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Title: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on September 07, 2013, 05:10:40 PM
Because we always salute something stinky at this site.

"With women dear
There's many a tear.
When Trevor nears."


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on September 09, 2013, 12:49:15 AM
LOL  :bouncegiggle:

I went with providing my own reason: I have to wear the damn things.  :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Flangepart on September 09, 2013, 07:51:58 AM
It's poetry time!

Trevor is so keen.
His undies are the pits.
Why can't we fear them?


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on September 09, 2013, 08:11:15 AM
He is
getting his
birthday
bonus on
Friday
so
he will buy
some
clean
ones
 :wink:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Flangepart on September 09, 2013, 08:43:58 AM
The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: tracy on September 10, 2013, 01:09:46 PM
There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on September 11, 2013, 02:00:28 AM
The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 12, 2013, 08:06:25 PM
It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by undies.



Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: zombie #1 on September 13, 2013, 03:58:02 AM
When the night has come, and the land is dark
 And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
 No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
 Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Flangepart on September 13, 2013, 08:30:42 AM
Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 10, 2014, 06:54:52 AM
It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by undies.



LOL  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 10, 2014, 06:55:26 AM
When the night has come, and the land is dark
 And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
 No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
 Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 10, 2014, 06:56:04 AM
There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 10, 2014, 06:57:03 AM
Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: indianasmith on January 10, 2014, 07:20:40 AM
There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 10, 2014, 08:33:18 AM
There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!

 :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

You're describing the cast of The Star Wars Holiday Special there with the words 'brown' and 'lumpy'.  :wink:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Flangepart on January 10, 2014, 09:20:25 AM
When Trevor did put on his shorts.
His friends produced some retorts.
Be it words, or mere sound.
Our response would abound.
For Trevor has such loud reports!


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: El Misfit on January 10, 2014, 01:06:07 PM
Trevor's undies were stained
Stench worse than an ass
But the stench was restrained
In South Africa, A place now being known for class.


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on January 10, 2014, 02:59:07 PM

UPS is always asking us, "what can brown do for you?" I think this question is better off left to Trevor.   :twirl:

Trevor loves to eat his beans
And makes those sounds so big and mean
You won't believe the loud report
That comes out of this good man's shorts!

Fruit Of The Loom has met it's doom
When Trevor comes to town!


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: ER on January 13, 2014, 08:38:07 PM
Trevor's underpants,
Scarier than the outhouse
Of mighty King Kong.



Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: retrorussell on January 14, 2014, 03:05:27 AM
Funny.. when I first saw this thread it was right below the "Anyone else been sick?" thread.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 14, 2014, 03:18:01 AM
When Trevor did put on his shorts.
His friends produced some retorts.
Be it words, or mere sound.
Our response would abound.
For Trevor has such loud reports!

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Trevor on January 14, 2014, 04:07:18 AM

UPS is always asking us, "what can brown do for you?" I think this question is better off left to Trevor.   :twirl:

Trevor loves to eat his beans
And makes those sounds so big and mean
You won't believe the loud report
That comes out of this good man's shorts!

Fruit Of The Loom has met it's doom
When Trevor comes to town!


Samuel L Jackson in SWAT: "Prop fruitoftheloomski in the A car."  :smile:


Title: Re: An Ode to Trevor's Undies
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on January 17, 2014, 06:13:16 PM
That was pretty much my own original work, not Jackson's, but I think he'll get over it  :bouncegiggle: