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Title: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: Flangepart on January 29, 2014, 09:26:05 AM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SNqP-GAaySI/AAAAAAAAfn4/-YpfYAgzzxM/dfthjdfgjghjh.jpg?imgmax=512)

The funeral for King Kong was held today at the Griffith Park Zoo. Mourners are asked to bring bananas.


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: messedup on January 29, 2014, 10:48:39 AM
1."And we even told him, that Basejumping from the Empire State Building wouldn't work with his size..."
2."The deleted Ending for King Kong vs. Godzilla"


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: Javakoala on February 04, 2014, 10:06:01 AM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SNqP-GAaySI/AAAAAAAAfn4/-YpfYAgzzxM/dfthjdfgjghjh.jpg?imgmax=512)

"Okay, we have the coffin, but who dafuq are we gonna get to be pallbearers?"


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on February 14, 2014, 05:05:45 PM
I have your pallbearers right here.

Atlas
Frankenstein's Monster
Goliath
Hercules
King Kong
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. Clean
Paul Bunyan
Samson
The Genie
The Golem
The Jolly Green Giant


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: Flangepart on February 17, 2014, 09:32:59 AM
I have your pallbearers right here.

Atlas
Frankenstein's Monster
Goliath
Hercules
King Kong
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. Clean
Paul Bunyan
Samson
The Genie
The Golem
The Jolly Green Giant
King Kong is one of his own pallbearers? Wow, he IS tough!


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: Derelict Coin-op on March 02, 2014, 12:00:40 AM
Gunshots rang out today as the Jolly green giant was brutally assaulted and killed by the stay-puff marshmallow man. Rumors spread that it was over an insult the green giant gave calling him "The "bottom" of the food pyramid."


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 03, 2014, 10:49:18 AM
I have your pallbearers right here.

Atlas
Frankenstein's Monster
Goliath
Hercules
King Kong
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. Clean
Paul Bunyan
Samson
The Genie
The Golem
The Jolly Green Giant
King Kong is one of his own pallbearers? Wow, he IS tough!
It's the giant monster get together of the year!  King Kong would rather be caught dead than mis-- oh.  right. 


Title: Re: Funeral for kaiju.
Post by: Mr. DS on March 16, 2014, 08:56:08 PM
The CG in the new Noah's Ark movie leaves a lot to be desired.