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Title: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Fishasaurus on September 14, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/justice/cannibal-eat-children-case/index.html

Where do they all come from?  This is so soon after the cop who planned to eat his wife....


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Green on October 21, 2013, 09:27:38 AM
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Geoffrey Portway pleaded guilty in May to distribution and possession of child pornography and solicitation to commit a crime of violence, according to court documents. He is scheduled to be sentenced on September 17.

"Portway has pled guilty to some of the most vile and heinous crimes known to our society," federal prosecutors wrote in a sentencing recommendation.

But a lawyer for the 40-year-old defendant told CNN his client "lived in a fantasy world" and there was no evidence he harmed any child.

I'm not sure who is worse, the pedo or his lawyer. There's an easy way to rid the gene pool of this DNA, but we're too civilized for that level of commonsense.


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Gst0395 on October 21, 2013, 11:14:04 AM
Filthy nonce. I'm ashamed to share the same first name as him.


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: zelmo73 on October 21, 2013, 05:02:11 PM
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Portway went by the moniker "Fat Longpig" during his online chats, according to court documents.

Be on the lookout for any new members here that bear this screen name.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Javakoala on October 23, 2013, 01:53:14 PM
Maybe he has bad teeth, and he was just looking for tender meat.

Maybe he was very hungry and thought he'd have a "little" snack.

Geoffrey Portway was having dinner with his mother.
Mother: "Geoffrey, I must say, I really don't care for your little friends."
Geoffrey: "Then push them aside and eat your green beans instead."

Too soon?   :twirl:


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 13, 2013, 11:23:03 PM
I think "longpig" is a term for... human flesh.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Trevor on November 14, 2013, 12:44:01 AM
I think "longpig" is a term for... human flesh.   :bluesad:

It is.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: indianasmith on November 14, 2013, 07:14:38 AM
"Dining on the long pig" has always been a slang term for cannibalism, because human meat tastes a lot like pork - especially when smoked and served with barbecue sauce . . .


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: Javakoala on November 15, 2013, 03:30:28 PM
"Dining on the long pig" has always been a slang term for cannibalism, because human meat tastes a lot like pork - especially when smoked and served with barbecue sauce . . .

I would ask how you know this, but I'm allergic to barbecue sauce.


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: zelmo73 on November 16, 2013, 02:18:18 AM
Mmm...smoked pork!  :twirl:


Title: Re: Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Eat Small Children
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on November 20, 2013, 06:45:35 PM
Mmm...smoked pork!  :twirl:

It's what's for dinner!"