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Title: Florida man arrested for toilet seat attack.
Post by: sprite75 on January 24, 2014, 05:41:04 PM
Florida, again. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/toilet-seat-assault-675431)

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JANUARY 24--Meet Norris Troutman.

The Florida man, 20, is jailed on a felony battery charge for allegedly clobbering his disabled uncle in the head with a toilet seat cover, investigators report.

Sammy Lee Johnson, the 48-year-old victim, told St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office deputies that he was sitting on the couch in his Fort Pierce home watching TV with his mother when Troutman ran up to him and “struck him in the back of his head with a toilet seat lid.”

Johnson said that he “was unsure why Mr. Troutman was upset with him,” adding that he “did nothing to provoke the attack.” The man’s mother concurred that he had done nothing to prompt the assault earlier this month.


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Title: Re: Florida man arrested for toilet seat attack.
Post by: VenomX73 on January 24, 2014, 06:09:01 PM
Damn. That's pretty $hitty.


Title: Re: Florida man arrested for toilet seat attack.
Post by: indianasmith on January 24, 2014, 06:32:17 PM
He can flush his freedom goodbye!


Title: Re: Florida man arrested for toilet seat attack.
Post by: El Misfit on January 24, 2014, 11:03:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r0AYH.gif)
That's all i have to say.


Title: Re: Florida man arrested for toilet seat attack.
Post by: Trevor on January 27, 2014, 01:54:33 AM
The Florida man, 20, is jailed on a felony battery charge for allegedly clobbering his disabled uncle in the head with a toilet seat cover, investigators report. Sammy Lee Johnson, the 48-year-old victim, told St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office deputies that he was sitting on the couch in his Fort Pierce home watching TV with his mother when Troutman ran up to him and “struck him in the back of his head with a toilet seat lid.”Johnson said that he “was unsure why Mr. Troutman was upset with him,” adding that he “did nothing to provoke the attack.” The man’s mother concurred that he had done nothing to prompt the assault earlier this month.


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