Badmovies.org Forum

Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Flangepart on August 13, 2013, 08:20:26 AM



Title: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: Flangepart on August 13, 2013, 08:20:26 AM
(http://d1g4sq00ps2bp3.cloudfront.net/lobbycards/22143_3.jpg)

"Honey, what did I tell you about trying to steal a soda from the machine. Those dispenser slots art tight!"


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: Jack on August 13, 2013, 10:23:45 AM
"Was there a warning label saying not to work on the lawn mower while it was running?  Then we will sue, SUE I say!!!


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: sprite75 on August 13, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
Never get between a beer and one of Sprite's cats!


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: retrorussell on August 13, 2013, 06:56:20 PM
Plug it up!  Plug it up!  Plug it up!


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 13, 2013, 09:49:32 PM
The original 1951 version of TOKYO GORE POLICE was not quite as extreme as the remake.


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: El Misfit on August 13, 2013, 11:17:23 PM
What do you mean a sparkling vampire bit you? Vampires don't Sparkle dear, everyone knows that.


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: Mr. DS on August 22, 2013, 08:56:31 PM
"Gesundheit..."


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on August 23, 2013, 11:50:12 PM
If you pick at it it'll never heal.


Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you...
Post by: tracy on August 26, 2013, 02:49:17 PM
I've told you before not to put your hands in the blender til it stops.