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Title: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 10, 2013, 12:48:39 PM
The Cleansing (The Purge Rip-off)


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 10, 2013, 01:46:15 PM
My first thought was a Batman take-off with the title Dark Avenger.

Then I realized as long as we have Avenger in the title, we might as well thrown some mentions of the Avengers movie itself into it.  At the very least have a Samuel L. Jackson look alike in an eyepatch. 


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 10, 2013, 02:19:58 PM
My first thought was a Batman take-off with the title Dark Avenger.

Then I realized as long as we have Avenger in the title, we might as well thrown some mentions of the Avengers movie itself into it.  At the very least have a Samuel L. Jackson look alike in an eyepatch. 

...The REvengers?


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 10, 2013, 02:59:04 PM
My first thought was a Batman take-off with the title Dark Avenger.

Then I realized as long as we have Avenger in the title, we might as well thrown some mentions of the Avengers movie itself into it.  At the very least have a Samuel L. Jackson look alike in an eyepatch. 

...The REvengers?
That can be the sequel. 

And in the third movie, they can fight Piranha-Crab! 


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: indianasmith on June 10, 2013, 03:42:52 PM
MAN OF IRON (it could be a mash-up of Superman AND Iron Man!!!)


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on June 10, 2013, 04:39:46 PM
After The Earth - After Earth, gotta remember that all important "the"!"


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: FatFreddysCat on June 10, 2013, 06:21:01 PM

...The REvengers?

That was gonna be my idea!!

Storyline: Metal Man, the White Widow, the Almighty Thor (from their own "Thor" Mockbuster), the Incredible Bulk and Hawknose are gathered together by Nicky Furious, Agent of YIELD, to battle an invasion.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 10, 2013, 09:08:47 PM
Buccaneers of the Caribbean

Cabins in the Forest




Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Robocop on June 10, 2013, 09:48:45 PM
Fast & Angry - Fast & Furious 6 ripoff


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2013, 02:36:35 AM
GoFar: some dumbass car dealer has his wife kidnapped for a ransom which another idiot goes and buries in the snow.  :wink:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Robocop on June 11, 2013, 03:30:47 AM
A Hard Day to Die Bad - A Good Day to Die Hard ripoff.

Could a Asylum version really be any worse then the official product?


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2013, 05:24:20 AM
Could a Asylum version really be any worse then the official product?

I think it might actually be better.  :teddyr:

Colleagues of mine worked with John Moore on Flight of The Phoenix and their dealings with him made them go  :buggedout: :buggedout: ever so slightly.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Flangepart on June 11, 2013, 08:20:34 AM
Ya know, Corman can feel safe. I can't see how even Asylum can ripoff his movies. Remake, maybe...

ASSAULT OF THE URANUS MEN.
DUKE OF SPACE.
VILE BRAIN FROM OUTER SPACE.
JOURNEY TO THE 6TH PLANET.
DEAD PLANET MARS.
EARTH AGINST FLYING SAUCERS.
THE CREATURE THAT CHALLENGED THE EARTH.
MONSTER ARACNID INVASION.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 12, 2013, 12:33:37 AM
COWS GO MOO, LAMBS GO BAA: Asylum rip-off of Silence Of The Lambs  :wink:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: zombie #1 on June 12, 2013, 05:46:18 AM
Barry Trotter & The Container Of Burning Stuff.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 12, 2013, 06:13:47 AM
Barry Trotter & The Container Of Burning Stuff.

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Flangepart on June 12, 2013, 07:56:52 AM
THE HUGE TALON.
THE MASS.
THE GLOB.
KINGDOM OF THE ARACNIDS.
ILLINOIS SMITH AND THE KINGDOM OF THE GLASS CRANIUM.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 12, 2013, 08:29:06 AM
WORLD WAR L,M,N,O,P



Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 12, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
Nightmares in Elm's Drive

Delinquent Samurai Lizards



Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: LilCerberus on June 12, 2013, 01:31:26 PM
Nightmares in Elm's Drive

There's already been "Nightmare At Elm Manor", a '60s super 8 smoker, nsfw.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 12, 2013, 11:24:34 PM
CONCEPTION (Rip-off of INCEPTION)


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: LilCerberus on June 13, 2013, 12:08:29 AM
Skull Cowboy
A rip off of Ghost Rider, with the plot stolen from Born Losers, with numerous references to The Crow.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 13, 2013, 02:45:07 AM
HAIRY POTHEAD and the GANJA TRIBE.  :buggedout: +  :wink: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 13, 2013, 08:45:02 AM
Wicked Undead (The Evil Dead)


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 14, 2013, 01:38:10 AM

ILLINOIS SMITH AND THE KINGDOM OF THE GLASS CRANIUM.


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: FatFreddysCat on June 14, 2013, 07:44:42 AM
The Steel of Man

Rocketed from the doomed planet Krapton, Chuck Trent lands on earth and becomes Superbman.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on June 14, 2013, 08:33:52 AM
Underpants: The Final Thread: my life story.  :twirl: :wink:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: cqmorrell on June 15, 2013, 04:36:23 AM
28 Hours Later: Survivors of a generic doomsday virus stuck in a Wal-Mart with Matango knockoffs

Labor Day: Killer wearing a spraypainted Spock mask stalks babysitters

Night Terrors on Birch Boulevard: killer with really bad skin condition attacks people while they are sleeping, but ... in the real world

Malicious Mimes From Another World: Killer Klowns from Outer Space, almost shot for shot, but with mimes

The Slime: The Blob, but it attacks a little kid first, becomes blue when it eats people and can only be stopped/killed with fire

Gore Buffet: Splatter flick starring an actor in his 50s playing a killer in his 20s who runs a Western Sizzlin'-esque restaurant, who kills people to use as offerings to an obscure deity

Unnatural Occurrence: A film consisting of nothing but night-vision footage of doors closing by themselves accompanied by scare chords, for an hour

Man's Worst Enemy: Genetically engineered monster dog played by a shaved Old English Sheepdog created by Malcolm McDowell eats mailmen like candy bars and attacks people with acid dung

The Ones Satan Rejected: George Buza, Stacy Keibler and that tattooed guy from Nip/Tuck as pottymouthed killers, all to a dubstep soundtrack


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 29, 2013, 12:47:29 AM
Space Theater 5,000 (MST3K Rip-off)


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 29, 2013, 12:55:57 AM
The Steel of Man

Rocketed from the doomed planet Krapton, Chuck Trent lands on earth and becomes Superbman.
I've always liked the name "Superior Man" myself. 


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Javakoala on July 14, 2013, 08:00:17 AM
Project: Sharkpedo!

Shaun Cassidy and Jimmy McNichol are deep sea fishing guides who, after surviving a freak tropical storm, witness the destruction of a boat full of refugees by what appears to be a torpedo. They rescue a survivor, played by Soleil Moon Frye, who tells them it was a shark, not a torpedo. She just happens to be a government agent posing as a refugee so she can discover what has been destroying various ships, but leaving no bodies behind. As fate would have it, the boat they are in becomes the next target of Project: Sharkpedo!

Not really a mockbuster title, but given the interest in Sharknado, I figured it would fit. Kinda.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Puma81 on July 14, 2013, 10:42:17 AM
welcome to... TRIASSIC PARK!   "we spared all expenses"


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on July 15, 2013, 05:19:03 AM
welcome to... TRIASSIC PARK!   "we spared all expenses"

LOL  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Flangepart on July 15, 2013, 09:22:11 AM
PACIFIC RIMSHOT. Same movie, but starring jack Black, Jim Carry, Paul Rubins, Seth Green, and a host of comedians.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on July 20, 2013, 09:40:11 PM
PACIFIC RIMSHOT. Same movie, but starring jack Black, Jim Carry, Paul Rubins, Seth Green, and a host of comedians.

And the very next day I was in a super-max penitentiary/psychiatric ward.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Ted C on July 21, 2013, 10:26:18 PM
MUTANT ALIEN SHARK CATASTROPHE!

Seems to incorporate everything they're about.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: pizdatrica on July 23, 2013, 12:20:51 PM
World War Zed
Men of Steel
Atlantic Rim
The Oblivion
Before Earth


yup, sounds like their titles :P


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Ted C on July 24, 2013, 05:25:50 AM
Waspocalypse

Swarms of giant mutant wasps escape from a government laboratory and start wrecking civilization.

Why giant wasps? Science!

It would be glorious.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: MrMari on July 28, 2013, 04:26:05 AM
Mutant Bedbug Invasion -NO SLEEP FOR YOU-

This would need to star Kari Wuhrer who at 46 still looks great. She was recently in SyFy's "Alien Tornado". A fun one that didn't get the hype of Sharknado.


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: A.J. Bauer on August 02, 2013, 03:08:34 PM
The Tasmanian Devil


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Pacman000 on September 05, 2013, 10:46:28 AM
A Fistfight for Dollars.
Two Fist-Fulls of Dollars.
A Fist Filled with Dollars.
The Ugly! The Bad! And the Good!

(Three of these I've already used in the make-a-bad-title thread, but they fit better here.)


Title: Re: Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!
Post by: Trevor on September 21, 2013, 03:15:29 AM
BLOWJOB ON A PLANE ;)