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Title: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: Bushma on June 13, 2013, 12:25:52 PM
Ok, turns out there's a sequel to 300 and it's not called 301!

The trailer posmisses us a movie full of slow motion kicks, jumps, sword swings, and I'm sure there will be even people with freakishly high blood pressure so when they get cut the blood flys!  As far as a plot, I'm still not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2zqy21Z29ps


Title: Re: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: Flangepart on June 13, 2013, 05:17:55 PM
So...why am I expecting...hoping this ends up at Rifftrax?


Title: Re: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: ChaosTheory on June 14, 2013, 10:44:30 AM
Meh.  I enjoy the first one, but this just looks like more of the same. 
I'll probably rent it at some point.


Title: Re: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: Javakoala on June 15, 2013, 01:22:41 PM
My god...can't we just go back to the old Steve Reeves Hercules movies? At least they were fun and not nearly as overtly homo-erotic.

And, yeah, I'm a bit tired to the gallons of blood fountaining up from EVERY wound.

At least now I know what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for. "Horse"! Because that pony sure looked to be walking on water half of the time. (No offense meant towards the religious faithful in the forum.)


Title: Re: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: ChaosTheory on June 17, 2013, 11:29:23 AM
My god...can't we just go back to the old Steve Reeves Hercules movies? At least they were fun and not nearly as overtly homo-erotic.


Hey now, some of us like overtly homoerotic action movies! ;)


Title: Re: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: indianasmith on June 17, 2013, 01:00:28 PM
Waitaminute . . .

Eva Green's in this one???


I AM THERE.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: 300: Rise of an Empire
Post by: Joe on June 21, 2013, 12:57:52 PM
P.S. 490 BC Greece was pretty homo-erotic as a whole ;)