Title: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: Flangepart on August 13, 2013, 08:20:26 AM (http://d1g4sq00ps2bp3.cloudfront.net/lobbycards/22143_3.jpg) "Honey, what did I tell you about trying to steal a soda from the machine. Those dispenser slots art tight!" Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: Jack on August 13, 2013, 10:23:45 AM "Was there a warning label saying not to work on the lawn mower while it was running? Then we will sue, SUE I say!!!
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: sprite75 on August 13, 2013, 05:33:10 PM Never get between a beer and one of Sprite's cats!
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: retrorussell on August 13, 2013, 06:56:20 PM Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: Rev. Powell on August 13, 2013, 09:49:32 PM The original 1951 version of TOKYO GORE POLICE was not quite as extreme as the remake.
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: El Misfit on August 13, 2013, 11:17:23 PM What do you mean a sparkling vampire bit you? Vampires don't Sparkle dear, everyone knows that.
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: Mr. DS on August 22, 2013, 08:56:31 PM "Gesundheit..."
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: Olivia Bauer on August 23, 2013, 11:50:12 PM If you pick at it it'll never heal.
Title: Re: Dear, I TOLD you... Post by: tracy on August 26, 2013, 02:49:17 PM I've told you before not to put your hands in the blender til it stops.
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