
Trevor's Own Brand: "You wear um, they stickum"  :buggedout: +  :teddyr:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 12, 2013, 07:51:40 AM
TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 12, 2013, 08:16:24 AM
TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.

 :buggedout:+  :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:

I'm going away for a few days at the end of this month so they might just do that, what with the cold weather and everything.  :smile:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 12, 2013, 01:24:50 PM
Trevor's Undies:
The undies that killed Inspector 12


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 24, 2013, 06:37:35 AM
Trev's Own: NO SKIDEE, NO LAUNDRY  :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Flangepart on June 24, 2013, 08:25:07 AM
TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!


Title: Re: A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!
Post by: Trevor on June 25, 2013, 12:54:22 AM
TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

It never is.  :wink: