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Title: You call THAT a harbinger of doom?
Post by: Flangepart on December 02, 2013, 06:46:30 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uwHV-mCaTqE/UG1egp2lA6I/AAAAAAAAdZI/iTgnhbGkop0/s1600/x03+-+Goat+statue.jpg)

It's not gonna work. I refuse to quote Poe's THE RAVEN in front of the MALTESE FALCON. It's two different genres!"


Title: Re: You call THAT a harbinger of doom?
Post by: retrorussell on December 02, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
Mendo: Ladies and gentlemen.. I bring you: THE TALKING GOAT STATUE!!!
Others: Um.. it's not doing anything!  You brought us out here for this?!
Mendo: Wait!  It, uh.. doesn't have the proper motivation yet!  Someone go get me a carrot!  I COMMAND YOU GOAT STATUE!  IMPART TO US YOUR INFINITE WISDOM!!!
Lum: Come on guys.. let's go and leave the nutcase to his own devices.  Koo-koo!


Title: Re: You call THAT a harbinger of doom?
Post by: indianasmith on December 02, 2013, 09:33:16 PM
"THIS??  Really?  At least the Israelites made their calf out of gold!!"


Title: Re: You call THAT a harbinger of doom?
Post by: tracy on December 04, 2013, 04:45:56 PM
Hey! It keeps undressing me with it's eyes and ignoring the girl in the bikini!