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Title: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: sprite75 on January 07, 2014, 09:53:39 PM Another one from our favorite state (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/lakenya-bristol-regina-watts_n_4533223.html);
Quote This fight came to a head when the sex toys got decapitated. That's the accusation that Florida woman Lakenya Bristol, 32, is hurling at her former girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts. Bristol was arrested in mid-November for domestic violence, according to The Smoking Gun. After that, Watts packed up Bristol's belongings and told her to move. When Bristol went through her items, she saw her three dildos, but their tops had been chopped off. According to a police report uncovered by The Smoking Gun, Watts denied any sex toy sabotage and said the dildo damage must have come after she gave Bristol back her stuff. Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: Trevor on January 08, 2014, 04:41:04 AM It seems to me that
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: messedup on January 10, 2014, 01:54:53 AM Some girls like it circumsized I guess.
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: Umaril Has Returned on January 10, 2014, 02:33:32 PM Well look at this way, since LaKenya knew who did it, it saved her the price of hiring her own private dick to track down the culprit..... Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: Rev. Powell on January 10, 2014, 06:45:39 PM Well look at this way, since LaKenya knew who did it, it saved her the price of hiring her own private dick to track down the culprit..... The moment I took a glans at this story, I knew we were going to see these kinds of puns. Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: Bushma on January 10, 2014, 06:55:05 PM Another one from our favorite state ([url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/lakenya-bristol-regina-watts_n_4533223.html[/url]); Quote This fight came to a head when the sex toys got decapitated. That's the accusation that Florida woman Lakenya Bristol, 32, is hurling at her former girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts. Bristol was arrested in mid-November for domestic violence, according to The Smoking Gun. After that, Watts packed up Bristol's belongings and told her to move. When Bristol went through her items, she saw her three dildos, but their tops had been chopped off. According to a police report uncovered by The Smoking Gun, Watts denied any sex toy sabotage and said the dildo damage must have come after she gave Bristol back her stuff. Anyone else reminded of that movie "Teeth" or is it just me? Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: El Misfit on January 15, 2014, 12:04:12 PM Florida again?
(http://img.pandawhale.com/52263-Bugs-Bunny-Florida-gif-P4js.gif) Okay, I got to ask- what is with Florida and all of these crazy news stories, is it the water, the air, the gators? Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 17, 2014, 06:09:54 PM Another one from our favorite state ([url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/lakenya-bristol-regina-watts_n_4533223.html[/url]); Quote This fight came to a head when the sex toys got decapitated. That's the accusation that Florida woman Lakenya Bristol, 32, is hurling at her former girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts. Bristol was arrested in mid-November for domestic violence, according to The Smoking Gun. After that, Watts packed up Bristol's belongings and told her to move. When Bristol went through her items, she saw her three dildos, but their tops had been chopped off. According to a police report uncovered by The Smoking Gun, Watts denied any sex toy sabotage and said the dildo damage must have come after she gave Bristol back her stuff. Anyone else reminded of that movie "Teeth" or is it just me? No, it's not just you, but I was thinking of a different scene in a different film. The scene of the boy scout and the bath in "Lair of the White Worm." Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: Bushma on January 17, 2014, 09:48:36 PM Another one from our favorite state ([url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/lakenya-bristol-regina-watts_n_4533223.html[/url]); Quote This fight came to a head when the sex toys got decapitated. That's the accusation that Florida woman Lakenya Bristol, 32, is hurling at her former girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts. Bristol was arrested in mid-November for domestic violence, according to The Smoking Gun. After that, Watts packed up Bristol's belongings and told her to move. When Bristol went through her items, she saw her three dildos, but their tops had been chopped off. According to a police report uncovered by The Smoking Gun, Watts denied any sex toy sabotage and said the dildo damage must have come after she gave Bristol back her stuff. Anyone else reminded of that movie "Teeth" or is it just me? No, it's not just you, but I was thinking of a different scene in a different film. The scene of the boy scout and the bath in "Lair of the White Worm." I should see if I can find that. I've heard about it, but haven't seen it. Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Accused Of Decapitating Sex Toys Post by: sprite75 on January 17, 2014, 11:09:40 PM Florida again? ([url]http://img.pandawhale.com/52263-Bugs-Bunny-Florida-gif-P4js.gif[/url]) Okay, I got to ask- what is with Florida and all of these crazy news stories, is it the water, the air, the gators? Best guess: Some combination thereof. |