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Title: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: InformationGeek on October 10, 2013, 12:48:11 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotQoOngYno
Why? Because why not, that's why! Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 10, 2013, 12:58:18 PM AKA Alien Ghost Sharks...well, that's what I'd call 'em...
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: FatFreddysCat on October 10, 2013, 02:08:05 PM Just when I think the Ridiculous Shark Movie Well has officially run dry... someone proves me wrong! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Jack on October 10, 2013, 04:28:48 PM Sharks on a skating rink would be awesome - "I think we're gonna need a bigger Zamboni." :teddyr:
This stuff is spilling over into books as well: http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/71203/sharcano-looks-shoot-fins-teeth-and-magma-all-over-your-bookshelf#axzz2hMB459Y7 Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: indianasmith on October 10, 2013, 04:30:38 PM Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Bushma on October 10, 2013, 05:58:34 PM Anyone else thinking back to Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4 Now we just have to look forward to Snow Shark vs Avalanche Shark Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: FatFreddysCat on October 10, 2013, 10:11:39 PM Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original? Give'em time. They're probably opening their check book to lock up the broadcast rights as we speak. Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 11, 2013, 12:44:07 AM I'm still trying to get over the genius sharks that et Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea. All those frickin' sharks needed were frickin' laser beams to make it a perfect frickin' shark horror movie with frickin' Samuel Frickin' Jackson in it!
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 11, 2013, 08:06:08 AM Sharks on a skating rink would be awesome - "I think we're gonna need a bigger Zamboni." :teddyr: I'd sig that one, baby! :bouncegiggle: SHARKCANO VS. AVALANCHE SHARKS. Nuff said... Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Ted C on October 11, 2013, 11:50:46 AM Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original? It's not by The Asylum, who are the usual culprits for Syfy. It seems that Syfy's copycat studio now has a copycat. Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 11, 2013, 05:57:41 PM Isn't the world bored with sharks by now? Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 12, 2013, 01:28:53 AM Isn't the world bored with sharks by now? Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?ZOMBIE SHARKS! Somebody please-please-please-please-please make the movie! :hot: Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Gst0395 on October 12, 2013, 08:11:46 AM Damn, nowadays bad killer shark movies are being made left and right it seems.
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Rev. Powell on October 12, 2013, 12:25:33 PM Isn't the world bored with sharks by now? Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?I am bored with them but I seem to tire of movie trends much faster than other people. I've been sick of zombies for over a decade now. Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: indianasmith on October 12, 2013, 05:57:28 PM ZOMBIE SHARKS . . . oh my. oh my!! I am getting sweaty palms just thinking about how bad that movie would be!!! LOL :teddyr: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 12, 2013, 11:39:45 PM Zombie...shark...
Well, this is close. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: SynapticBoomstick on October 13, 2013, 10:59:53 PM No.
Sharks do not fit into any horror niche at will. Stop doing it. Seriously, 2013 is Shark Out of Water Year. Volcana Sharks, International Space Station Sharks, Golf Course Sharks, Foodtown Sharks, Card Sharks, Pool Sharks, Loan Sharks. One or two were not half bad but now it's like the companies are just force feeding my brain goop. And I lie to myself. Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Jack on October 14, 2013, 07:00:56 AM International Space Station Sharks Space station sharks? I gotta see that :teddyr: Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2013, 12:55:36 PM International Space Station Sharks Space station sharks? I gotta see that :teddyr: Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Jack on October 14, 2013, 04:47:01 PM (http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/Space_Shark-ypdkcq-d_zpsd4e5c51a.jpg)
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2013, 05:25:57 PM ([url]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/Space_Shark-ypdkcq-d_zpsd4e5c51a.jpg[/url]) Dude, we are not alone!(http://skreened.com/render-product/m/z/e/mzefieinpiafwgmsckaa/sharks-in-space-crew-cut.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.light-blue.w760h760.jpg) Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2013, 05:29:18 PM (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X9k6hDcIO-c/TJjKt62dj5I/AAAAAAAAAoI/LFIgRpPivLo/s1600/fys1.jpg)
(http://www.medangerbolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/space-shark2.jpg) Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 15, 2013, 12:26:08 AM One can hope...one can dream...
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4779771496236395&pid=15.1) Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Rev. Powell on October 15, 2013, 11:29:43 AM I didn't write this, but I could have: Have Sharks Jumped the Shark? (http://fresnobeehive.com/archives/27925)
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: JPickettIII on October 15, 2013, 03:31:44 PM :buggedout :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :buggedout: :buggedout::
WOW! Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 17, 2013, 08:07:53 AM (http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/mega.jpg?w=700)
And from japan... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10xk0wey8w Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Ted C on October 17, 2013, 10:41:34 AM ([url]http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/mega.jpg?w=700[/url]) And from japan... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10xk0wey8w[/url] That's a Syfy original from the Asylum. They must have released a Japanese dub. Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 18, 2013, 08:27:14 AM Bet it's a better cover than the U.S. dvd.
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 18, 2013, 10:05:05 AM The potential for a movie here is enormous!
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/027/d/7/Vapire_Robot_Nazi_Shark____by_chefTokyo.jpg) Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 18, 2013, 12:31:20 PM The potential for a movie here is enormous! ([url]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/027/d/7/Vapire_Robot_Nazi_Shark____by_chefTokyo.jpg[/url]) Wait, you forgot to work 'zombie' into it. Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 18, 2013, 04:59:12 PM It's not my creation. Either way, I think they got hung up on the concept of a "robot zombie", never mind the "Nazi" bit. Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know. :teddyr:
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 18, 2013, 05:25:27 PM It's not my creation. Either way, I think they got hung up on the concept of a "robot zombie", never mind the "Nazi" bit. Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know. :teddyr: Hummm...would that go under the heading of 'you are what you eat?" :smile:Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 18, 2013, 10:03:08 PM We could try different genres altogether...
(http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-demotivational-posters-0561.jpg) Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Puma81 on October 23, 2013, 02:16:35 AM "Snow Sharks"... they should have called it that. Or maybe... SNORKS!? .... oh wait.
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Jack on October 23, 2013, 07:34:34 AM Robot zombie sharks with laser beams on their heads!
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/sharks_w_laser_beams_zps963c6353.jpg) Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Jack on October 24, 2013, 09:12:22 AM Another one on the way lol: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152098/
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Flangepart on October 25, 2013, 08:02:22 AM Another one on the way lol: [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152098/[/url] Yee, hee hee hee....I may be right, Sharks are the new zombies! Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: Trevor on October 31, 2013, 12:43:20 AM *Slaps self in disbelief*: I just found out that a friend of mine is the executive producer on Avalanche Sharks. Oy. :buggedout:
Title: Re: Avalanche Sharks (2013) Post by: zelmo73 on October 31, 2013, 02:55:51 PM Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know. It's odd how my lame joke got a little funnier over the short passage of time here. :teddyr: |