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Title: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: RCMerchant on August 02, 2013, 10:26:08 AM
Im at Tianas. Typing. On the f**king computer just a minute a go. This punk with a shaved head and tattos is beating his girlfreind outside. So I run out with a kitchen knife aqnd tell him to back the f**k up.
And he laffs-"What you gonna do old man?"
I'm gonna cut your f**king throat,MAN!"
So he backs up-
Dam.I made an enemy...I dont need this s**t at my age.


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: akiratubo on August 02, 2013, 11:42:46 AM
Don't worry, no one f**ks with crazy old men.   :cheers:


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: alandhopewell on August 02, 2013, 12:01:32 PM
     Dude, you represented, in the way a man is supposed to do.

     With my compliments....

(http://media.americanfood4u.de/jpg800/10000398_1.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 02, 2013, 01:09:41 PM
Well it did the job.  Good work old man
(http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/old.jpg).
-Ed


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Newt on August 02, 2013, 03:53:40 PM
Ronnie you are such a good person!  That was flat-out heroic.  Tiana must be proud of you. 


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 02, 2013, 04:36:12 PM
Ronnie you are such a good person!  That was flat-out heroic.  Tiana must be proud of you.  
I think it's actually "Tina"...  :bouncegiggle:  EDIT: No, it IS TIANA!!!
Any man that hits a woman is a coward, a bully, a stupid turd.  'Course the way to handle it might have been to call the police, but you've got to love Ron.  He's brave and good.  


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 02, 2013, 05:36:08 PM
Krunked up


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Paquita on August 03, 2013, 12:25:04 AM
You done a good thing!  You’re never too old to look out for others! 

I think my gramma on her own was the entire neighborhood watch well into her 80’s.  My friends would tease me sometimes about always seeing my gramma glaring out the window watching everything that went on.  If it wasn’t for her, I’m sure I would have been raped, kidnapped, or murdered by now.  There were several occasions where I’d be outside reading on the porch or walking home from somewhere and some guy would start talking to me and she would come out and stare at him until he was uncomfortable and left.  I was kind of annoyed by that sometimes.  But one day a man grabbed me on the corner of my block when I was coming home from school.  He kept trying to wrestle me into the closest gangway, and I knew if I just struggled with him long enough to get into my gramma’s view, I’d be safe.  I kept wriggling past each house and then two houses from mine I saw her come out yelling and shaking her fist!  She scared the living daylights outta him and he fled like a deer!  I will forever be grateful to her for that.

Now when I hear something going on, I check.  If it ‘s late at night or I think there’s a weapon involved, I call the police.  If it’s someone just being an a-hole to someone else, I go outside, cross my arms, and give a very blatant, disappointed stare.  I supposed it could just teach them to commit their tomfoolery in private, but I hope it makes them uncomfortable and reminds them how to behave.

Let the RC zone be the safety zone.  Embrace it!


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Newt on August 03, 2013, 06:14:54 AM
Any man that hits a woman is a coward, a bully, a stupid turd.  'Course the way to handle it might have been to call the police, but you've got to love Ron.  He's brave and good.  

Agreed.  Of course we love Ron.  He's honest and brave and tragic and he's our friend.


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Olivia Bauer on August 03, 2013, 08:48:05 AM
As dangerous as what you did was, you've got serious nut. You're a hero so be proud of it.

Keep an eye out for that s**t head though, worst case scenario he comes back with a gun.


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on August 03, 2013, 01:23:37 PM
As dangerous as what you did was, you've got serious nut. You're a hero so be proud of it.

Keep an eye out for that s**t head though, worst case scenario he comes back with a gun.

Or this guy could call the cops, say that Ron brandished a deadly weapon against him, and his girlfriend, "Stockholmed" by her boyfriend, would agree and Ron might face felony assault with a deadly weapon charges.  In any case, good job man  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 03, 2013, 11:02:03 PM
mmmmm


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Trevor on August 05, 2013, 04:24:39 AM
Im at Tianas. Typing. On the f**king computer just a minute a go. This punk with a shaved head and tattos is beating his girlfreind outside. So I run out with a kitchen knife aqnd tell him to back the f**k up.
And he laffs-"What you gonna do old man?"
I'm gonna cut your f**king throat,MAN!"
So he backs up-
Dam.I made an enemy...I dont need this s**t at my age.

As BrotherAlan said: "You represented!"  :cheers:


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: tracy on August 06, 2013, 02:34:41 PM
A heart that is brave and true....I am honored to know you,my friend.
(((HUGS!!!)))


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: RCMerchant on August 07, 2013, 02:48:23 PM
I seen him again. He dont hit his girl when Im in earshot...and he calls me "sir".
I did good,I think.
It's real bad thunderstorming.But Tiana needs bread.She's at work.
I gotta go up town. I aint gotta car. :bluesad:I gotta coat!  It's a 1968 Carhart! And its green!  :cheers:
It belonged to Nickolia Siskaninitz!  :drink:
It even smells old.
And when I die It goes to my grandson.
It's an old coat.  :wink:


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 07, 2013, 04:10:24 PM
I seen him again. He dont hit his girl when Im in earshot...and he calls me "sir".
I did good,I think.
It's real bad thunderstorming.But Tiana needs bread.She's at work.
I gotta go up town. I aint gotta car. :bluesad:I gotta coat!  It's a 1968 Carhart! And its green!  :cheers:
It belonged to Nickolia Siskaninitz!  :drink:
It even smells old.
And when I die It goes to my grandson.
It's an old coat.  :wink:

Poetry?


Title: Re: I'm too old for this s**t.
Post by: Cthulhu on August 08, 2013, 10:40:11 AM
Im at Tianas. Typing. On the f**king computer just a minute a go. This punk with a shaved head and tattos is beating his girlfreind outside. So I run out with a kitchen knife aqnd tell him to back the f**k up.
And he laffs-"What you gonna do old man?"
I'm gonna cut your f**king throat,MAN!"
So he backs up-
Dam.I made an enemy...I dont need this s**t at my age.
You're the f**king man, RCMerchant.
You did the right thing.