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Title: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: Flangepart on July 18, 2013, 08:29:39 AM
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When Dianne looked out her window, she knew she it would be a fowl day.


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: sprite75 on July 18, 2013, 06:31:59 PM
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Ernie Anastos: "Keep f-----g that chicken!"
Nick Gregory: "No way pal!  You first!"


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: retrorussell on July 18, 2013, 06:57:48 PM
This is borne from the Wish Corruption Game.  Someone asked for chicks.


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on July 18, 2013, 07:18:54 PM
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Aladdin to the Genie: "This isn't what I wished for when I said I wanted a bigger c*ck"!


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: LilCerberus on July 18, 2013, 07:48:13 PM
Stock footage to be used in the remakes of both Food Of The Gods and Woody Allen's Sleeper.


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: Flangepart on July 19, 2013, 08:27:09 AM
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 Hitchcocks THE BIRDS, as re imagined by Del Toro..


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: Javakoala on July 20, 2013, 04:12:18 PM

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The situation was so severe that even PETA agreed: These chickens must DIE!!!
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Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: tracy on July 22, 2013, 01:21:15 PM
The world would soon know the awful truth about Old MacDonald's farm.


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on July 22, 2013, 03:14:04 PM
Old McDonald had a farm..E I E I O
Then a great big co*k had done him harm..E I E I O
With a cluck cluck here and cluck cluck there..
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere he's fuc*ed fuc*ed..
Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O....


Title: Re: Where's the Col. when ya need him?
Post by: LilCerberus on July 22, 2013, 03:23:08 PM
Idea to eliminate world hunger: Create a bunch of giant mutant chickens, then sic them on the hungry!