Title: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: claws on August 05, 2013, 03:43:19 AM I usually get entertainment out of most bad movies, but these had no redeeming fun-cheese values for me what-so-ever. Check it out:
001 Hip Hop Locos 2001 002 Mummy Maniac 2007 003 Return of the Boogeyman 1994 004 Invasion from Inner Earth 1974 005 Curse of the Headless Horseman 1972 006 The Off Season 2004 007 Blood Theatre 1984 008 Ape 1976 009 Honey Britches 1971 010 Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy 1999 011 Kill the Scream Queen 2004 012 Rise of the Undead 2005 013 Half-Caste 2004 014 Blood Shack 1971 015 Last House on Hell Street 2002 016 The Mailman 2004 017 Space Zombie Bingo!!! 1993 018 Death to the Supermodels 2005 019 Primitif 1980 020 30 Days to Die 2009 021 Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol 2000 022 Grizzly Rage 2007 023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge 1987 024 Sea of Fear 2006 025 Killing Birds: Raptors 1987 026 The Rockville Slayer 2004 027 Howling III 1987 028 Beyond the Wall of Sleep 2006 029 Bear 2010 030 Jack O'Lantern 2004 031 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams 2010 032 UKM: The Ultimate Killing Machine 2006 033 The Wrecking Crew 2000 034 Tales from the Grave 2003 035 The Vulture's Eye 2004 036 The Legend of Bigfoot 1976 037 Prey of the Jaguar 1996 038 Terror at Orgy Castle 1972 039 The Fog 2005 040 The Damned 2006 041 Firehead 1991 042 Task Force 2001 2000 043 The Silencer 1992 044 A Day of Judgment 1981 045 Fire Serpent 2007 046 Shatter Dead 1994 047 Prom Night 2008 048 Grease 2 1982 049 Panther Squad 1984 050 The Pink Chiquitas 1987 051 Death from Beyond 2006 052 Zero in and Scream 1971 053 Dark Stories: Tales from Beyond the Grave 2001 054 Doll Graveyard 2005 055 Psycho 1998 056 Ice from the Sun 1999 057 The Innocent 2006 058 Shocker 1989 059 Assassin 1986 060 Wacky Taxi 1972 Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: Jack on August 05, 2013, 06:28:17 AM I think I made it 15 - 20 minutes into Hip Hop Locos.
Personally I'd put Death Tunnel at the top of my list though. An entire movie edited together like and MTV video. If I was in charge of things, the director would be flogged in the public square. Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is right up there too. I was correctly predicting lines of dialogue before they were said. There wasn't a single scene in that movie I hadn't seen done better in 15 other movies. Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: alandhopewell on August 05, 2013, 01:46:08 PM Garbage movie that left my DVD player smelling like butt....
(http://www.getdvdcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/All_Superheroes_Must_Die_2011_R1front-www.GetDVDCovers.com_.jpg) Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: Puma81 on August 05, 2013, 06:20:48 PM Nice list!
I could make a pretty substantial one as well... and I think i will. Thanks for the inspiration. However, I LIKED A*P*E*! That movie was pretty enjoyable to me. But I'm sick. Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: lester1/2jr on August 05, 2013, 07:23:51 PM I was really disappointed with 011 Kill the Scream Queen. I loved some of Bill Zebub's other stuff though
Is Blood Shack the one with the Chooper? I think I gave it 4 stars haha 023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge 1987 // with a name like that from that year I don't see how it could be bad sorry Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: VenomX73 on August 05, 2013, 07:37:46 PM I'm sure this comes as no surprise... Super Mario Bros the movie (1993)
(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/275681_S/super-mario-bros-movie.jpg) Its the worst movie I've seen. Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: claws on August 06, 2013, 01:56:09 AM 023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge 1987 // with a name like that from that year I don't see how it could be bad sorry You'd be hard pressed haha. Apparently Troma bought a very boring late 1970s drama titled The Hunting Season. It's about three or four hunters who rape some woman in their cabin, followed by boring scenes taking place in court. The original movie played out like a PG rated TV flick. No graphic violence whatsoever. Troma added new footage filmed in 1987 for the opening credits. It shows a hermit-like woman preparing her revenge against the rapists I think. Furthermore, Troma trimmed several minutes of the original movie, for pacing I assume. Which didn't make the movie any better. So in the end it's just a boring, re-titled, edited mess. Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: RCMerchant on August 06, 2013, 07:16:46 AM SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1964) is the worst movie I have ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdsFQJRn-M AAGH! Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: lester1/2jr on August 06, 2013, 08:22:24 AM RC- There was an interesting interview with director Matt Cimber in Shock Cinema. To his credit, he did make Candy Tangerine Man and the G.L.O.W. tv show
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: RCMerchant on August 06, 2013, 01:07:32 PM RC- There was an interesting interview with director Matt Cimber in Shock Cinema. To his credit, he did make Candy Tangerine Man and the G.L.O.W. tv show Yep. He sucks on many levels. :drink:Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: retrorussell on August 06, 2013, 01:40:04 PM I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there. At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list. But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies.
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: alandhopewell on August 06, 2013, 02:14:40 PM (http://coprocinephilia.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/howard-poster.jpg)
(http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/Sextette.jpg) (http://www.smitheeawards.com/images/covers/RoboVamp.jpg) Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: tracy on August 06, 2013, 02:45:52 PM One of the worst movies I've ever suffered through was "Space Jam".....egad! My daughter wanted to see it so we went. By the end of the film I was pricing therapy.
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: lester1/2jr on August 06, 2013, 03:19:43 PM I'd put Marina Monster (2008) against any of these
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: voltron on August 06, 2013, 03:55:14 PM I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there. At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list. But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies. Yeah, Russell. I stumbled upon it in the vhs rental days and rented it blindly. BIG mistake. I :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: this movie.Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: retrorussell on August 06, 2013, 05:39:54 PM Yeah, Russell. I stumbled upon it in the vhs rental days and rented it blindly. BIG mistake. I :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: this movie. Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: claws on August 07, 2013, 01:52:07 AM I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there. At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list. But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies. I'm obsessed with Scream (1981) :bouncegiggle: It came out of nowhere, turned my world upside down, and refuses to leave. There's no doubt that Scream is utterly bad, but for some strange reason I find it to be fascinating. We have been discussing and (over) analyzing Scream at another message board for years, and came to the conclusion that there lies rhyme and reason within this hot mess of an oddball slasher. Someone compared it and saw patterns to David Lynch's style of film making, which gave us even more food for thought: intentional incoherence to throw the viewer off or simply the result of inept no-budget film making? It's all in good fun, and over the years Scream has become some sort of "favorite" companion of mine I neither really love or hate. It's just there and here to stay I'm afraid :smile: Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: Jack on August 07, 2013, 06:19:01 AM I made it about 20 minutes into Scream. I thought the main female character and Neve Campbell's character were absolutely detestable.
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: Francesco Dellamorte on August 07, 2013, 12:45:48 PM I've tried to watch Hard Rock Zombies at least five times. I've never made it all the way through.
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: crackers on August 07, 2013, 02:21:04 PM It has been years since I have seen it, but from what I remember, I really liked Shocker.
And I think Grease 2 is Hilariously bad Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: MrMari on August 07, 2013, 08:30:24 PM I can't make it thru this one...ever. Not even Valerie Perrine's boobs help.
(https://gallerytheimage.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Original_Watermark/can%27t_stop_the_music_us1sh.jpg) Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: ChaosTheory on August 08, 2013, 11:31:25 AM SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1964) is the worst movie I have ever seen. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdsFQJRn-M[/url] AAGH! Yeah, that one was painful. Jayne was a good comedic actress, drama not so much. I got about 10 minutes into ROBO VAMPIRE... Worst movie I've sat all the way through though, has to be this smarmy, patronizing, self-congratulatory nightmare: (http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blind-side-uk-poster1.jpg) Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: voltron on August 08, 2013, 01:05:32 PM this one was amazingly awful....
(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/voltron_014/shockchambercover_zps0e16396a.jpg) ....anyone else see it? Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: retrorussell on August 09, 2013, 03:28:18 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Cophalf.jpg/220px-Cophalf.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: claws on August 09, 2013, 06:35:42 AM I made it about 20 minutes into Scream. I thought the main female character and Neve Campbell's character were absolutely detestable. I assume you mean Wes Craven's Scream (1996) and not the supernatural western town slasher Scream (1981) we've been talking about here? Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: Jack on August 09, 2013, 11:47:24 AM ^ Oh never mind I'm just confused as usual.
Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: VenomX73 on August 09, 2013, 12:55:00 PM I Am Legend (2007) Will Smith
(http://www.vampire-empire.com/images/i-am-legend-will-smith-21244904.jpg) Horrible CGI. If you want to see better watch - The Last Man on Earth (1964) Vincent Price. Title: Re: Worst Movies I've Seen Post by: VenomX73 on August 09, 2013, 09:35:06 PM Fire with Fire (2012)
(http://i.movie.as/p/600/106309.jpg) This movie was awful! ... it should take the crown in my topic about 'people doing dumb things in movies' - but damn there are way too many things to list. |